Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

[DumbDude42]

Why do they all look like this? You can add or subtract some hair and some weight, but they all look almost exactly like this, it's bizarre.

theres nothing special or specific about this look, its just a combination of being overweight and unkempt

 

[Smithfield Ham]

That’s how her comeback ended up more dead than Alec: every tweet she made was met with “ok murderer” and she couldn’t escape it. None of her simps could deal with the heat either. The moment people let up, these sacks of shit will begin rewriting history as we see here.

That's why you never let up. Every time she and her simps try to resuscitate her dead public image you toss another shovel full of manure on it. Because manure is all that ever comes out of her mouth anyway.

 

[Bloody bunny]

I don't know/never met Holowka but I'd imagine that his wishes would probably include "being alive" and "not being the target of a hate/smear campaign because ZQ's 'star' was fading so she made up a bunch of shit" well before "be nice to my ex who basically killed me".

I also think he never said that. That’s the problem with being dead and not being here to defend yourself.

 

[Haramburger]

I only bumped into this looking into a chink proto-cow on twitter, but obviously the Hugo Awards have not gotten any better:


Chelsea & Tingle didn't necessarily ruin them, but they certainly accelerated the rot.

 

[boofit]

That's why you never let up. Every time she and her simps try to resuscitate her dead public image you toss another shovel full of manure on it.

 

[Boston Brand]

I only bumped into this looking into a chink proto-cow on twitter, but obviously the Hugo Awards have not gotten any better:
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Chelsea & Tingle didn't necessarily ruin them, but they certainly accelerated the rot.

99 percent of the major Hugo category nominees since the last Puppies slate have been female.

The one exception has been one man nominated for the former Campbell Award this year, who is a gay Latino.

What's become of the Hugos is a tragedy.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

99 percent of the major Hugo category nominees since the last Puppies slate have been female.

The one exception has been one man nominated for the former Campbell Award this year, who is a gay Latino.

What's become of the Hugos is a tragedy.

I disagree. Before the Puppies incident, the Hugos were: nothing. After all of that mess, today, the Hugos are: still nothing.

 

[FukedUrMom666]

She just can't stop. If it isn't one thing it's another lol, anything to draw attention to her.

 

[kaien]

I disagree. Before the Puppies incident, the Hugos were: nothing. After all of that mess, today, the Hugos are: still nothing.

I've pointed it out before, but the Hugos were broken when Lois Bujold ran the table for three years, and they went full-on clown show when Harry Potter won. You may as well get worked up about who wins the Grammys.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

"cancel culture isn't real because Roman Polanksi escaped to france to be with his fellow child rapists where they are encouraged to do crimes."
Top notch logic there I'm glad that despite it having nothing to do with Alec & Chelsea, people are still bringing him up though. It's starting to balance out against the thousands of mindless simps for Chelsea that will publicly defend her for zero reason or incentive to,

Haven't all of Polanksi's defenders been left-wing celebrities?

Spoiler: Probably irrelevant politisperging

I don't see how what Polanksi did and was defended for doing is relevant to "muh right-wing-narrative", if he's defenders were loudly and principally left-leaned Hollywood dirtbags that were also notorious for ignoring Weinstein and Epstein being human traffickers and pimps.

I mean, this also presumes that "muh right-wing-narrative" is actually a thing, since of the major media corporations, 3 are left-leaned, 1 is right-leaned (in the sense that they support the GoP version of the uniparty), and there's no "neutral media sources" anywhere in the legacy media, that I'm aware of. If the argument they're making is about "but muh online media startups are right-wing!", that's some bullshit, because outside of Breitbart, PostMillennial, and RebelMedia, the rest of the "new media startups" largely publish across the centre of the political spectrum, and there's no end of Vice, Jezebel, Slate, MotherJones, etc., clones out there.

Anyways, back to laughing at a women with mediocre looks, and the most complete collection of Cluster-B issues that a single person has ever had.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Not much new, just here to highlight the wonders of what Chelsea's page offers and how lazy and boring "Zoe Quinn Online" is. I cannot stand the sheer hubris of this woman when she has been signed by major companies and has so much reach. So, just out of curiosity I opened up all of Chelsea's social media to see how it's going. (Spoilers: Still bad)

First, she doesn't bother to link any of the Twitch streams or other projects. You wouldn't know she had any of that from her web page. Apparently that's strictly just some stream-of-consciousness stuff she shits out on Twitter once in a while, if she even remembers. It's insanely disorganized.

Second, keep in mind, she totally has time to work on this. Chelsea has over 119,000 tweets. That's 32.6 tweets per day, not counting any deleted ones. Assuming it takes her only 5 minutes to compose each tweet she is spending 163 minutes, or over two and a half hours just tweeting per day.

Imagine how much time is mindless scrolling on Twitter, Instagram, or Facebook. I assume she does that all day if she's tweeting 30 times a day.

Twitter is where she always is, but it's mostly shit posting and not interesting. https://twitter.com/UnburntWitch
lol at her tweets barely peaking 200 to 1,000 likes when she has almost 125k followers.

Her website itself ( https://unburntwitch.com/ ) hasn't changed at all in the last several years. Kind of weird considering all the projects she advertises on Twitter but okay...



Let's check her blog for news.. Maybe that is where she keeps her real updates for the side projects? http://blog.unburntwitch.com/
Oh. Her blog is broken. I mean, Wordpress is free... Is she hiding something? Or just too lazy to fix?

Chelsea's bio on her web page is garbage that she won't work on lol https://unburntwitch.com/about

That's actually it for the website, not counting the "gib money" page. That's literally it. She doesn't link her websites of other projects, just her social media.

Chelsea has a Facebook page linked on her website. But it's also broken LOL https://www.facebook.com/zoequinnn



Her Instagram doesn't have nearly as many followers due to being newer than Twitter.
It is mostly photos of her dog, or her selfies. For a game dev/artist/programmer, she doesn't like posting her work too much. Not very nerdy of her.



~Fetching~


Casual reminder that Chelsea is a stoner and a coke-head.

Bonus: 200 weeks ago...

Spoiler: Comet Pizza

Hey what the fuck? Isn't this that Pizzagate CP Satanist Pizza shop?

Her Patreon is still tragic and hasn't been updated since 2017.


Nowhere is her Kickstarter mentioned as far as I can tell? Not that she has updated it...

Also LOL she links her old Tumblr ( https://ohdeargodbees.tumblr.com/ ) on her Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/zoe ) but either it was hacked or she changed the username. It's nothing but Indian clickbait ads now. What the fuck is this?

I know this may not be new, but it's the fact that she still links this from her Twitter via her Patreon... Just like people can see this in 3 clicks. You literally work for Marvel? Why would you NOT fix this?



The rest of the links to her various projects listed on her Patreon are basically all broken. This is so sad. The sheer fucking hubris of this woman. She's destroyed lives and then, when roundly awarded for it, it's just, hubris that comes out of her greed for power. Low energy, very sad.

BTW this bitch can't even start a Twitch stream grift like all the other e-thots are doing. Talk about incompetent.

 

[CyberCringe]

Ursurprising that a grifter with no real talent doesn't do anything. Of course that won't stop every simp talking about how she's "the most creative, hard working and talent person I've ever met".

When's the Cuck Tingle game Zoe, when is Rebel Jam, what happened to CON Zoe?

 

[Idiot Asshole]

~Fetching~

Every time I see photos of Zoe I can't believe that she's the modern day Helen of Troy who got a bunch of glorified game bloggers to stick their dicks in her and in the process ruin the Internet forever. She looks like a hooker who you'd wrap in glad wrap so you didn't get diseases from touching her boobs.

 

[JoeyJoJo]

Not much new, just here to highlight the wonders of what Chelsea's page offers and how lazy and boring "Zoe Quinn Online" is. I cannot stand the sheer hubris of this woman when she has been signed by major companies and has so much reach. So, just out of curiosity I opened up all of Chelsea's social media to see how it's going. (Spoilers: Still bad)

First, she doesn't bother to link any of the Twitch streams or other projects. You wouldn't know she had any of that from her web page. Apparently that's strictly just some stream-of-consciousness stuff she shits out on Twitter once in a while, if she even remembers. It's insanely disorganized.

Second, keep in mind, she totally has time to work on this. Chelsea has over 119,000 tweets. That's 32.6 tweets per day, not counting any deleted ones. Assuming it takes her only 5 minutes to compose each tweet she is spending 163 minutes, or over two and a half hours just tweeting per day.

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Imagine how much time is mindless scrolling on Twitter, Instagram, or Facebook. I assume she does that all day if she's tweeting 30 times a day.

Twitter is where she always is, but it's mostly shit posting and not interesting. https://twitter.com/UnburntWitch
lol at her tweets barely peaking 200 to 1,000 likes when she has almost 125k followers.

Her website itself ( https://unburntwitch.com/ ) hasn't changed at all in the last several years. Kind of weird considering all the projects she advertises on Twitter but okay...

View attachment 2147008

Let's check her blog for news.. Maybe that is where she keeps her real updates for the side projects? http://blog.unburntwitch.com/
Oh. Her blog is broken. I mean, Wordpress is free... Is she hiding something? Or just too lazy to fix?
View attachment 2147012

Chelsea's bio on her web page is garbage that she won't work on lol https://unburntwitch.com/about
View attachment 2147028

That's actually it for the website, not counting the "gib money" page. That's literally it. She doesn't link her websites of other projects, just her social media.

Chelsea has a Facebook page linked on her website. But it's also broken LOL https://www.facebook.com/zoequinnn
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Her Instagram doesn't have nearly as many followers due to being newer than Twitter.
It is mostly photos of her dog, or her selfies. For a game dev/artist/programmer, she doesn't like posting her work too much. Not very nerdy of her.

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~Fetching~
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Casual reminder that Chelsea is a stoner and a coke-head.

Bonus: 200 weeks ago...

Spoiler: Comet Pizza

Hey what the fuck? Isn't this that Pizzagate CP Satanist Pizza shop?

View attachment 2147041

Her Patreon is still tragic and hasn't been updated since 2017.
View attachment 2147059

Nowhere is her Kickstarter mentioned as far as I can tell? Not that she has updated it...

Also LOL she links her old Tumblr ( https://ohdeargodbees.tumblr.com/ ) on her Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/zoe ) but either it was hacked or she changed the username. It's nothing but Indian clickbait ads now. What the fuck is this?

I know this may not be new, but it's the fact that she still links this from her Twitter via her Patreon... Just like people can see this in 3 clicks. You literally work for Marvel? Why would you NOT fix this?

View attachment 2147062

The rest of the links to her various projects listed on her Patreon are basically all broken. This is so sad. The sheer fucking hubris of this woman. She's destroyed lives and then, when roundly awarded for it, it's just, hubris that comes out of her greed for power. Low energy, very sad.

BTW this bitch can't even start a Twitch stream grift like all the other e-thots are doing. Talk about incompetent.

"Zoe Quinn at Comet Pizzeria"
Gets the noggin jogging

 

[Never Scored]

Every time I see photos of Zoe I can't believe that she's the modern day Helen of Troy who got a bunch of glorified game bloggers to stick their dicks in her and in the process ruin the Internet forever. She looks like a hooker who you'd wrap in glad wrap so you didn't get diseases from touching her boobs.

Everything is relative. A 3 is a 10 in a room full of guys who still have their virginity at 35.

Quinn is maybe a solid 4 or 5 who got into an industry that consists of virgin neckbeards.

 

[Haramburger]

"Zoe Quinn at Comet Pizzeria"
Gets the noggin jogging

I don't expect there to be any conspiracy with Chelsea being there, but at the same time: What the FUCK is so interesting about this goddamn pizzeria that so many famous people go there? Really weird. I don't see a metaphorical fire, but the amount of metaphorical smoke is really setting off alarm bells.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I don't expect there to be any conspiracy with Chelsea being there, but at the same time: What the FUCK is so interesting about this goddamn pizzeria that so many famous people go there? Really weird. I don't see a metaphorical fire, but the amount of metaphorical smoke is really setting off alarm bells.

I mean, I wouldn't put it past Zoe Quinn to sacrifice small children to Satan in exchange for rotten fame... Seems fitting.

 

[GoPro]

Not much new, just here to highlight the wonders of what Chelsea's page offers and how lazy and boring "Zoe Quinn Online" is. I cannot stand the sheer hubris of this woman when she has been signed by major companies and has so much reach. So, just out of curiosity I opened up all of Chelsea's social media to see how it's going. (Spoilers: Still bad)

First, she doesn't bother to link any of the Twitch streams or other projects. You wouldn't know she had any of that from her web page. Apparently that's strictly just some stream-of-consciousness stuff she shits out on Twitter once in a while, if she even remembers. It's insanely disorganized.

Second, keep in mind, she totally has time to work on this. Chelsea has over 119,000 tweets. That's 32.6 tweets per day, not counting any deleted ones. Assuming it takes her only 5 minutes to compose each tweet she is spending 163 minutes, or over two and a half hours just tweeting per day.

View attachment 2147021

Imagine how much time is mindless scrolling on Twitter, Instagram, or Facebook. I assume she does that all day if she's tweeting 30 times a day.

Twitter is where she always is, but it's mostly shit posting and not interesting. https://twitter.com/UnburntWitch
lol at her tweets barely peaking 200 to 1,000 likes when she has almost 125k followers.

Her website itself ( https://unburntwitch.com/ ) hasn't changed at all in the last several years. Kind of weird considering all the projects she advertises on Twitter but okay...

View attachment 2147008

Let's check her blog for news.. Maybe that is where she keeps her real updates for the side projects? http://blog.unburntwitch.com/
Oh. Her blog is broken. I mean, Wordpress is free... Is she hiding something? Or just too lazy to fix?
View attachment 2147012

Chelsea's bio on her web page is garbage that she won't work on lol https://unburntwitch.com/about
View attachment 2147028

That's actually it for the website, not counting the "gib money" page. That's literally it. She doesn't link her websites of other projects, just her social media.

Chelsea has a Facebook page linked on her website. But it's also broken LOL https://www.facebook.com/zoequinnn
View attachment 2147031


Her Instagram doesn't have nearly as many followers due to being newer than Twitter.
It is mostly photos of her dog, or her selfies. For a game dev/artist/programmer, she doesn't like posting her work too much. Not very nerdy of her.

View attachment 2147038

~Fetching~
View attachment 2147037

Casual reminder that Chelsea is a stoner and a coke-head.

Bonus: 200 weeks ago...

Spoiler: Comet Pizza

Hey what the fuck? Isn't this that Pizzagate CP Satanist Pizza shop?

View attachment 2147041

Her Patreon is still tragic and hasn't been updated since 2017.
View attachment 2147059

Nowhere is her Kickstarter mentioned as far as I can tell? Not that she has updated it...

Also LOL she links her old Tumblr ( https://ohdeargodbees.tumblr.com/ ) on her Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/zoe ) but either it was hacked or she changed the username. It's nothing but Indian clickbait ads now. What the fuck is this?

I know this may not be new, but it's the fact that she still links this from her Twitter via her Patreon... Just like people can see this in 3 clicks. You literally work for Marvel? Why would you NOT fix this?

View attachment 2147062

The rest of the links to her various projects listed on her Patreon are basically all broken. This is so sad. The sheer fucking hubris of this woman. She's destroyed lives and then, when roundly awarded for it, it's just, hubris that comes out of her greed for power. Low energy, very sad.

BTW this bitch can't even start a Twitch stream grift like all the other e-thots are doing. Talk about incompetent.

On the subject of her Patreon, this is a pretty interesting image:

It is just grapheon estimate, but still. Over her five years on the platform, she did not mange to garner steady income. It's just a consistent slide down. Even feminist frequency is doing better. Zoe's power sure evaporated quickly. To think that at one point she managed to have news and tech companies defend her honor, and even got reddit and 4chan to censor threads about her.

 

[Internet_Loner]

I don't expect there to be any conspiracy with Chelsea being there, but at the same time: What the FUCK is so interesting about this goddamn pizzeria that so many famous people go there? Really weird. I don't see a metaphorical fire, but the amount of metaphorical smoke is really setting off alarm bells.

It's run by a rich guy who funds artists and gives poltical donations to the Dems. That's about it.

 

[Water-T]

BTW this bitch can't even start a Twitch stream grift like all the other e-thots are doing. Talk about incompetent.

What would be the point? Most of the e-thots on Twitch are younger, hotter, saner, and haven't driven men to suicide.