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[The Last Boyscout]

I think this latest round of spergery just made up my mind as to when I'll tap out of this thread - when reports come in of the first animal that died with an 'abnormally dilated anus'. a kid getting lured by them there and horrible shit happening to them would also qualify, but my guess is the former will happen first since it's the path of least resistance for these sick fucks.

 

[The Potatomatic 2000]

You’re so right. At my count, there’s:

- an isolated rural community full of hicks and assorted weirdos
- the presence (maybe??) of a terrifying man called Earl
- a starkly beautiful landscape contrasted by a foreground of daily human minutiae
- a diner
- potential portal(s) to a hell dimension (“am hole” and others)
- potential involvement by the federal government
- a general air of paranoia and frustrated boredom at the same time
- individuals preoccupied with strange niche interests (alpacas, Transformers, eating shit)
- the sense that surely someone is going to snap any day now because there’s no way people can just live like this

Sadly, no pie. And I bet the coffee is shit.

I just finished reading this bizarre horror-fantasy about an insomniac working at a rural gas station with ancient gods, mutated raccoons and death cults in the forest.
Then again, so far, no trooners abusing alpacas. So there is that.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

I think this latest round of spergery just made up my mind as to when I'll tap out of this thread - when reports come in of the first animal that died with an 'abnormally dilated anus'. a kid getting lured by them there and horrible shit happening to them would also qualify, but my guess is the former will happen first since it's the path of least resistance for these sick fucks.

Every day the Skinwalker Ranch comparison becomes more apt. I mean, strange animal deaths, nature being rapidly corrupted... this is already a creepypasta, we just get all our information from the perspective of the monsters.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

I just finished reading this bizarre horror-fantasy about an insomniac working at a rural gas station with ancient gods, mutated raccoons and death cults in the forest.
Then again, so far, no trooners abusing alpacas. So there is that.

That sounds like a book I want to read.

 

[bluegenius8585]

He was indeed sentenced for much, much worse.

Here we see they have a GFM for their SRS
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Clicking on that gives us a name of "Christina Alicia Lynch.
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Here, in their prison reform article we can see they are incarcerated in Georgia.
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Googing the name and state brings up this old law suit by a prisoner suing over not having access to their hormones. This gives their actual name as Christopher Lynch.
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So let's Google "Christopher Lynch" in Georgia.
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Looks about right, and now we get Christopher Anderw Lynch (oh look same initials).

And here is a denial of a name change petition for a prisoner called Christopher Andrew Lynch.
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OK let's stop fucking around, I burried the lede. They're a fucking child trafficking piece of shit.
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Gee I wonder why prison might not be so pleasant (hint it ain't trans that's doing it).

Now there are a few inconsistencies that might mean I fucked this up. The article says 22 and they claim to have been imprisoned at 19, looking further though giver a prior attempted armed robbery in 2009, when they were 19.
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They claim to be getting out in 2023
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Which if imprisoned initially in 2009 and given 14 years well yeah 2023.

Also they're a typical AGP.
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So fucking child trafficking pos kiddy diddler who struck a deal then trooned out is crying about being in solitary (to prevent the genpop shaking the pedo), is raising money to get the dick chop and wants to go live with the troon cult.

How is he able to tweet if he is in the slammer?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Every day the Skinwalker Ranch comparison becomes more apt. I mean, strange animal deaths, nature being rapidly corrupted...

Also there is a shit eating dickless ghoul & a piss loving dickless ghoul.

 

[The Potatomatic 2000]

That sounds like a book I want to read.

It's a series, 3 books so far.
Tales from the Gas Station by Jack Townsend.

 

[repentance]

Maybe not right now because of all the BLM stuff diverting their attention to that topic, but their pinned tweet is trans shit so it's definitely a big focus.

The majority of funding given by BLM itself is to trans projects.

https://archive.ph/NrW36

https://blacklivesmatter.com/2020-impact-report/

 

[bluegenius8585]

The majority of funding given by BLM itself is to trans projects.

https://archive.ph/NrW36

https://blacklivesmatter.com/2020-impact-report/

Great hill to die on

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

So their income is majorly composed of people donations, rather than ranch products, right?
Looking at how terrible they are at farming and how shit and unselling their product is, I highly doubt they can afford maintaining this whole thing on sales only.
Who in the hell, goes on their way to support theese neo-hillbillies?

 

[AltisticRight]

Reading this thread while eating was a mistake.

 

[SemSem]

I don't know if this is old but they actually retweeted his surgery gfm. I thought they would have heard the news by now and distanced themselves from the pedo.

 

[Troon Anthropologist]

I don't know if this is old but they actually retweeted his surgery gfm. I thought they would have heard the news by now and distanced themselves from the pedo.


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Was this their first public association with this monster? Penis’ back and forth with him made it seem like they were friendly with one another.

 

[CiaphasCain]

Attempted suicide after a teacher told him that he would never be a girl

Based teacher

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

I don't know if this is old but they actually retweeted his surgery gfm. I thought they would have heard the news by now and distanced themselves from the pedo.


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They're going to circle the wagons around this guy until DOC inevitably sends him back tho segregation. Then they'll go back to whatever it is they do and Christopher will be forgotten. Nobody on the tranch cares who that man is or what happens to him. The only thing they acre about is looking good and soliciting donations. They can say "look at how great we are using our platform to help this poor, trans political prisoner" And don't expect any pushback from the Twitteratti, either. The woke don't give a shit about people. They're all fart sniffing narcissists.

 

[Judge Holden]

All of a sudden an ancient mayme from the twilight days of the youtube golden age returns to me as I read this thread....

We are living in the "Martin Ssempa was right" timeline and I hate it so goddamn much

 

[Gone Ham]

Almost all rules are off when it comes to chomo fucks like this publicly bending over and spreading like this. They gonna get raped. I'd bet at least as many lurkers as posters reported this piece of shit. I'm glad @Gone Ham noted the specific statement of intent to violate parole.

And not to brigade, but note that they only allow 150 characters for the actual report, but 500 characters for urls and pages. So you can fit more stuff into the url section than the report. So I put in a bunch of urls, with parentheticals saying what they were, and then just a brief summary into the 150 characters.

Also bit.ly can save you characters on the urls, although I think full links to things like Twitter profiles are probably better.

Finally, fun fact: only two states have rat-out forms specifically to rat out social media and cell phone using inmates: Georgia and Indiana. What a divine coincidence this particular stupid motherfucker happened to be in one of those two states.

I know I’m a few pages and hours late, but I saw an article that said some inmates In Georgia can have phones on a very tight watch, but requires the parole board and other recommendations to have it. Considering the type of criminal said monster is, I highly doubt they were allowed into the program.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Another thing about the sex trafficker's GFM is that he can't get out until 2023 at the earliest, right? There's no way whoever is running that is actually going to hold on to the money that long. I predict another round of e-begging after he's released, maybe even another round before he's released.

 

[bluegenius8585]

Another thing about the sex trafficker's GFM is that he can't get out until 2023 at the earliest, right? There's no way whoever is running that is actually going to hold on to the money that long. I predict another round of e-begging after he's released, maybe even another round before he's released.

Is Colorado one of those States where Sex Offenders have to inform the neighbours about their perversions and said neighbours can petition to get them removed from the area.

I am thinking of those sex offender streets where they get pushed to away from everyone else

 

[NerdShamer]

Well, @CatParty found an article that summarizes what we already know.

And @Gone Ham I'm pretty sure that the penal system wouldn't be happy with one of their inmates running a fundraiser. Plus, I need to look into if Georgia is one of those states that actually gives their inmates free GRS, but I doubt it.