Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Great Citracett]

MOCHA!
LATTE!
MOCHA!
LATTE!

 

[DrJonesHat]

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MOCHA!
LATTE!
MOCHA!
LATTE!

There's a song in there somewhere. I'll pay someone to write it, claim it as my own, and then get pissy when Ariana Grande doesn't sing it.

 

[badboy2000]

Russell is a gym rat who works out and likes posting about working out after he is done working out and giving some juice to his large biceps because he works out. He also likes brothels, because banging hoors is his sexuality.

Always with the "life is beautiful"/"love my life"/"not too shabby"/"If I was Taylor Swift, I'd one night stand me" after a few days of "life is ducking hard and ruined because of XYZ".

#musingsofadisabledman

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russell is a gym rat who works out and likes posting about working out after he is done working out and giving some juice to his large biceps because he works out. He also likes brothels, because banging hoors is his sexuality.

Always with the "life is beautiful"/"love my life"/"not too shabby"/"If I was Taylor Swift, I'd one night stand me" after a few days of "life is ducking hard and ruined because of XYZ".

#musingsofadisabledman

He must have done something he expects to grant him all his dreams. He always gets a narcissistic high when he does that. Then when it doesn't happen the way he wanted, he'll fume and blame someone else.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

He must have done something expects to grant him all his dreams. He always gets a narcissistic high when he does that. Then when it doesn't happen the way he wanted, he'll fume and blame someone else.

He probably found someone in Belgium to write a victim impact statement.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He probably found someone in Belgium to write a victim impact statement.

The fact he doesn't understand that a victim impact statement isn't applicable here makes me giggle, especially since he refers to himself as "a legal professional."

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

There's a song in there somewhere. I'll pay someone to write it, claim it as my own, and then get pissy when Ariana Grande doesn't sing it.

Why pay someone when you can have an AI do it for you?

Spoiler: The Mocha Song

Song Topic: Mocha
Lyrics Genre: Pop
Lyrics Mood: Very Happy

Verse 1
Mocha does it with each and every single line
With every little move Mocha makes
Oh, Mocha stole my heart, often enough
Mocha got a hold on me, I wish Mocha never did

Pre-Chorus
Mocha always said Mocha had a place to go
So we went and met her in the rain

Chorus
And Mocha was there, Mocha was there, Mocha was there
I have felt it
I have felt it
Mocha says Mocha loves me, Mocha loves me lovin me

Verse 2
I am a little man, Mocha is a woman
Mocha makes my life complete
Mocha make my life complete
Mocha is a diamond inside and out

Pre-Chorus
When Mocha said my name on the afternoon we met
Mocha lit up a spark in my soul

Chorus
And Mocha was there, Mocha was there, Mocha was there
I have felt it
I have felt it
Mocha says Mocha loves me, Mocha loves me lovin me

Bridge
Every word Mocha tells me
Every word Mocha tells me

Chorus
And Mocha was there, Mocha was there, Mocha was there
I have felt it
I have felt it
Mocha says Mocha loves me, Mocha loves me lovin me

 

[The Un-Clit]

Why pay someone when you can have an AI do it for you?

Spoiler: The Mocha Song

Song Topic: Mocha
Lyrics Genre: Pop
Lyrics Mood: Very Happy

Verse 1
Mocha does it with each and every single line
With every little move Mocha makes
Oh, Mocha stole my heart, often enough
Mocha got a hold on me, I wish Mocha never did

Pre-Chorus
Mocha always said Mocha had a place to go
So we went and met her in the rain

Chorus
And Mocha was there, Mocha was there, Mocha was there
I have felt it
I have felt it
Mocha says Mocha loves me, Mocha loves me lovin me

Verse 2
I am a little man, Mocha is a woman
Mocha makes my life complete
Mocha make my life complete
Mocha is a diamond inside and out

Pre-Chorus
When Mocha said my name on the afternoon we met
Mocha lit up a spark in my soul

Chorus
And Mocha was there, Mocha was there, Mocha was there
I have felt it
I have felt it
Mocha says Mocha loves me, Mocha loves me lovin me

Bridge
Every word Mocha tells me
Every word Mocha tells me

Chorus
And Mocha was there, Mocha was there, Mocha was there
I have felt it
I have felt it
Mocha says Mocha loves me, Mocha loves me lovin me

omgfg that is the greatest website EVER!!!

Hey Russ, check this out. An AI wrote a better 'gibs me pussay' song about T-Swizzle then you ever could in 2 seconds!

Verse 1
And get to hear all the secrets and this is something Taylor can trust
Got to mention that Taylor were my first fall
Taylor tear out my heart I suffer your pain
Now my heart still beats for Taylor

Pre-Chorus
We walk through the doors into the night
We are lost in a world far away

Chorus
Taylor changed my life, made my day
So good, then I had Taylor
When they see Taylor good loving, they full on protect it
They quite intense, they enjoy all the drama

Verse 2
Wanna make Taylor mine and keep Taylor safe from harm
Wanna put my arms around Taylor and comfort Taylor alone
Lay it down, from the start, here we go
Put your hands up, lemme land, there we go

Pre-Chorus
In my heart Taylor know Taylor were a part of me
All the space and the time

Chorus
Taylor changed my life, made my day
So good, then I had Taylor
When they see Taylor good loving, they full on protect it
They quite intense, they enjoy all the drama

Bridge
I became your friend
And Taylor became my wife

Chorus
Taylor changed my life, made my day
So good, then I had Taylor
When they see Taylor good loving, they full on protect it
They quite intense, they enjoy all the drama


Sending it to her personal e-mail address that I found in a scrape of a database leak. I fully expect her to fly out to me in her private Lear jet to meet me over a bowl of generic Captn' Crunch then fly me back to L.A. with her while she sucks me my penis at 35,000 feet as her agent writes me up the standard 'rich and famous' contract for her record company.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Sending it to her personal e-mail address that I found in a scrape of a database leak. I fully expect her to fly out to me in her private Lear jet to meet me over a bowl of generic Captn' Crunch then fly me back to L.A. with her while she sucks me my penis at 35,000 feet as her agent writes me up the standard 'rich and famous' contract for her record company.

You stay away from Taylor! She's MINE! I not only wrote her a song, I sent her a case of non-alcoholic beer!

 

[StinkySnack]

omgfg that is the greatest website EVER!!!

Hey Russ, check this out. An AI wrote a better 'gibs me pussay' song about T-Swizzle then you ever could in 2 seconds!

Verse 1
And get to hear all the secrets and this is something Taylor can trust
Got to mention that Taylor were my first fall
Taylor tear out my heart I suffer your pain
Now my heart still beats for Taylor

Pre-Chorus
We walk through the doors into the night
We are lost in a world far away

Chorus
Taylor changed my life, made my day
So good, then I had Taylor
When they see Taylor good loving, they full on protect it
They quite intense, they enjoy all the drama

Verse 2
Wanna make Taylor mine and keep Taylor safe from harm
Wanna put my arms around Taylor and comfort Taylor alone
Lay it down, from the start, here we go
Put your hands up, lemme land, there we go

Pre-Chorus
In my heart Taylor know Taylor were a part of me
All the space and the time

Chorus
Taylor changed my life, made my day
So good, then I had Taylor
When they see Taylor good loving, they full on protect it
They quite intense, they enjoy all the drama

Bridge
I became your friend
And Taylor became my wife

Chorus
Taylor changed my life, made my day
So good, then I had Taylor
When they see Taylor good loving, they full on protect it
They quite intense, they enjoy all the drama


Sending it to her personal e-mail address that I found in a scrape of a database leak. I fully expect her to fly out to me in her private Lear jet to meet me over a bowl of generic Captn' Crunch then fly me back to L.A. with her while she sucks me my penis at 35,000 feet as her agent writes me up the standard 'rich and famous' contract for her record company.

This is trash.

NONE of the lyrics are taken directly from Taylor's songs and fitted to this song in a cool studly way.

Fuckwit.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

I've been giving myself a bit of a crash course on Shakespeare over the past few months. This passage from Richard III reminded me of you-know-who.

But I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks,
Nor made to court an amorous looking glass;
I, that am rudely stamped and want love’s majesty
To strut before a wanton ambling nymph;
I, that am curtailed of this fair proportion,
Cheated of feature by dissembling nature,
Deformed, unfinished, sent before my time
Into this breathing world, scarce half made up,
And that so lamely and unfashionable
That dogs bark at me as I halt by them—
Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace,
Have no delight to pass away the time,
Unless to see my shadow in the sun
And descant on mine own deformity.

 

[The Un-Clit]

This is trash.

NONE of the lyrics are taken directly from Taylor's songs and fitted to this song in a cool studly way.

Fuckwit.

Okay, you can go and tell the AI who wrote that your critical feedback.

I'll be far away when it decides to activate Skynet and bring Judgement Day down on your ass.

 

[StinkySnack]

Okay, you can go and tell the AI who wrote that your critical feedback.

I'll be far away when it decides to activate Skynet and bring Judgement Day down on your ass.

I don't understand. I feel like you're against me.

If you'd just let me explain.

 

[AnOminous]

I've been giving myself a bit of a crash course on Shakespeare over the past few months. This passage from Richard III reminded me of you-know-who.

Lmao.

That dogs bark at me as I halt by them—

Russ has literally complained about exactly this.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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MOCHA!
LATTE!
MOCHA!
LATTE!

And Pipsqueak can't even get the post workout drink right.

Coffee is to be drunk before you workout, not afterwards. And unless you've been lifting you should avoid the protein drinks, sports drinks and anything other than water. But we all know that Pipsqueak isn't doing this because he likes coffee. No, he's drinking it because he thinks it's the cool, sophisticated thing to do.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I don't understand. I feel like you're against me.

If you'd just let me explain.

Grrrrr I've been trying to cut and paste a clip from the Dune deleted scenes where Jamis sneers at Paul who offered to explain himself: "Explain?? Explain DEATH!" but I suck at video and no one YouTubed it, so....

EXPLAIN?? Explain DEATH!

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

And Pipsqueak can't even get the post workout drink right.

Coffee is to be drunk before you workout, not afterwards. And unless you've been lifting you should avoid the protein drinks, sports drinks and anything other than water. But we all know that Pipsqueak isn't doing this because he likes coffee. No, he's drinking it because he thinks it's the cool, sophisticated thing to do.

Of course he doesn't like coffee. That's why he drinks things that drown the coffee in milk, chocolate and sugar. He has a sweet tooth and mochas are more sophisticated than Pepsi.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

You Kiwis are utterly deluded, idiotic fatty mcpatties. I am a time traveler from couple years in the future, as a proof I bring you this picture of award-winning songwriter Russell Greer doing an extermination camp tour in order to promote the upcoming Hollywood blockbuster 'October's Uprising', which is based on his first ever screenplay. Seethe, Kiwiaiures.

(oh how I wish I read on until someone posted the cut-out, instead of doing the work myself)

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Verse 2
I am a little man, Mocha is a woman

Even the AI knows

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

I got this gem from the AI generator:

My eyes stay wide and my lips tremble short
My mouth is cursed with the wicked worm