Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[JektheDumbass]

Here’s an interesting factlet: Joyce McKinney was in the news when she cloned her dog some years ago. She also was arrested for burglary when she tried to raise money for a horse’s prosthetic leg.

She have a thread here?

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Yeah I keep saying that, but people don't seem to understand.

He's saying WE harm people on an international level. So he believes his case is stronger because of that. (He's wrong)

He is NOT saying that he has received international harm.

It's forever a blemish on even a paralegal diploma mill that they passed Russell Greer through their program without him ever learning that the legal system is about laws and not feelings. He still hasn't learned that lawsuits are not akin to 'pistols at dawn.'

 

[Pip Squeak]

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Does he mean he thinks he has a quiff going on? Cuz that's not 1950s Elvis hair, that's bed head. He desperately needs a trim, it's poking out wildly everywhere.

I love that his face has frozen to reflect his perpetual state of confusion. Why did I lose another case? Why won't she kiss me in a way that helps my disability? Why can't I get me my penis sucked?

Imagine that lurching towards you because he's identified you as his next victim. Stuff of nightmares.

 

[StraightShooter2]

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Is Russ coming from personal experience regarding masturbating to animals?

 

[AbraCadaver]

Absolutely.

His gym routine in fact consists of time on the elliptical and stairclimber, and sometimes the treadmill.

#disabledandfit
#gymlife

Fuck, if that’s true, it’s the most infuriating about old Shortarse lately.

Is Russ Greer the biggest Karen of them all, doing pointless cardio twice a week? Does he actually think he’s building muscle like that? Honestly?

All he’s doing during an hour of cardio machines is burning precious muscle and about a sandwich’s worth of calories. LIFT A FUCKIN WEIGHT, YOU SCRAWNY WANKER. Cardio only burns weight, can’t build muscle! Everyone everywhere should lift a weight, do some resistance, get off the both literal and figurative treadmill.

No but honestly, here we go, do you think Russ goes anywhere near the weights or resistance? Ever? Leg press? Squat rack? Even the dumbbells? Does he know to eat at least a gram of protein for every pound of weight on him, if he hopes to build any real muscle? Does he work through different varied machines and floor work, hitting all the different muscle groups? Does he enjoy a nice protein shake immediately after his workout, maximizing that limited anabolic state?

Or does he seriously, honestly, walk into the gym a scrawny, oily little ratmouth, then jog on the treadmill or muck about on ellipticals, maybe do some pretend-manliness in front of the mirror for like twenty reps with some of the non-pink smaller dumbbells...then ooze back to his flat, trailing sweat. And he does all this thinking it’s building muscle? Does he really think the fucking elliptical is “building” his biceps, as he claims?

Please set me straight, because I can’t find anything in the thread of him doing non-cardio workouts. Has he even pretended to pose with a dumbbell for his selfies?

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HA, I knew it! He DOES have some weird obsession with that dirty greasy lock of hair twizzling down into his face all the time. He says his hair “does” this, like Elvis? I pointed out before that his gross, manky Superman hair curl was definitely intentional, because he seemed to think a terrible fad hairdo from the 80’s is both still current AND a good look for him. He famously had it oozing down his forehead during the Erika trial videos.

That disgusting clot of oily hair was on PURPOSE. More importantly, it also explains why he recently got stroppy with that woman who cut his hair at a salon, leaving an angry review that it was “too short.”

How much you bet the girl cut his hair to a reasonable length and he seethed that she (sensibly) snipped that nasty little “Elvis Curl” off? He likely didn’t explain that he wanted it long in that one weird clump of strands, in a way that accentuates his baldness, in the most bizarre-looking way. Too busy trying to ogle the girl’s bobs and vagene, couldn’t summon the thought capacity to do anything else.

If you ask for a trim, you have to explicitly point out what you DON’T want trimmed, Pipsqueak.

 

[StraightShooter2]

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No idea who she is, but he's creeped on so many women it's impossible to know which one she is...

Fuck, if that’s true, it’s the most infuriating about old Shortarse lately.

Is Russ Greer the biggest Karen of them all, doing pointless cardio twice a week? Does he actually think he’s building muscle like that? Honestly?

All he’s doing during an hour of cardio machines is burning precious muscle and about a sandwich’s worth of calories. LIFT A FUCKIN WEIGHT, YOU SCRAWNY WANKER. Cardio only burns weight, can’t build muscle! Everyone everywhere should lift a weight, do some resistance, get off the both literal and figurative treadmill.

No but honestly, here we go, do you think Russ goes anywhere near the weights or resistance? Ever? Leg press? Squat rack? Even the dumbbells? Does he know to eat at least a gram of protein for every pound of weight on him, if he hopes to build any real muscle? Does he work through different varied machines and floor work, hitting all the different muscle groups? Does he enjoy a nice protein shake immediately after his workout, maximizing that limited anabolic state?

Or does he seriously, honestly, walk into the gym a scrawny, oily little ratmouth, then jog on the treadmill or muck about on ellipticals, maybe do some pretend-manliness in front of the mirror for like twenty reps with some of the non-pink smaller dumbbells...then ooze back to his flat, trailing sweat. And he does all this thinking it’s building muscle? Does he really think the fucking elliptical is “building” his biceps, as he claims?

Please set me straight, because I can’t find anything in the thread of him doing non-cardio workouts. Has he even pretended to pose with a dumbbell for his selfies?

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HA, I knew it! He DOES have some weird obsession with that dirty greasy lock of hair twizzling down into his face all the time. He says his hair “does” this, like Elvis? I pointed out before that his gross, manky Superman hair curl was definitely intentional, because he seemed to think a terrible fad hairdo from the 80’s is both still current AND a good look for him. He famously had it oozing down his forehead during the Erika trial videos.

That disgusting clot of oily hair was on PURPOSE. More importantly, it also explains why he recently got stroppy with that woman who cut his hair at a salon, leaving an angry review that it was “too short.”

How much you bet the girl cut his hair to a reasonable length and he seethed that she (sensibly) snipped that nasty little “Elvis Curl” off? He likely didn’t explain that he wanted it long in that one weird clump of strands, in a way that accentuates his baldness, in the most bizarre-looking way. Too busy trying to ogle the girl’s bobs and vagene, couldn’t summon the thought capacity to do anything else.

If you ask for a trim, you have to explicitly point out what you DON’T want trimmed, Pipsqueak.

In his case, I honestly do believe he could really be that stupid.

Shit like this makes me not want to go to gyms and just stick with bodyweight exercises.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

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Elvis had a pompadour, you stupid faggot.

 

[RussianParasite]

Unreal. He really does think he's attractive. What a fucking narcisist.

Notice how he never looks at the camera in selfies? It's because he's admiring his image on the screen.

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He’s on a roll tonight
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Lol still absolutely seething about the pipsqueak comment. You know who doesn’t brag about their “large biceps?” People that actually have them.

 

[Henry Bemis]

He still hasn't learned that lawsuits are not akin to 'pistols at dawn.'

The thought of Russell in a duel - or even being within one hundred paces of a pistol - is comically horrific.

Now, I can’t stop thinking of him trying to recruit a second through Fiverr.

 

[Drowningman]

The only way Russ could improve his face look is put his face into a bucket of liquid nitrogen.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The thought of Russell in a duel - or even being within one hundred paces of a pistol - is comically horrific.

Now, I can’t stop thinking of him trying to recruit a second through Fiverr.

"Eee tae shishee aces n ire a ill"

 

[StraightShooter2]

I think Russ watched on of those commercials or infomercials where they have some bodybuilder guy endorse some cheesy cardio workout product (despite the guy having got his muscles from heavy weightlifting and/or steroids, not the product itself). And Russ is so dumb he thinks that if he just runs on a treadmill enough, his scrawny arms will eventually morph into big biceps.

 

[ConSluttant]

He's almost a SovCit in that regard. If he just says the right things, we'll be shut down and the judge will send the US Marshals to force Taylor Swift to fuck him. Like @AnOminous said, he's a cargo cultist and just mimics things he's seen and heard. He's gonna be pissed when his case is dismissed, and I hope Null decides to ask for court costs and legal fees. Yeah, he'll probably never get them, but at least it will make Russ sweat(more).

Can you imagine the epic tard fit pipsqueak would throw if he ends up having pay Null?

I wouldn't wish harm on most people, but I think Russ could use a good tasering. Perhaps by a tall, muscular police officer whose name is Chad?

Wonder if he'll refer to it as a fine like he did when he had to pay court costs for his AG suit. It took about three months before he started referring to it correctly. Oh he'd screech to anyone that he was being punished for standing up for himself.

I think Dear Leader has a high probability of actually getting his fees paid by Russ / the parents if they are ordered. It will be awesome to see the wailing and gnashing of teeth this causes. Bring it on!

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

I think Dear Leader has a high probability of actually getting his fees paid by Russ / the parents if they are ordered. It will be awesome to see the wailing and gnashing of teeth this causes. Bring it on!

It may even lead to Russ writing another book. "How I was fined for being a disabled, song writer: and why my harassers can't keep getting away with it."

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

It's forever a blemish on even a paralegal diploma mill that they passed Russell Greer through their program without him ever learning that the legal system is about laws and not feelings. He still hasn't learned that lawsuits are not akin to 'pistols at dawn.'

And then he thinks that the way you win a lawsuit is to write a long complaint filled with tattling and whining about your many plights. Is this how he thinks duels are won? In the Old West, did they have a tattle-off at the OK Corral? Did the Knights of the Round Table have tournaments where they recited their many plights in their best court French to the King, who then awarded the victory to the most pitiful? The mind boggles.

 

[White Devil]

How does Russ even eat with a face like that? Genuinely curious.

 

[break these cuffs]

How does Russ even eat with a face like that? Genuinely curious.

Baby bird method.

 

[The Great Citracett]

This was on Instagram but it's gone now.


Still creeping on that camgirl.

 

[StraightShooter2]

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This was on Instagram but it's gone now.
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Still creeping on that camgirl.
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I have a feeling Russell made that "plan" without her knowledge and consent.

She should reply by saying "my plan is blocking you".

 

[DrJonesHat]

She should reply by saying "my plan is blocking you".

That would be great, then Russ will wail he didn't do anything. He's never at fault, it's all these mean disability-hating women!