Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Dr. Künt]

I'd rather him freak out a million times over about someone saying faggot than hear one utterance of "eff slur". A grown-ass man talking like a second-grader will never not make my skin fucking crawl. It's only one or two steps removed from baby-talk gibberish.

Like, either be a fucking adult and say it or be "P.C." and don't. Half-assing it is the absolute worst of both worlds and makes you sound immature at best, creepy at worst.

Hi long-time lurker here.

iirc in one of the biggest problem episodes "too much swearing" was his problem of the week and he advocated for "effing" and such. Maybe that's some bullshit he used to say around his parents and he still stuck in a child's mind.

Everytime I read something on the dick sub there are people parroting his eff slur, it's a pretty quick and handy way to discard the whole post.

 

[soy_king]

Thank you. He’s LARPing as a Jew. He should hook up with Alice Walker-Wright. (Even he’s way too good for her, though.)

That I've never understood, but then again I never bought into the idea that being Jewish will automatically give you preferential treatment even if you're not related to someone or go to the same temple as them.

 

[Null]

Hi long-time lurker here.

iirc in one of the biggest problem episodes "too much swearing" was his problem of the week and he advocated for "effing" and such. Maybe that's some bullshit he used to say around his parents and he still stuck in a child's mind.

Everytime I read something on the dick sub there are people parroting his eff slur, it's a pretty quick and handy way to discard the whole post.

F-slur means "faggot", not "fuck". You cannot say faggot or nigger and stay on Patreon.

 

[Dr. Künt]

F-slur means "faggot", not "fuck". You cannot say faggot or nigger and stay on Patreon.

Oh l know, I wrote it in a stupid way. What I meant was he is in general a pussy about swearing.

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

Dax saying "eff slur" isn't as bad as Dax shitting his pants and yelling "WHOA NOW" if someone else says "faggot."

OH WOW DISAVOW DISAVOW DISAVOW

 

[Court of the Crimson Cuck]

F-slur means "faggot", not "fuck". You cannot say faggot or nigger and stay on Patreon.

The guys in PKA say faggot pretty often and they have a comparable patreon.

 

[Gangster Talk]

Oh l know, I wrote it in a stupid way. What I meant was he is in general a pussy about swearing.

I remember distinctly in that episode he acts unironically shocked at the idea of calling a woman a cunt. He put out a very different vibe in those early episodes when he was still surrounded by the LA comedy scene.

 

[AltisticRight]

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I miss the old days when being funny was a prerequisite for being considered a comedian.

Then again, Chris D'Elia is technically still a "comedian" so I guess in a way he's telling the truth.

Wait, you don't find his 95938963868389689th women are fat jokes funny?

 

[Sped Xing]

He isn't even saying *new* "women are fat" jokes. How many times has he relived telling that one joke on Doctor Phil?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

He isn't even saying *new* "women are fat" jokes. How many times has he relived telling that one joke on Doctor Phil?

Until he can afford a second Barbies dream house, not enough.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Dax is like Yakov Smirnoff where he will tell the same jokes 40 years later even when it’s not topically relevant. Dax is the Yakov Smirnoff of incels.

 

[Kulee Baba]

The guys in PKA say faggot pretty often and they have a comparable patreon.

Well it's very reasonable to think an Alt-Lite personality like Dickie is more likely to get the banhammer thrown at him than people who generally stay away from politics.

Dax is like Yakov Smirnoff where he will tell the same jokes 40 years later even when it’s not topically relevant. Dax is the Yakov Smirnoff of incels.

I will not stand for Yakov Smirnoff bashing. Nothing wrong with being a gimmick comedian. Even if you're CarrotTop it's impressive to still have a theater decades later.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Well it's very reasonable to think an Alt-Lite personality like Dickie is more likely to get the banhammer thrown at him than people who generally stay away from politics.

I will not stand for Yakov Smirnoff bashing. Nothing wrong with being a gimmick comedian. Even if you're CarrotTop it's impressive to still have a theater decades later.

Yakov also still has, and had, a career in comedy.

 

[Boss Bass]

And Dax still has the audacity to describe himself as a free speech absolutist!

Of all the cringy shit Dax does, self describing as someone dedicated to free speech on technology platforms while disavowing josh over hurt feelings is the worst.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Of all the cringy shit Dax does, self describing as someone dedicated to free speech on technology platforms while disavowing josh over hurt feelings is the worst.

I mean, almost. Being a strident activist for the right to touch kids is worse.

 

[AnOminous]

A grown-ass man talking like a second-grader will never not make my skin fucking crawl. It's only one or two steps removed from baby-talk gibberish.

Imagine defending pedophilia and saying anyone who disapproves of it is somehow a cuck, while getting a case of the vapors when someone says "faggot" and whiteknighting homosexuals instead. How is that not being a mega cuck?

I will not stand for Yakov Smirnoff bashing. Nothing wrong with being a gimmick comedian. Even if you're CarrotTop it's impressive to still have a theater decades later.

Smirnoff may be trite and once you see one of his shows, you've seen them all, but prop comics are repulsive and should be gassed.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Imagine defending pedophilia and saying anyone who disapproves of it is somehow a cuck, while getting a case of the vapors when someone says "faggot" and whiteknighting homosexuals instead. How is that not being a mega cuck?

When someone publicly shows that they think saying faggot is worse than making repeated jokes about pedophilia, or worse than a movie eroticizing children, the term I think of first as a descriptor for them isn't "mega cuck".

 

[BigDuckEnergy]

He isn't even saying *new* "women are fat" jokes. How many times has he relived telling that one joke on Doctor Phil?

Having been aware of Dick over the years, i only actually saw the Dr Phil clip for the first time the other day. The joke didn't even scan.

Dick: Women line up to date guys like me

Woman: i don't see a line, i would be at the back

Dick: if you hit the treadmill, maybe you will be at the front

What is the joke there? If you weighed less you would find my personality more attractive?

The only thing that made it funny was that the woman got assmad and tried to pretend she didn't hear what Dick said.

 

[HunterHearstHelmsley]

The Reddit continues to turn on Dax.

Spoiler: “PHONEPOSTING”

An interesting observation into the hivemind of the Redditor here. “Why do *we* hate Dick now?”

Well it's very reasonable to think an Alt-Lite personality like Dickie is more likely to get the banhammer thrown at him than people who generally stay away from politics.

I’m not so sure about that. He’s a libertine who lives in LA, he probably just wants to get along with the homosexuals and other libertines. He could also just be more risk averse, who can know.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Maddax has no real consistency about anything. His saving grace isn’t using the “f slur” but his utter irrelevance. Getting $20k a month for a podcast isn’t anything special in 2021; there are dozens of podcasts that make more money. Him embracing pedophilia reflects poorly on the right wing soycels who continue to donate. Many of them just want a father figure, especially since Jordan Peterson is a wreck. It’s pretty pathetic but it explains pretty well why his Patreon does well despite being an utter piece of shit.

Also a reminder that Jamie Lynn Hughes’ article that kicked off the Simpspiracy and ended in Dick’s repeated declarations of love for pedophilia is ten days away from being a year old: https://archive.li/Glk25