We once had someone who worked at the same place as Russ post on this thread, they said at the end of his work shift he'd change into shorts and go work out for like half an hour, come back, change, then leave. I don't think he's ever mentioned lifting weights or doing anything other than cardio but still thinks he's fit, so he must see his body through narc goggles just like he sees his face.
Pathetic. Cardio-only is such a joke. You’ll never get toned from only doing cardio, let alone muscular. No wonder he’s a scrawny goblin pipsqueak.
At best he can do dumbbells but there is no way with that hunch back and bad knees/posture he can appropriate lift anything with a bar, even if he tried it must be with terrible form.
Agreed, he’s never going to be doing anything with a bar, his form would be hellish with that hunchback. But the oily little rat could get on the leg press, back extension machine, maybe do lat pull-downs, work the dumbbells through an entire arm session...damn, there are SO MANY things he could be doing at the gym to actually gain real muscle (assuming he ate better, instead of babybirding children’s cereal, s’mores hot chocolate and costco muffins).
But instead his dick is drawn like a magnet to the side of the gym with all the cardio bunnies, and away from the big scary people lifting scary weights that look difficult and challenging and anyway he’d MUCH rather use the stairstepper for a measly half hour every day. He can join in the fine cardio-only tradition of wondering why he keeps gaining and losing the same five pounds for the rest of his life.
JFC ... that's literally one of the first things they tell you (at any reputable shop, anyway) about a suit when you buy one. How can he not immediately see that the water is damaging his suit? It's usually pretty obvious, like getting an untreated suede leather jacket wet. It's an immediate change.
How can he not tell the difference between his suit and one that's been well cared for? He's been in court before, and lots of people wear suits in court. Look at Random Lawyer 42's suit, then look down at own suit. Observe differences. Scratch (and squeeze) head.
It's not like dry cleaning a suit is expensive to begin with anyway.
Russ doesn’t spend a single thin penny on anything that isn’t him getting laid.
Ironically enough, he also doesn’t spend money for upkeep of the “tools” he uses to try and
get laid, like dry cleaning for his manky suit, actual healthy, protein-rich food for his scrawny “fit” body, or actual flowers from a flower shop, not the nearest petrol station.
Russ is like a farmer looking out on a desolate field and thinking, “I am going to put all my money into growing food here.”
He sees the broken plow, broken farm tools and half-empty bags of seed, and he says, “I’m not spending my hard-earned money on
that! Only on growing food!”
