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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I'm not sure why people are surprised. Cell phones are common in county jails and state prisons nationwide. The low paid guards will also smuggle in the phones and chargers or trustee inmates will bring in phones that were dropped off during their work details.

There was video posted to facebook from a riot last year at Ware State Prison (GA). Plenty available in the thread about it.

There's video from the inmates holding a guard hostage in Oklahoma recently. Satisfyingly, there's also video of the police killing the asshole hostage taker.

Have a look through the press releases from GA:
 
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https://twitter.com/CALDreamsOf/status/1375881115689496576 (Archive)

Wow! Who would've thunk that he was being dishonest and trying to downplay the depravity of his crime!!

When I first saw his claim about being arrested for escorting, I thought that his actual sentencing was something like sexual assault, but I'm not surprised that he's a child trafficer.

He's a piece of shit.
The language these people use always makes me sick. This is a good example, he's talking about "hope", "second chances" & a "brighter tomorrow" because that's shit most people can agree with. It's cleverly done to make people who disagree or know more details seem unreasonable. You see the same shit in woke communities as a whole; they're about "love" so if you oppose them you must be about hate.
 
It gets even better when you read up on the circumstances that led to his arrest. Lynch went on the local news to defend the other sex trafficker who had been arrested. After appearing on TV, a victim recognized Lynch as one of the traffickers and called the police.
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Excellent sleuthing.

Since you can't archive the inmate lookup on the GA DOC site, here is the lookup page and inmate number so people can verify the data on their own:
GDC ID: 1000768589

The name change must have been approved at some point because they are listed as Christina in the system and inmates are always listed by their legal name with any aliases listed separately.
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>5'9"
When will they learn?
 
He was indeed sentenced for much, much worse.

Here we see they have a GFM for their SRS
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Clicking on that gives us a name of "Christina Alicia Lynch.
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Here, in their prison reform article we can see they are incarcerated in Georgia.
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Googing the name and state brings up this old law suit by a prisoner suing over not having access to their hormones. This gives their actual name as Christopher Lynch.
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So let's Google "Christopher Lynch" in Georgia.
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Looks about right, and now we get Christopher Anderw Lynch (oh look same initials).

And here is a dental of a name change petition for a prisoner called Christopher Andrew Lynch.
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OK let's stop fucking around, I burried the lede. They're a fucking child trafficking piece of shit.
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Gee I wonder why prison might not be so pleasant (hint it ain't trans that's doing it).

Now there are a few inconsistencies that might mean I fucked this up. The article says 22 and they claim to have been imprisoned at 19, looking further though giver a prior attempted armed robbery in 2009, when they were 19.
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They claim to be getting out in 2023
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Which if imprisoned initially in 2009 and given 14 years well yeah 2023.

Also they're a typical AGP.
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So fucking child trafficking pos kiddy diddler who struck a deal then trooned out is crying about being in solitary (to prevent the genpop shaking the pedo), is raising money to get the dick chop and wants to go live with the troon cult.
I could land a plane in that forehead
 
So fucking child trafficking pos kiddy diddler who struck a deal then trooned out is crying about being in solitary (to prevent the genpop shaking the pedo), is raising money to get the dick chop and wants to go live with the troon cult.
While it's a hilarious concept, this troon is going to be released in 2023 at the earliest. This troon concentration camp, set up by themselves, is unlikely to exist by then.
 
Edit: disregard the below. I’ve been informed that Cox is not the person I thought.

Luckily, she denounced Blast shortly after reading his letter. Laverne Cox is one of the only true and honest trans women I respect.

as for this Cal person, it seems fishy. I feel like they’re using the prison story as a ruse cruise for grift bucks. Either that or they did something extremely heinous and smuggled a phone in, which is apparently pretty easy to do according to articles about people in prison using tiktok.

I know you’ve already walked this back but Cox was a big pusher of that article from retard Judith Butler that was an incoherent mess of telling women it’s not rape if the cock is attached to a tranny. Cox one of the worst and also hypocritically did the whole “I had no male privilege when I was male” which who gives a fuck about really but shows Cox’s troonery even further.
 
I think someone must be posting on behalf of the prisoner. A friend, a frequent visitor.
Nope. Contraband cell phones. They're extremely common, especially in institutions that have lax security or dirty staff - which are also often in places that pay their COs shit wages. They can also get them smuggled in via a crazy fucking plot where they get a friend on the outside to get a job in an approved vendor facility and said friend intercepts the package and puts the contraband in it. Vendor packages don't go through an incredibly detailed inspection (like regular mail does). They can also come in through visiting, but that involves sticking said phone up your ass inconspicuously - although you wouldn't BELIEVE how small some of those phones are. And phones go for a fuckton of money inside, depending on how scarce they are.

Oh and also drone drops.

I think it's more that anything even remotely resembling a woman in male prison is gonna get raped. But they have protective units for that. Prison isn't fun for anyone, if you don't want to be in prison, try not committing crimes.
Prison rape is vastly overexaggerated, even for trans inmates. Also trans inmates who are NOT AGPs are a hot commodity. Especially if they resemble a woman even the tiniest bit. They get a prison husband to protect them and buy them canteen and fuck them every night. The only trans inmates who want to transfer to a women's facility are troons. And speaking of...

At a guess, I would say he's lying about being arrested for "prostitution" but may have been arrested for a different, more serious sex crime. After all, available numbers show that over 40% of trans-identified male inmates were registered sex offenders.
Can confirm, although interestingly, 40% are WHITE sex offenders. Blacks and Hispanics are like 20 and 30 percent, respectively.

Still researching the AGP rates though. Gonna take a while.
 
Entering "Pasha Nicole" into DuckDuckGo doesn't turn up much, but it DOES turn up this old article from "Project Q Atlanta", apparently an online newspaper serving Atlanta's Letter WeirdosPeople. I won't copypasta the whole thing since it's fucking long.


Pay attention to the hyperlinks highlighted in red in the article, apparently they lead to further info about this transpedo. There was briefly a "Free Pasha" meme circulating among the Atlanta faggot whorehousecommunity apparently. The article talks about a transboy identified as "Christiana" (probably its birth name) who was pulling in serious money (several thousand a fucking WEEK!) for the transpimps while living in a closet (how appropriate) the rest of the time. TL;DR this fucker is far more hardcore than anybody currently at the Tranch.

Of course by 2023 the whole Tranch will have 41%ed itself leaving behind a dustbowl littered with alpaca and sheep skeletons. But here's the thing, this whole meme of a Troon Waco where brave troons gather for a last stand against the Evil Cistem is now out there, and where La Zorra and TUR failed there will be many many more. And there will be truly hardcore ones featuring rotten stinkditches like Lynch. Troons With Guns as a cultural phenomenon is just getting started, sadly.
 
He was indeed sentenced for much, much worse.

Here we see they have a GFM for their SRS
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Clicking on that gives us a name of "Christina Alicia Lynch.
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Here, in their prison reform article we can see they are incarcerated in Georgia.
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Googing the name and state brings up this old law suit by a prisoner suing over not having access to their hormones. This gives their actual name as Christopher Lynch.
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So let's Google "Christopher Lynch" in Georgia.
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Looks about right, and now we get Christopher Anderw Lynch (oh look same initials).

And here is a dental of a name change petition for a prisoner called Christopher Andrew Lynch.
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OK let's stop fucking around, I burried the lede. They're a fucking child trafficking piece of shit.
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Gee I wonder why prison might not be so pleasant (hint it ain't trans that's doing it).

Now there are a few inconsistencies that might mean I fucked this up. The article says 22 and they claim to have been imprisoned at 19, looking further though giver a prior attempted armed robbery in 2009, when they were 19.
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They claim to be getting out in 2023
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Which if imprisoned initially in 2009 and given 14 years well yeah 2023.

Also they're a typical AGP.
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So fucking child trafficking pos kiddy diddler who struck a deal then trooned out is crying about being in solitary (to prevent the genpop shaking the pedo), is raising money to get the dick chop and wants to go live with the troon cult.
wow , never expected that. Its almost as if he has some sort of paraphilia...
 
He was indeed sentenced for much, much worse.

Here we see they have a GFM for their SRS
View attachment 2093809

Clicking on that gives us a name of "Christina Alicia Lynch.
View attachment 2093810

Here, in their prison reform article we can see they are incarcerated in Georgia.
View attachment 2093821

Googing the name and state brings up this old law suit by a prisoner suing over not having access to their hormones. This gives their actual name as Christopher Lynch.
View attachment 2093826

So let's Google "Christopher Lynch" in Georgia.
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Looks about right, and now we get Christopher Anderw Lynch (oh look same initials).

And here is a dental of a name change petition for a prisoner called Christopher Andrew Lynch.
View attachment 2093869

OK let's stop fucking around, I burried the lede. They're a fucking child trafficking piece of shit.
View attachment 2093873View attachment 2093874View attachment 2093875View attachment 2093876

Gee I wonder why prison might not be so pleasant (hint it ain't trans that's doing it).

Now there are a few inconsistencies that might mean I fucked this up. The article says 22 and they claim to have been imprisoned at 19, looking further though giver a prior attempted armed robbery in 2009, when they were 19.
View attachment 2093887

They claim to be getting out in 2023
View attachment 2093892

Which if imprisoned initially in 2009 and given 14 years well yeah 2023.

Also they're a typical AGP.
View attachment 2093894

So fucking child trafficking pos kiddy diddler who struck a deal then trooned out is crying about being in solitary (to prevent the genpop shaking the pedo), is raising money to get the dick chop and wants to go live with the troon cult.
obligatory faggotpost incoming hopefully before this thread turns to shit from repetetive newfags coming from the front page

I wouldn't call this the result of The Ratking, or modern tranny politics emboldening pedophiles to get out of jail free by lopping their dicks off. Mostly considering the fact this all went down in the late 2000's before SJWs really existed the way they do now. It's very interesting, though, that they've taken up this individual as some kind of cause, when usually they take up more dangerhaired, transtrender Twitter troons--rather than oldschool ones who do unbelievable things like passing as women. Genuinely very shocking to open this thread and not see a 400 pound man in 3 pounds of neon green eyeshadow for once, thought I wasn't looking at the right post for a minute. (Doesn't this SHITLORD understand that's EMPOWERING the PATRIARCHAL GENDER BINARY?)

Before the popular adoption of gay rights, through most of the 21st century, American Transexuals were almost always batshit insane. In the era of Christian mother's groups, when the Democrats were still just as self-righteously homophobic as the Republicans, most "sexual degenerates" were ostracized and treated like inhumans, no matter how cleanly and legitimately you tried to live your life.
A lot of gays avoided going postal because you could just be closetted, but for a lot of transexuals, being closetted wasn't a choice. Unlike today, transexuals were actually people with psychiatric conditions that made them to horrific self-mutilatory things (like getting illegal hormones in their teen years, or trying to cut off their dicks with kitchen knives). The choice for trannies was between "stay closetted, and probably kill yourself", or "transition to ease your mental health, and probably get stabbed to death in a nightclub where you suck cocks for money because it's very hard to get an honest job when everyone thinks you're an abomination who shouldn't exist."
Consequently, gay culture was just another circle on the venn diagram of the despised fringe of society, constantly overlapping with rapists, murderers, and pedophiles, looking for another barrel of fish to shoot into. This is the basis of what modern-day Cult of Troonists cry "TRANS WOMEN ARE BEING MURDERED EVERY DAY" about. But clearly, all of them have raging victim complexes. So none of them will EVER admit that it's not 1992, extremist Baptist grandmothers don't run society anymore, and gays and trannies aren't oppressed.
But it is how it used to be--so on that level, I'm not at all surprised a tranny from the 2000's would be a criminal lunatic. Disgusted nonetheless, but not surprised.

However, I'll also mildly play Devil's Advocate, just because the age thing.
Is there any actual birthdate for this person? Articles and documents from both 2010 and 2014 say they were 22 at the time of writing. It's entirely possible they, themselves, were a former underaged victim of either the child prostitution ring's head honcho, Stephen Lemery, or some other psycho.
Especially considering they claim to have been psychologically unstable in their teenage years which, I don't know about you, but I believe. Nobody just flips a switch one day at 19 to turn into a child trafficking lunatic. It always starts somewhere sooner than that. It wouldn't excuse their actions--idiot is still in prison, afterall--but would make them more a product of the cycle of abuse, rather than an inherently unredeemable piece of human trash who aught to have been tossed out with the placenta.
And what is this forum if not a place to weigh the relative moral value of total cunts?

ETA: According to the inmate record posted after I wrote this, the year of birth is 1990, which means both times they were called 22 were wrong somehow. Christopher/Christina seems to have been 20 when put in prison for child prostitution. Probably where some of the confusion came from: likely was arrested and jailed at 19, tried and incarcerated at 20.
I'm putting my money on having been a teenaged prostitute before becoming a right-hand-she-man of Lemery's operation.
 
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