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This. He just bought it to have friends. Now those "friends" are ree-ing for his blood because you can never please woketards or trannies.
The entire mentality of troons can be summed up as "fuck you dad." So they hate Jeff just because he can tell them no, even if he would never actually have the balls to go and do it.
Goons, a bunch of nerdy white leftists, trying really hard to like rap and seem thug to impress blacks, while also woke and against homotransphobia. A balancing act.
It isn't even a tightrope to walk unless you're a complete retard. You don't have to agree with DMX's homophobia to recognize he did it with style. Sort of like I don't need any personal stake in the feud in "Fuck Wit Dre Day" to think it's one of the funniest diss tracks of all time.
 
It isn't even a tightrope to walk unless you're a complete retard. You don't have to agree with DMX's homophobia to recognize he did it with style. Sort of like I don't need any personal stake in the feud in "Fuck Wit Dre Day" to think it's one of the funniest diss tracks of all time.

Of course, but goons are "all or nothing" complete retards and a black man who grew up unbelievably poor and struggled his way through life is not immune to being cancelled before he's even buried. But they struggle because Cool Black Man Rap is a critical part of their "Not Like The Other Whites" identity.
 
this hole is still around? i used to read it back in the early 2000s and thought photoshop phriday was the funniest shit ever, i went back to it about 5 years ago to look at all the old content i found funny as a kid and was amazed at how unbelievably lame it was, even for the time it was poorly executed.
 
The forums are Down.
It was Jeffrey, showing he's as good at running the site's software as every previous code monkey was.

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Why does every troon on SA have to mention they're a lesbian at the slightest chance

I'm on a goon adjacent discord, someone linked an SA thread saying "this game looks cool" and the op had to bring up they're TOTES A LESBIAN like twice.
Because they have no real self actualization.
 
Why does every troon on SA have to mention they're a lesbian at the slightest chance

I'm on a goon adjacent discord, someone linked an SA thread saying "this game looks cool" and the op had to bring up they're TOTES A LESBIAN like twice.
That's something I found obnoxious even before I peak transed. I'd mention some game or anime involving a straight couple in some online community that had troons and one of them would immediately butt in going "Eww, straights are bad though. I'm an uwu smol lesbian and I hecking love cute girls. It needs to be gay cause I'm gay."
 
That's something I found obnoxious even before I peak transed. I'd mention some game or anime involving a straight couple in some online community that had troons and one of them would immediately butt in going "Eww, straights are bad though. I'm an uwu smol lesbian and I hecking love cute girls. It needs to be gay cause I'm gay."
this is an old one but ten years ago a goon was angry in a web comic thread because one of the main characters probably wasnt gay. the writer then showed up and shared the neurotic meltdown that goon had on his official forum and across all his social media.

Tea-san said:
Chibisoma said:
Oh good, generic teen romance spotted. Interest shooting through the floor.

Jack is the least interesting male in anything since Sailor Moon. ✌️
Hey man, you missed a few words out of your post. Here, I'll post the comments you Tweeted at me:
Chibisoma said:
Well, Gunnerkrigg Court's decided to sink ships and hook Annie up with Jack, it seems. Interest completely hit rock bottom. Thanks, Tom!
Oh good, generic straight romance #2,405,120. Yawn. No Kat/Annie End, no reading. Jack's the least interesting male since Chiba Mamoru.
And to Tom: Fuck you for not taking a god damn chance, you cowardly fucking bitch. "Nope. Everyone has to be straight!" Fuck you.
Remember the lesson GCC teaches us: Be straight, otherwise your peers won't like you. #GunnerkriggCourt #fuckingasshole #badendconfirmed
Now I definitely need to get to work on writing a guide because otherwise the urge to strange that cowardly little prick won't go away.
Yeah, can't do it. Hey @gunnerkrigg - good job sinking ships and ruining the comic, you weak god damn writer.
@gunnerkrigg Can't have the main characters be bi/gay, right? That's for the two designated 'weirdo' characters, huh? Fuck you, you prick.
@gunnerkrigg No, really, it's nice of you to have a 'please stop reading now' arc. Real considerate of you.
@gunnerkrigg - proving that making a bi/gay character the lead isn't worth the trouble. You're really breakin' down barriers there, Tom.
Hey kids: If you're gay, you should be off where you can't be seen. You must be straight. Remember the lessons that @gunnerkrigg taught us.
Fucking makes me sick. Great, one more generic straight romance with a bland male lead. Good job @gunnerkrigg you fucking coward.
Need to go watch @GeorgeTakei say/do things to calm down. Stupid anti-gay bullshit ruining my morning. Off to Youtube I go...
And here's part of the stuff you said on my forum:
Chibisoma said:
Really. I'm going to start magically liking Jack and the fact that Tom's ensured we won't get anything resembling a Kat/Annie end?

Great, one more boring-ass straight romance. Tons of potential lost and for what? Because Tom didn't feel like taking any chances. That's for the two designated 'weird' kids in the comic, huh? Can't have the main characters interested in each other, despite all the little hints (and sometimes not so little ones) dropped all over the place. Must make them straight, boring, and ensure they wind up with the worst characters in the comic.

Yeah, tell me what there is to look forward to with this couple, hoss. You seem to be all for it. Jack's the most boring lead in any romance since Chiba Mamoru from Sailormoon. ::) There's not a single interesting (or redeeming) thing about him and yet it's looking increasingly like Annie's going to end up with him.

Because straight people, that's why. God forbid GCC take a chance with anything. Nope, must conform to the status quo and leave that gay shit to the weirdo characters, right?

Yeah, no. Fuck you and fuck Tom. I guess it's nice he made a 'please stop reading my webcomic, it's becoming like any other teen romance strip' arc though. Real considerate-like. Always good to see straightforward, boring fuckin' romance blooming. And at the end, they'll have a kid, Annie'll die, and Kat'll be there to talk about the kid's adventures in the school or some other stereotypically generic thing. Because the kids must be like the parents, always and forever.
Thanks for your interest!

back then you could laugh at crazies like that but now those people who's entire identity is built up around their sexuality is the norm so you cant make fun of it for the sad thing that it is
 
this is an old one but ten years ago a goon was angry in a web comic thread because one of the main characters probably wasnt gay. the writer then showed up and shared the neurotic meltdown that goon had on his official forum and across all his social media.



back then you could laugh at crazies like that but now those people who's entire identity is built up around their sexuality is the norm so you cant make fun of it for the sad thing that it is

Just to put this in context:
Gunnerkrig is a Hogwarts-type "normie ends up in a land of mystic mystery and shit" with our main character being Annie and her best friend being the tom-boyish Kat, the first friend she makes as an outside to her new school. So that tranny demanding uwu smol lesbuns wanted the most boring cliche lesbian stereotype done to (lesbian bed) death. On top of that, Kat get into lesbians with some rando side character out of no where not too long after that tranny meltdown.
 
Just to put this in context:
Gunnerkrig is a Hogwarts-type "normie ends up in a land of mystic mystery and shit" with our main character being Annie and her best friend being the tom-boyish Kat, the first friend she makes as an outside to her new school. So that tranny demanding uwu smol lesbuns wanted the most boring cliche lesbian stereotype done to (lesbian bed) death. On top of that, Kat get into lesbians with some rando side character out of no where not too long after that tranny meltdown.
and in the end theres not even a romantic sub plot between annie and jack whatesoever, they were just talking at a party. also the girl kat ends up with that he calls the "designated weirdo character" is just a sweet shy hispanic girl, which says a lot imo. as far as i know it wasn't in response to that nutter, tom plans stuff out years in advance.

it is something ive noticed among these types of people that is ironically conservative in their mind set. people cannot simply be friends and especially not really good friends. a guy and girl cant be friends without there being a sexual component and by extension boys or girls being close friends obviously means theyre gay as hell.
 
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and in the end theres not even a romantic sub plot between annie and jack whatesoever, they were just talking at a party. also the girl kat ends up with that he calls the "designated weirdo character" is just a sweet shy hispanic girl, which says a lot imo. as far as i know it wasn't in response to that nutter, tom plans stuff out years in advance.

it is something ive noticed among these types of people that is ironically conservative in their mind set. people cannot simply be friends and especially not really good friends. a guy and girl cant be friends without there being a sexual component and by extension boys or girls being close friends obviously means theyre gay as hell.

Jack was only siddling up to Annie because he was possessed or something if I remember right. And didn't Tom make him a fag? And I thought Kat's fisting partner was Polish with an extra dose of melanin. Anyway, Tom did cave to the Tumblr crowd, just on his own time scale. (Which was part of the reason I checked out. That and the glacial updates.)

But yeah, that was whole point of the Tranny's melt down. Their OTP wasn't cannon or w/e so they lost their shit. I also remembered the faggoon bridage starting to circle wagons until Tom came in with that info drop. Which now would get him banned for importing off site drama and transmisogyny.
 
jack ended up with a thing for big tiddy goth girls after the posession, and his gf looks exactly like zimmy as a result. dude knows what he likes. the polish chick your thinking of is zimmy's friend gamma
 
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