Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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The major issue with this is how broadly the term is applied and who gets labeled. Peterson has many lectures and speeches about the psychology and horror of totalitarianism. Ben Shapiro is a yarmulke wearing Jew. Andy Ngo is a gay man of Vietnamese descent. These guys hardly seem like the type to unironically heil old Adolf, yet that label gets thrown around with such regularity that an alarming number of people seriously believe it. Bob, of course, contributes to this in his dipshit ways, even going so far as to label the entire Geeks + Gamers team as goose steppers. It would be asking a lot to expect the average schlub to know what volksgemeinschaft is or to fully understand how the Nazis worked and what they wanted, but some basic level needs to be reached lest we keep seeing stupid shit like what has been happening these days. But, if that happened, it would undermine Bob and his ilk, so they can't allow that.
I've seen people argue unironically that being a minority of any kind doesn't preclude them from being a "fascist" (or "nazi"), and one person even claimed that according to some Appeal to Authority yutz professor at Columbia University, antisemitism is not a necessary part of "modern fascism". As long as a person holds even remotely non-woke viewpoints, they're considered fair game for the accusation. It's the kind of black-and-white thinking people like Moviebob engage in, while unironically pulling the "you're either for us or against us" that they hypocritically criticized GWB for.
 
Lets go to war with Russia because "565K+ are dead here"
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Bob really does show his corporatist neocon beliefs here by wanting to wage a war with another country because of petty reasons. It’s honestly great that Bob has no ounce of political power because imagine if he somehow became the president
 
Bob really does show his corporatist neocon beliefs here by wanting to wage a war with another country because of petty reasons. It’s honestly great that Bob has no ounce of political power because imagine if he somehow became the president
Bob's old enough to remember Teddy Kennedy, one of Massachussett's long-serving senators, fellating USSR cock back in the 80s during the height of the Cold War.

People like Movieblob and his senpais believe (like a believer not a thinker lol) with all their hearts that Russia MUST have "installed" Drumpf, because the majority of Americans who "matter" actually outnumber the wasteland mayonnaise ghouls who "don't matter". They have to believe this, because they can't stomach the concept that they (the Woke of the Blue Left) are actually in the minority.
 
according to some Appeal to Authority yutz professor at Columbia University, antisemitism is not a necessary part of "modern fascism".
Anti-Semitism and fascism aren't necessarily linked, though. It's possible for Jews to be fascists - Kahanism is definitely a fascist ideology.
 
Isn't the whole "Russia got Trump elected" stuff just unsubstantiated wishful thinking on leftists part?

So much for being a thinker, and not a believer.
He is NEVER a thinker. He has never been a thinker.

He’s a believer in what the cool kids’ though of the day. You know, the cool kids he wants to fit into.

He’s a believer in the shit he falls for.

He’s a believer in his own nonsensical bullshit in his mind.

He’s a believer in his own farts.
 
Lets go to war with Russia because "565K+ are dead here"
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More than any other cow, I would be TERRIFIED of Bob getting real power. Of course, he never would, because he's fat and useless. But if he somehow became a dictator in a way that he couldn't be immediately deposed, he would be an actual, existential threat to humanity. Because when he says he wants to nuke the Russians and/or mayo ghouls, he's not exaggerating.
 
There's no easier way to get to that one million dead mark than starting a war because it was her time.

Bob. You. Fucking. MORON! Do you how many nuclear warheads Russia has? Nearly 6400, which is over 500 more than what the United States possesses. If you are desperate to poke the bear (but not China because of your yellow fever) and event escalate into an all-out nuclear exchange you can bet your fat ass that Boston is an ICBM target. Your, your brother, sister-in-law, and that niece and nephew you are so fond of will likely die in in one of three ways: from the blast shockwave, the resulting firestorms, or an agonizing death from radiation sickness/cancer.

But, no, don't stop on my account. Go ahead and poke the bear. Is it any wonder that thousands of people see you and your inbred family as idiots?
 
Bob, please feel free to go sign up with the Ukrainian military if you feel so strongly about it. The last thing we need is yet another endless war, especially one fought with an actual nuclear power.

A full on international war with Russia would make Coronavirus look like a fucking joke. Stalingrad round 2 would be real spicy.
 
More than any other cow, I would be TERRIFIED of Bob getting real power. Of course, he never would, because he's fat and useless. But if he somehow became a dictator in a way that he couldn't be immediately deposed, he would be an actual, existential threat to humanity. Because when he says he wants to nuke the Russians and/or mayo ghouls, he's not exaggerating.
Bob gaining any sort of power or influence on the world stage would be the greatest disaster humanity ever faced. Bob thinks of himself as a good person but wants to kill people in numbers that would make Hitler, Stalin, and Mao combined look like rank amateurs. Not to mention the ecological disaster that would occur after the Blobin-Führer nuked most of the planet. Bob's superior future would be a dead planet drifting silently through space. How anyone takes him seriously I'll never know.
 
His skull and brains would have been reduced to mush long ago if he got punched for every single wrong take he's ever done.
Punch? We could send Spoon Guy from "The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon" with instructions to only smack him when he made a stupid take and he'd still be mush.
 
Film Robert if you see this just know Lindsay didn't apologize to you. When you apologize you're sorry for hurting someone and she did the opposite she actually doubled down.

She called you a creep, reinstated you're not friends, and said she disagrees with your views. Taking that as an apology is as delusional as thinking a restraining order is a love letter.

She's only sorry we got joy from your humiliation that she caused not that you were humiliated. Yes Bobert that's right Lindsay cares more about our feelings than yours.

So now go cry in your basement and drown your sorrows in Mcnuggets and cheap booze you footless troll.
Hey now, ease up on the boy. It's the closest he'll ever get to positive female contact that didn't come from a relative of his.
 
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Imagine being such a simp for Bolt-On Tits that you seriously believe that China is in any way, shape, or form capable of standing up to the US in an actual conflict. Yeah, no, I can totally see the nation that's poisoning its own troops with its rations and buys secondhand aircraft carriers with zero operational knowledge is going to steamroll America. Literally a single missile at the Three Gorges Dam would wreck China for years.

To be fair, I know that nukes make these sorts of calculations considerably more difficult, as well as the unpredictability of whatever backdoors they've been building into the chips they send our way for years, but even with our slacking standards of late, on a purely military-to-military calculation, all China has going for them is raw numbers of men, and that's never helped them achieve victory in the past.

Bob doesn't care, he's just being a good little lapdog and regurgitating the CCP's propaganda as usual.
Lets go to war with Russia because "565K+ are dead here"
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Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. I know that self-awareness is not a lolcow's strongest suit, but seriously, do you ever stop to think before firing off a nuclear take like this one? "Bad Orange Man caused 500k+ to die of the coof (never mind that over 100k are on Biden's watch), so we need to get revenge on Russia for denying yass kween Hillary the White House because she would have saved everyone, killing thousands more of our troops in the process, or even millions of civilians if things escalate to nuclear war!"

Just...how does this thought run through your head, and then the next thought isn't, "huh, y'know, that's really fucking retarded, maybe I shouldn't post this publicly for all to see and mock me for it?" I mean, great for us because it gives us more content to shake our heads at in disbelief, but for someone who prides himself on being a Thinker™, Bob shows a remarkable ability not to think things through.
 
Bob gaining any sort of power or influence on the world stage would be the greatest disaster humanity ever faced. Bob thinks of himself as a good person but wants to kill people in numbers that would make Hitler, Stalin, and Mao combined look like rank amateurs. Not to mention the ecological disaster that would occur after the Blobin-Führer nuked most of the planet. Bob's superior future would be a dead planet drifting silently through space. How anyone takes him seriously I'll never know.
Oh but you see, friendo, that's no problem. Once we nuke the Russian Mayonnaise Kulak-ghouls, we can just deport our own wasteland Mayonnaise Ghouls to the nuked out wasteland in Russia, kill two birds with one stone! - Movieblob, probably
 
Oh but you see, friendo, that's no problem. Once we nuke the Russian Mayonnaise Kulak-ghouls, we can just deport our own wasteland Mayonnaise Ghouls to the nuked out wasteland in Russia, kill two birds with one stone! - Movieblob, probably
Hey why are Mayo Ghouls building a guillotine on my front lawn? - Moviebob shortly after that statement
 
Bob's old enough to remember Teddy Kennedy, one of Massachussett's long-serving senators, fellating USSR cock back in the 80s during the height of the Cold War.

People like Movieblob and his senpais believe (like a believer not a thinker lol) with all their hearts that Russia MUST have "installed" Drumpf, because the majority of Americans who "matter" actually outnumber the wasteland mayonnaise ghouls who "don't matter". They have to believe this, because they can't stomach the concept that they (the Woke of the Blue Left) are actually in the minority.
I guess since many are in academia, media, entertainment, and politics, it often looks like they give off the impression that they are in the majority.
 
So the mainstream left has a lot of penis envy over the right that it has no real foreign policy vision, even though Bush was wrong he had a policy and people on the right can talk about geopolitical strategy.

Outside of hating Israel the Left doesnt have anything so they jump at any chance to act like they have some understanding of geopolitics. See Libya, Syria, Somalia and Bosnia. Always with disastrous results. Because the rotw doesnt care about woke politics.

So Movie bob gets hot and heavy being able to talk about adult topics and froths at the idea of sanctioning Russia. But will block you if you bring up that pushing Russia towards China might be a massive strategic mistake.
 
Lets go to war with Russia because "565K+ are dead here"
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Retard channels his neocon chickenhawk bullshit to try and end the world in thermonuclear annihilation, still desperate to pretend he's smart and understands anything at all.

This might be the most anti-whatever the fuck type of image he's trying to project yet. Also a companion piece to his nazi-esque desires to end the Slavic race given he also wants to invade Poland.
 
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