TGWTG Nostalgia Chick / Lindsay Ellis / TheDudette - aka Hotdogs in face girl

She's so agitating, jesus christ. I had to turn the fucking video off because of how vapid and cunty she is. Why does she think that only boomers are right wing??? what a fucking kike
Never mind that makeup. Someone should tell this cunt she can plaster on makeup with a trowel like Tammy Faye Bakker but no amount of foundation is going to conceal that booze bloat.
 
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"Microaggression" already implies a small thing. What's a minor version of one, then? A nanoaggression? A picoaggression?

I would make a joke that these assholes would start using scientific notation for their aggressions, but then I remembered most of them only care about science when they can say they "fucking love it".
Reasonably, microaggressions should only make you microangry.
 
Holy shit... 1 hour and 1 minute in she's brining up the context of the rape rap vid and how she was first sexual experience was being raped in college by first taking a shot and then intersplicing over where she would be giving any actual details with
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She then talks about how she burnt all the "evidence" and never told anyone. Her story continues by saying she went to a Dresden Dolls concert a year later and found her friend in a stairwell "covered in"
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"uhh by our neighbor so *chuckles* so I just see white I just like fly into this animal rage and"
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"I don't think it was- it couldn't have been five or ten minutes before the police showed up and I was still in full Hulk mode and"
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She then talks about her friend being loaded up into an ambulance and getting a rape kit done on her and now Lindsay's part of some rape case "Cool! Coolcoolcoolcoolcool" and she kept quite about her rape for another year.

Every single one of these is accompanied by a censor buzz sound effect.

I could buy that she's trying to use humor to get past her trauma, I'm assuming she's gonna say that's the point of the rape rap vid I don't know I haven't gotten that far yet, if it weren't that it comes off so fucking phony with the VHS effect, buzzer and fucking ending it with the police violence shit. Plus there the fact that she got rid of almost every piece of identifiable evidence possible for people to verify what she's saying other than some involvement in an alleged criminal rape case in 2004.

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I forgot to add this. I'm not a smart man, as made clear by my number of posts, so I like watching things I think are smart. I like watching a channel on youtube called JCS - Criminal Psychology. He reviews real police interview/interrogation films and talks about the methods cops use when questioning and how suspects react. One thing that seems to always come up is how people who are lying tend to add in irrelevant facts or details to their story to make them more believable. Again, I'm not a smart man nor am I anywhere near this field and I might be biased because I don't care for Lindsay but this story of hers has that same weirdness to me. Y'all be the judge.
So she's going down the Sargon "you can't attack me, I was totes sexually assaulted in the past" route now? Great, that's one more thing they have in common. Maybe they should hook up and have a night of wild hatesex.
 
The thing about the Moviebob apology is, She could have just DM'd him and told him to stop. She knows people follow everything Bob's involved in and make fun of him. If she didn't knew poeple where gonna meme the fuck out of it, then she's probably really fucking stupid. She clearly wanted to humilliate Bob in front of everyone.

Also she says the Rape rap was uploaded without her "consent". She says that she never uploaded her videos, someone from Channel Awesome did it for her. But why not JUST DON'T FUCKING UPLOAD IT? What's wrong with just keeping the file in your PC and if you think one of your friends might find it funny show it to them from your PC.
 
Being called a "diet nazi" for teasing & memeing on Movieblob is probably the nicest and most reasonable thing Lindsay has ever said about mean people she doesn't like on the internet. It's flattering to not be conflated with outright genocide for having a laugh at someone else's expense. I hope Diet Nazi catches on.
 
Lindsay, you could've easily dodged this mess but you just had to be a drunken mick narcissist and show those haters and diet nazis (jenny craig generalissimos?) how little you care with a feature length film.

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Oof. Imagine waking up next to that. "Hey babe, big pharma says thanks for the aborted fetal tissue"

 
Lindsay kept calling Jenny NIcholson, who makes popular videos on a variety of things and isn't dumb enough to let her political opinions spill into her content, an 'MLP youtuber', which is an underniably loaded term. Why would she talk about her friend in such a patroniging way, reducing her body of work to something that no one would take seriously? Could it be that she's... jealous?
 
Lindsay kept calling Jenny NIcholson, who makes popular videos on a variety of things and isn't dumb enough to let her political opinions spill into her content, an 'MLP youtuber', which is an underniably loaded term. Why would she talk about her friend in such a patroniging way, reducing her body of work to something that no one would take seriously? Could it be that she's... jealous?
I'm going to guess MLP means My Little Pony? I'm not surprised she's mad at a younger, prettier, slightly less retarded version of herself. Isn't she married? Where are the children? Twitter wasn't meant to be a lifestyle.
 
"I'm a white woman from Tennessee, my family is mostly uneducated white trash."

Wow, not a hint of reservation or hesitation. If I were her dad I would've disowned her for that.
wait, her dad passed away a few years back and she dedicated her Guardians of the Galaxy review to him because the movie gave her "the feels".

Guess she'd throw literally anyone into the dumpster...
 
Being called a "diet nazi" for teasing & memeing on Movieblob is probably the nicest and most reasonable thing Lindsay has ever said about mean people she doesn't like on the internet. It's flattering to not be conflated with outright genocide for having a laugh at someone else's expense. I hope Diet Nazi catches on.
She even said she more respect for us then most sjw. That’s kinda say something.
 
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