The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Gone Ham]

I included his intentions to violate parole in it, considering he expressly stated that

 

[White Devil]

Fucking with confirmed chomos should be exempt from the rules.

 

[AnOminous]

His neghole is almost certainly pozzed already, so morally you're in the right no matter how you look at it.

My ultimate hope is it's not just prison policy but actually a new crime to do this.

 

[remiem]

There isn't a reaction that exists to express my disgust that such an individual is still allowed to live and breath hopefully he enjoys his drag performances in hell.

Maybe they intend to use his expertise as a drag performer to reinvent the tranch into a troon version of ram ranch.

Nothing can grow on the land? Totally fine. Build a stage and nightclub for troon deviants. It'll be the pilgrimage place for troons.

Summer of Dilation! here we come!

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

To Live and Dilate in CO

Fear and Cooming in Colorado

 

[Gone Ham]

Fear and Cooming in Colorado

0 and 0 half Women

 

[Burd Turglar]

I'm honestly surprised it took this long for the tranch to get an open air pedo.

 

[Fictional Character]

Wait a minute, if they have a literal shit eater on the property, how did their shit pile get so large?

 

[Donovan the Man]

In honor of our newest Possible addition, who is also fucking horrifying, I made a wonderful Poster of the Tranch that really captures the whole Feel of it
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That picture of Peenor creeps me the fuck out. He looks like corpse.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Wait a minute, if they have a literal shit eater on the property, how did their shit pile get so large?

He can only eat so much before getting full.

 

[vulg]

He can only eat so much before getting full.

whos eating the shit eaters shit?

 

[Gone Ham]

whos eating the shit eaters shit?

The Human centipede

 

[5ever a crab]

This thread is absolutely Lynchian

 

[No Exit]

whos eating the shit eaters shit?

The dogs after they stop being fed when the troons blow each other's brains out ( accidentally or a 41% pact ).

 

[Hymlenis572]

He was indeed sentenced for much, much worse.

Here we see they have a GFM for their SRS
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Clicking on that gives us a name of "Christina Alicia Lynch.
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Here, in their prison reform article we can see they are incarcerated in Georgia.
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Googing the name and state brings up this old law suit by a prisoner suing over not having access to their hormones. This gives their actual name as Christopher Lynch.
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So let's Google "Christopher Lynch" in Georgia.
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Looks about right, and now we get Christopher Anderw Lynch (oh look same initials).

And here is a denial of a name change petition for a prisoner called Christopher Andrew Lynch.
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OK let's stop fucking around, I burried the lede. They're a fucking child trafficking piece of shit.
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Gee I wonder why prison might not be so pleasant (hint it ain't trans that's doing it).

Now there are a few inconsistencies that might mean I fucked this up. The article says 22 and they claim to have been imprisoned at 19, looking further though giver a prior attempted armed robbery in 2009, when they were 19.
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They claim to be getting out in 2023
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Which if imprisoned initially in 2009 and given 14 years well yeah 2023.

Also they're a typical AGP.
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So fucking child trafficking pos kiddy diddler who struck a deal then trooned out is crying about being in solitary (to prevent the genpop shaking the pedo), is raising money to get the dick chop and wants to go live with the troon cult.

Jesus fucking christ, either they don't care about these charges, or they actually endorse it. Aren't background checks the first thing you do when inviting someone to live with you? im MOTI rn

 

[mr.moon1488]

I'm honestly surprised it took this long for the tranch to get an open air pedo.

At least one of the others likely is a pedo themselves, they just haven't been caught yet.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

Jesus fucking christ, either they don't care about these charges, or they actually endorse it. Aren't background checks the first thing you do when inviting someone to live with you? im MOTI rn

It’s a true and honest trans woman who’s clearly a victim of those southern CHUDstransphobia, maaaaan. CHUDs just like EARL.

They’ll just take it on faith because it fits with their stupid fucking passion play; a troon who’s kept in solitary just for hooking. Interestingly, if the tip goes through with GDC? The tranch might have just dodged a bullet, thanks to us. He’s already registered himself in Colorado and lied about his sex offender status.

 

[flight of ideas]

This thread is absolutely Lynchian

You’re so right. At my count, there’s:

- an isolated rural community full of hicks and assorted weirdos
- the presence (maybe??) of a terrifying man called Earl
- a starkly beautiful landscape contrasted by a foreground of daily human minutiae
- a diner
- potential portal(s) to a hell dimension (“am hole” and others)
- potential involvement by the federal government
- a general air of paranoia and frustrated boredom at the same time
- individuals preoccupied with strange niche interests (alpacas, Transformers, eating shit)
- the sense that surely someone is going to snap any day now because there’s no way people can just live like this

Sadly, no pie. And I bet the coffee is shit.

 

[Ghostse]

I have a general rule of not neghole pozzing, but the opportunity to fuck up some chomo's shit and get his cell tossed from behind a keyboard comes up so rarely, and seriously, fuck the shit out of this goddamn guy. (Damn that wordfilter is so appropriate for this.)

There is a big fucking gulf between "LOL I am calling this guy's employer to let them know he's a total spaz on social media during work hours"/"I told his boss he's a deviant furry zoophile" and "This convicted criminal (who used social media to groom children) seems very clearly to be breaking the law publicly."

Anyone who can't tell the difference and is calling the latter "making physical contact with the fecal material" needs to get off the internet and go outside and do some serious thinking.

(Now if people start making e-cred posts about how many sick 41% memes they crammed into their report, those people are fucking faggots.)

 

[HumanHive]

This thread is absolutely Lynchian

No meat touching please!