Fuck, if that’s true, it’s the most infuriating about old Shortarse lately.
Is Russ Greer the biggest Karen of them all, doing pointless cardio twice a week? Does he
actually think he’s building muscle like that? Honestly?
All he’s doing during an hour of cardio machines is burning precious muscle and about a sandwich’s worth of calories. LIFT A FUCKIN WEIGHT, YOU SCRAWNY WANKER. Cardio only burns weight, can’t build muscle! Everyone everywhere should lift a weight, do some resistance, get off the both literal and figurative treadmill.
No but honestly, here we go, do you think Russ goes anywhere near the weights or resistance?
Ever? Leg press? Squat rack? Even the dumbbells? Does he know to eat at least a gram of protein for every pound of weight on him, if he hopes to build any real muscle? Does he work through different varied machines and floor work, hitting all the different muscle groups? Does he enjoy a nice protein shake immediately after his workout, maximizing that limited anabolic state?
Or does he seriously,
honestly, walk into the gym a scrawny, oily little ratmouth, then jog on the treadmill or muck about on ellipticals, maybe do some pretend-manliness in front of the mirror for like twenty reps with some of the non-pink smaller dumbbells...then ooze back to his flat, trailing sweat. And he does all this
thinking it’s building muscle? Does he really think the fucking
elliptical is “building” his biceps, as he claims?
Please set me straight, because I can’t find anything in the thread of him doing non-cardio workouts. Has he even pretended to pose with a dumbbell for his selfies?
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HA, I knew it! He DOES have some weird obsession with that dirty greasy lock of hair twizzling down into his face all the time. He says his hair “does” this, like Elvis? I pointed out before that his gross, manky Superman hair curl was definitely intentional, because he seemed to think a terrible fad hairdo from the 80’s is both still current AND a good look for him. He famously had it oozing down his forehead during the Erika trial videos.
That disgusting clot of oily hair was on PURPOSE. More importantly, it also explains why he recently got stroppy with that woman who cut his hair at a salon, leaving an angry review that it was “too short.”
How much you bet the girl cut his hair to a reasonable length and he seethed that she (sensibly) snipped that nasty little “Elvis Curl” off? He likely didn’t explain that he wanted it long in that one weird clump of strands, in a way that accentuates his baldness, in the most bizarre-looking way. Too busy trying to ogle the girl’s bobs and vagene, couldn’t summon the thought capacity to do anything else.
If you ask for a trim, you have to explicitly point out what you DON’T want trimmed, Pipsqueak.