The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

Good, what type?

"One fist of Iron, the other of Steel.
If the right one don't get you then the left one will."

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

"One fist of Iron, the other of Steel.
If the right one don't get you then the left one will."

Based and Fordpilled

 

[reinigen]

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[Gehenna]

So here's a bit of what to expect:

If the jury deliberates for a short period, Chauvin is fucked.
If it lasts 2-3 days, it's about a 50/50.
If it goes past 3, then Chauvin is getting acquitted or the jury is hung.


A short time means they already knew what they were going to do, and everyone agreed or could be convinced. A moderate couple of days, the 2-3 day point, means that there are actually holdouts on the jury who think he's not guilty. And that they are holding their ground. Anything past that, then they aren't going to break. They are either determined to hang the jury or the not guilty vote is in holdout mode. We'll either get a mistrial or a 12 angry men scenario.

If it mistrials, there won't be a second trial. Or if there is, it's destined for an acquittal. There is a reason the prosecution held out that last bit of evidence and committed a Brady violation. It along with the angry crowd narrative is just fucking -damning- for the prosecution. The knee -could not- have been a significant part of what killed Floyd with a blood oxygen level over 95.

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

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"We're so fucking terrified of you people acting like terrorists we have to protect our children from you"

Real nice vibes you got there, BLM/Antifa

 

[inception_state]

The knee -could not- have been a significant part of what killed Floyd with a blood oxygen level over 95.

It could, but then you have to convince a jury of 12 people of below-average to average intelligence that 02 isn't a useful metric after CPR, supplemental oxygen, etc. Which would then bring the CO defense argument back in, and make it virtually unfalsifiable as the prosecution would have to argue that the O2 stats taken in the hospital were not a reliable measure of Floyd's state upon death due to the medical intervention. Or that a "blood choke" was the cause of death, where the brain was deprived of oxygen due to the pressure of the knee on the neck (probably not the case, given the positioning on the back and the base of the neck rather than the carotid arteries).

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

Someone on /pol/ put this list together. And it's (mostly) neutral on the facts.

• he had severe heart disease
• he had an enlarged heart
• he had 75% to 90% occlusion of his three major coronary arteries
• he had hypertension
• he had a previously recorded blood pressure of 216/160
• he had a tumor (extra-adrenal paraganglioma) associated with hypertension, tachycardia, strokes, and heart attacks
• he had COVID
• he was a smoker
• he ODed several months earlier, "mama" (his girlfriend) took him to hospital, where he stayed for five days
• he had allegedly been clean since, implying a lowered tolerance to drugs
• he was nodding off/passed out when police arrived at his car
• he was in the car with his personal drug dealer(s)
• he had a suspicious white substance in his mouth
• he was saying he couldn't breathe before he was restrained
• he called out for "mama" during his arrest, the same person who helped him during his previous OD
• he complained that his stomach hurt, the same thing he told "mama" during his previous OD
• the knee on the back of the neck is a technique used by the MPD
• the knee is used to restrain a subject with a suspected case of "excited delirium" until EMS arrives
• the knee did not occlude both (or even one) of Floyd's carotid arteries
• the knee did not constrict Floyd's airway
• the hobble was not used to avoid delaying medical care
• EMS was called early but was late
• the hostile crowd prevented medical care at the scene
• he had a blood oxygen saturation of 98% at the hospital
• the autopsy revealed no abrasions, bruising, hematomas, or fractured bones in the shoulder and neck area
• he had a cocktail of drugs in his system, including fentanyl (depressant) and methamphetamine (stimulant/vasoconstrictor)
• he had a statistically lethal amount of fentanyl in his system
• he swallowed drugs and complained about not being able to breathe during his 2019 arrest
• fentanyl/methamphetamine pills (speedballs) were found in the back of the squad car, containing Floyd's DNA, pills were also found in the SUV.

Has anyone made this joke about George Floyd yet?

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

Alright lads, I've returned from two weeks ago to bring you (a little bit of) the tale of how the Chauvin trial started, for those of us that actually have jobs and shit. But not just the pertinent events, no, we want a tl;dr of the full experience. The shitposts. The worthless debates over pointless nonsense. The memes. The in-fighting. All of it; it's all nectar.

(I thought about doing these all at once, but the embedded links rapidly push it over the character limit and also I'm only 70 odd pages in and I want some dopamine now-now-now in the form of worthless Internet stickers.)

So without further ado, let's revisit our humble beginnings. How did we get here?...

03/29: Day 1
Some Random Internet Fag, jealous of the based jewess' crowning achievement, sets out to make the new quickest-moving thread about a dead black guy. What killed Floyd? Was it all the drugs? It was probably all the drugs. But Chauvin's facing a third-degree murder charge anyway, among other charges, and fucking everybody is livestreaming this trial. Some website admin with a fetish for watching fat women gorge themselves is betting all his Kiwi coins on surprise acquittal. @ForTheHoard has 1 BAT down on Mistrial (good lad).

Anyway, the trial begins. Who cares about the prosecutor's opening statement and the first witness? Not us. But the second witness is a lazy asshole and has already started pregaming by the time she takes the stand. The third witness likes MMA and gets immediately doxed by a /pol/ack for wearing his signature shitty cap to a 'peaceful protest'. A prescient plea for stickers to be reinstated to the Thunderdome goes woefully unanswered, which is a shame because some of us have a real taste for hats. @Ari Gold flips on the trial coverage and surprise! It's a break. What are the chances? Angry Leaf Man bitches about doxing (with more bitching here). Then the streams all suddenly shut down and a meme is (((born)))!

After hours, the brain trust are hard at work debating over what a blood choke is, whether Kiwi Farms is actually just Reddit, whether you should flee the country, how one can talk with a mouth full of hat, how fentanyl even works, and all sorts of other nonsense.

Looks like a fun month ahead! Expect riots; keep your eyes on the chimp-out advisory and be ready! Especially you, 'anonymous' jurors!

(@KiwiFuzz has a neat, non-sarcastic summary of the pertinent trial events for Day 1 here.)


03/30: Day 2
Past midnight and the more sleepless of us are still hard at work! What are the charges again? What's a hung jury? Who can powerlevel the hardest? Will America burn? Are we just a bunch of delusional tards? Was Floyd just a delusional tard? What even is murder? Lots of questions.

We're back on, lads. Day 2 of this trial for a death-squadron sergeant cold-blooded murderer, y'all! Starting with the cross-examination of the "pussy-ass fucking bum bitch" MMA expert from yesterday. Reddit is not pleased that their angry black man is flawlessly acting out his stereotype. Speaking of stereotypes, did you know that George Floyd was a predicate felon? Because some of us are a little slow. But we're all up to speed now though (or not). There's a 9 year old taking the witness stand and she's blind too or something, but don't let that distract you from the thrilling debates about whether police training manuals advise a knee to the neck, whether Rooftop Koreans are still a thing, whether Mexicans are brown people, whether society itself is just a fiction, whether white women date outside their race, and whether /pol/ is right about the 'groids and the evolution of civilization. It's all so tiresome, innit? Burn it all down!

The next witness is your typical slacktivist and she clearly doesn't even want to be here, so it's time for a break! Let's give the media some time to spin their narrative. In the downtime, let's talk about pointless shit some more! Is BLM a legit movement? Is Antifa legit? Is Chauvin's attorney based? Why are there so many literal Redditors here? Are we in the Ace Attorney universe now? This stream has an unmoderated chat so we can read about the JQ while the stuttering firefighter gives her increasingly irate testimony, and then Nelson and the judge tag-team rawdog her live in the courtroom.

Trial's over for the day, but the seething on Twitter and Reddit sure as fuck isn't! Some bitch is taking pictures in the courthouse and Cahill angry (@Merry's got her [glowing] number here and here, so we know exactly which fatty to blame when photos of the jurors start showing up on Twitter next week). The smart money's backing Chauvin up on Floyd for all you you gamblers out there. What does a judge even do, again? Is Winston Churchill a warmonger? Is @AnOminous even a lawyer at all? That firefighter was so pissy and she probably sucks at her job (but @theshitposter is willing to take one for the team). Some idiot has chained herself to the courtroom fence in protest: protest of what is the million-dollar question.

The memes are good though! Here's Chief Wiggum taking the knee. Here's "I can't breef!". Nelson is /ourguy/: here he is saying "pussy ass bitch" in both GIF and mp4 video format for your convenience, and here he is as a cowboy and a wizard!). But look out: Chad Chauvin's gonna fuck yo wife. Sneed. A rare based Redditor. Genevieve Blart: Mall Cop. Whatever the fuck this is. Floyd's Feed and Seed (is actually real).

(@Dr. Ricearoni has a tl;dr of Day 2 of the trial here, and @Buck Swope gives a play-by-play of the firefighter getting wrecked for those who don't want to watch the graphic live footage.)


That's the first two days. Surprisingly the sneedposting and Cahill break memes hadn't really started yet, so we've still got those to look forward to as well.

Looking forward to the rest of the dumpsterfire.

 

[Account]

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Posobiec is fucking gay so here's an actual source (archive).

Of note is

MPS noted that some students may participate in protests, and that racism may be "widely discussed" among students.

I wonder if the schools are allowing the students to participate, or if they are stating it is a possibility.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Good, plus she recently signed a law allowing handgun carry and purchase without having a permit. And to any users here who live in Ohio, Governor Mike DeWine signed a stand your ground law into power so it looks like more owners and Roof Koreans will be able to protect their store.

1. https://www.desmoinesregister.com/s...guns-conceal-carry-constitutional/6965689002/

2. https://www.foxnews.com/us/ohios-new-stand-your-ground-gun-law-takes-effect-tuesday

Speaking of which Reynolds signs gun bill easing background checks, permits

Updated: 10:13 PM CDT Apr 2, 2021

The Associated Press

DES MOINES, Iowa —
Gov. Kim Reynolds signed a bill Friday that will make handgun carry permits and background checks on unlicensed sales optional in Iowa.
As of July 1, people can buy handguns from private non-licensed sources such as websites, gun shows and individuals without a permit or background check. People also will be able to carry a gun into public places such as grocery stores and malls without prior safety training or a permit.

Reynolds said in a statement that the bill protects the Second Amendment rights of Iowa’s law-abiding citizens.
“We will never be able to outlaw or prevent every single bad actor from getting a gun, but what we can do is ensure law-abiding citizens have full access to their constitutional rights while keeping Iowans safe,” she said.
Democrats opposed the bill, calling it a dangerous reversal of commonsense safety measures that have helped keep Iowa safer than states that have lifted such restrictions.
“By caving to the gun lobby and extremists in the legislature, Gov. Reynolds has failed her constituents and made clear that she stands with the gun lobby over public safety,” said Erica Fletcher, a volunteer with Iowa Moms Demand Action, a gun safety advocacy group. “We’ve seen what happens when states weaken their gun laws, gun violence goes up and people die.”
Currently 22 states have laws that require background checks for all handgun sales at the point of sale and/or as part of a permit requirement, including Iowa for now. The remaining states, including Kansas, Minnesota, Missouri and Wisconsin, do not require background checks on all sales.
Reynolds, a Republican, has spoken in the past in support of Iowa’s current background checks and permits to carry handguns. However she has rarely vetoed measures supported by her GOP colleagues.
The bill passed the Iowa Senate with Republican votes only on March 22 at the same as a man was shooting customers at a Boulder, Colorado, grocery store. Ahmad Al Aliwi Alissa, who bought the Ruger AR-556 he used six days before the attack, is facing murder charges.
It cleared the House with the backing of only one Democrat.
By ending the permit and background requirements, the state will no longer check to ensure a person obtaining a gun from a non-licensed seller or those carrying a gun aren’t disqualified from ownership due to past felonies or abuses. The bill also eliminates firearms training now required to obtain a gun permit.
The process for buying guns from federally licensed dealers doesn’t change and still requires background checks.
Republicans insisted the measure recognizes that keeping and bearing arms is a fundamental right for law-abiding citizens and that communities are safer when more people have guns to protect themselves.

Iowa is estimated to have 40% of its residents owing at lest one type of firearm.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.kc...owa-house-file-756-gun-bill-into-law/36016213

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

When you hear someone talk about "muh overdose" or "muh oxygen racism" or "muh smoking is bad for you" posters, this is who you're talking to. Press them and watch. They deny everything. Like clockwork. They rhyme.

 

[Clem Fandango]

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Lol is this for real? I've never heard of schools being shut for a court verdict.

And three days? Woo boy, they just know there's going to be some serious shit going down.

 

[TitusOvid]

Lol is this for real? I've never heard of schools being shut for a court verdict.

And three days? Woo boy, they just know there's going to be some serious shit going down.

Fingers crossed for an acquittal on all charges.

 

[Estate]

I love american politics and trials. It's such an outlandish experience, compared to my native lands, that for a dumpster fire enthusiast like myself, it's akin to being hooked on crack.

 

[TLEN]

Yuropeon politics = Youtube
American politics = liveleak

 

[MugolEx]

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How can anyone say these "protests" are peaceful when fucking schools need to shutdown in anticipation of them?

 

[Skint]

How can anyone say these "protests" are peaceful when fucking schools need to shutdown in anticipation of them?

Protests come in all shapes and flavors.
- The 'Guilty' protest, when they celebrate their victory over the white supremacy and racism by (peacefully) burning down a street or two.
- The 'Not guilty' protest, when they must show their outrage by instigating full-on (peaceful) riots, because the killer of their saint figure wasn't convicted and lynched publicly.
- The 'Mistrial' protest, when they express their disapproval of the current legal system by participating in (peaceful) riots that end up with random bystanders getting hurt, robbed or even killed.
On a serious note. They just know that no matter what happens, the apes will be going apeshit on the streets. So many of the protestors just want to use this trial as an opportunity to steal, vandalize and hurt others and feel fully justified in doing so.
In times like these I'm happy to be an Eurofag, who can watch this circus from a safe distance.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

How can anyone say these "protests" are peaceful when fucking schools need to shutdown in anticipation of them?

Because noticing things is a sin, Goyim.

You aren't allowed to notice that a certain race has taken over all the halls of power in America and has been siphoning away resources / power / etc from us since WW2. Hell, most days you aren't even allowed to notice this race EXISTS; they literally replaced "race" with "skin color" so they could make discussing their existence impossible.
You aren't allowed to notice that a certain other race is 13 percent of the population but well over 50% of the violent crime.
You aren't allowed to notice that the left openly has MULTIPLE domestic terrorist street militias they are using to target their political opponents, headed up by terrorists from the 1970s, funded and organized by the race you aren't even allowed to acknowledge the existence of.

Consoom and work to death to fund the ambitions of those 3 groups there you aren't allowed to notice. It is literally the only aspiration your masters will allow you to have. You aren't even going to be allowed to get married, buy a house, and have a family if they get their say in the matter.

The average leftoid will die before they ever admit there's a problem with the engineered subcultures of Urban America they forced upon the race ghettos they created. Worse, they wouldn't just die before admitting it, they'd kill every one of us first. It's a religious thing to them now, a crossing of the rubicon moment. If they have to admit something like "oh shit the niggers are gonna burn shit down if they don't get their way" they'd have to admit everything they've been forcing upon people for decades is wrong. And again, they'd rather you die and they die and everyone else fucking DIE before that happens.

If the right wants to fuck with this, break their safe spaces by pushing for the de-segregation of gated communities or something similar. "Open borders for Israel." Let Buffy and Ted in the Hamptons have to live with Tanquisha and her 15 children from 23 different ghetto hood rat daddies, all of who hang out around the neighborhood selling crack and stealing shit. See if maybe things change a bit after a few months of that.

If this is all a bit of a blackpill, take solace in the fact that these idiots think they're going to be able to import and infinite amount of a brown slave caste to replace the various races that they social engineered into putting up with the above, and this will absolutely, 100%, not work. Who knows how the collapse will happen and what form it'll take, however.

 

[TLEN]

Never thought I'd be able to use this pic an entire year after the fent monkey incident yet here we are.

Why don't they just declare looting illegal?

 

[Super-Chevy454]

I know dislike then I mention often Styx's vlogs but I couldn't keep to myself some of the comments dropped by various Youtubers on the one about Chauvin and riots.

T DaQ​

Hey if he is acquitted, the founder of BLM will be able to buy a couple more mansions. Just remember black dollars matter.

jim rose​

I woke up hearing crickets...turns out it's just the sound of filthy looters rubbing their hands' together getting ready to get some new Jordans.

Prieur Du Plessis​

I think it is time for "the Great Reset" but it won't be the one that the Extreme Left is hoping for.