Manosphere Eatdatpussy445 / EDP445 / Bryant Moreland / Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason - Fatass Eagles fanboy, confirmed pedophile, dying of kidney failure

Every time I read this guy's screen name, my stomach cramps and I puke bile. What would possess anyone to make them think that "Eatdatpussy445" is somehow acceptable, even online? It manages to scream "I'm a virgin, give me swirlies" and "I'll diddle your children if you turn your back on me" at the same time.
 
EDIT: Just learned this guy is a pedo. WTF?! Why are the only based black men fucking pedos?! :(

My OG post got buried/moved so far it's crazy. I only saw Null posting links about a fat black man being based, which is how I responded. Ugh.

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IDK, this guy seems like the rare based black man who we should be supporting (immature in general AND username aside, lol we all have those here). Also, Bakersfield is the absolute least pozzed part of CA, so I have to love him.
 
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Someone who voluntarily uses a screen name like Eatdatpussy445 is a sexual predator? Who could have possibly seen this coming? (you know, besides everyone who doesn't have their head up their ass.)
Although a name like that probably made it easier for racist kinkshaming cops to find him and issue what I'm sure is an entirely unjustified warrant based solely on racial profiling.
(Wow this site has made me cynical.)
 
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I have no earthly idea who this guy is or what his schtick is, all I know is that im pretty sure Wyatt Mann made a cartoon of this fine member of the upstanding african american community at work a couple decades back
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Did they release any caps of the catfish account's profile or it claiming to be underage? Are they withholding cocks for some reason or do they not actually have any?
Ya know im pretty sure theres a joke to be made about a nigger getting catfished but Im not nearly southern enough to know it despite my love of cajun/creole food
 
This guy looks like the offspring of the state puff marshmallow man and Whoopie Goldberg amounts of ugly. Telling he has the IQ of a goldfish that he managed to get catfished by random YouTubers. Considering that he is also an mega sports sperg as well. This guy is for sure going to get more acquainted with our favorite game, kick the autistic. If justice gets served, then this fat fuck better start getting acquainted with prison meals. Hopefully he doesn't get coofed on.
 
EDIT: Just learned this guy is a pedo. WTF?! Why are the only based black men fucking pedos?! :(

My OG post got buried/moved so far it's crazy. I only saw Null posting links about a fat black man being based, which is how I responded. Ugh.

Orignal Post:
IDK, this guy seems like the rare based black man who we should be supporting (immature in general AND username aside, lol we all have those here). Also, Bakersfield is the absolute least pozzed part of CA, so I have to love him.
edp is based? are you fucking retarded?
 
EDP445 came a long way since he was a crappy /sp/ meme where the local anons egged him on to pursue his lifelong dreams of fucking women and seeing Da Iggles win the Owl.

He's got both now. At a great price.
I honestly always thought EDP was unfunny and overrated. I still do not understand how he makes such shit videos but managed to get over two million followers.
 
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