Excerpts from F-List Horrorcows- in which a shitposter derails an entire thread

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delightofmilan said:
Do you know what sexting even means? I'll give you a hint: it involves phone numbers, and SMS.







Not only did you contradict your earlier statement that "being an adult involves thinking ahead", you agreed with that I said several pages ago.

Now this is just getting sad.
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It really is getting sad... I wish you could tell your friends to come here and see how badly you're trouncing us. :ween:
 
delightofmilan said:
Eh, there might be one or two children in the ER, you never know what those crazy kids get up to, these days. I hear they're even joining fetish websites!
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I've seen Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life. They definitely are.
 
delightofmilan said:
Do you know what sexting even means? I'll give you a hint: it involves phone numbers, and SMS.
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irrelevant you know what I mean. But since we're gonna get fully autistic... you can sext over mms as well:left:


delightofmilan said:
Not only did you contradict your earlier statement that "being an adult involves thinking ahead", you agreed with that I said several pages ago.
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Wrong, if you get in trouble accidentally you're not being held accountable for your actions. You're suffering the consequences of being stupid. If you had deliberately done something illegal and got caught you'd be held accountable.

Also picking up a minor at a bar is not going to look nearly as fucked as if a minor repeatedly told you they're a minor on the internet in a chatroom for scatty ageplay. It's not the same so if that's your deal you'd be smart to do lots of cya so to speak.

They might have some freaky tastes or whatever but when their mom comes and sees their computer and it's all "Yeah i'm a kid poop all over me old man" you're going to get in trouble.

I honestly don't care that you have disturbing tastes in playing pretend. I was giving you advice.
 
ChuckSlaughter said:
Wrong, if you get in trouble accidentally you're not being held accountable for your actions. You're suffering the consequences of being stupid. If you had deliberately done something illegal and got caught you'd be held accountable.
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Criminally negligent homicide is entirely by accident by definition and it'll still land you in the slammer. Try again.

ChuckSlaughter said:
Also picking up a minor at a bar is not going to look nearly as fucked
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Who gives a shit about what looks more fucked or not? The facts are the facts, there have been an infinitely greater quantity of people convicted for picking up underage at a bar, put on a sex offender registry with their lives ruined than those convicted off of F-List (that is to say, zero).
 
delightofmilan said:
Who gives a shit about what looks more fucked or not? The facts are the facts, there have been an infinitely greater quantity of people convicted for picking up underage at a bar, put on a sex offender registry with their lives ruined than those convicted off of F-List (that is to say, zero).
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So you're saying it's OK to pick up on kids as long as you do it on F-List?, that's quite something.
 
Criminally negligent homicide is entirely by accident by definition and it'll still land you in the slammer. Try again.
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I'm not a lawyer so please enlighten me on how criminally negligent corruption of a minor works. The complete opposite, I'm sure.
 
delightofmilan said:
Criminally negligent homicide is entirely by accident by definition and it'll still land you in the slammer. Try again.
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You're criminally negligent, you still know better and make a choice, you were supposed to put all the screws in but you used half, you knew you shouldn't do drugs and run the boom but you did anyhow, and so on. You're not breaking any rules when you just start chatting up someone on flist. I don't know why I'm bothering, fine don't verify the age of your rp partners before they tell you 15 logged times that they're in gradeschool.

delightofmilan said:
Who gives a shit about what looks more fucked or not? The facts are the facts, there have been an infinitely greater quantity of people convicted for picking up underage at a bar, put on a sex offender registry with their lives ruined than those convicted off of F-List (that is to say, zero).
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Flist is small and many bars have no incidents of this happening. How do you know it never happens on flist?
 
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delightofmilan said:
Well, I can promise you won't end up waking up in the morning having slept in someone's dumpster when you go on F-List while drunk.
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No, you get to type about defecating enough to cover continents while eating the man you're fucking.

I think I'd go for the dumpster.
 
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LegoTugboat said:
No, you get to type about defecating enough to cover continents while eating the man you're fucking.

I think I'd go for the dumpster.
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I'll take being in my clean room with my shower and my bed over smelling like shit in a dumpster any day, but hey, do whatever.
 
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