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Aunt Carol said:
TBF I can understand this sentiment.

Personal revelation, after some self-reflection: it turns out I have so much more respect for a clown prostitute, one who goes all-in on the clown schtick, than I do for a troon. If Wedge just went around in his mime/Cirque-level makeup all the time, I would just think "huh, OK. Man, I should watch Shakes the Clown again."

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This isn't to say that Wedge is currently an adequate clown prostitute. I'd want to see erotic balloon animals, honking dildo, big shoe/dick jokes, pulling flags-of-all-nations from an anus, I dunno...seltzer-squirting falsies? I'm not the clown expert here; Wedge should be on top of this schtick.
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Have you met Lil Lunchbox?

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Chapstick4Lyfe said:
I don't quite get that Simpsons gif. Is Wedge saying that while he was jerking himself off onto Kevin's amhole—I'm sorry, giving him a "creampie"—that he accidentally blasted him in the eye with jizz?
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I think it’s meant as a metaphor for their beautiful lovemaking. Wedge cumming on/in the Amhole is like a Snake in the Can gag: a little startling, definitely cheap/unsatisfying, a poor facsimile of the real thing, and ultimately disappointing for everyone involved.

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Nothing To See Here said:
Which makes Wedge's "I was deaf and my horrible cult stopped me from doing ASL and told me it was government devices in my teeth" claim kind of spurious. Two of his grandparents, in the same "cult" he was in, worked with deaf kids for an extended period of time
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United Church of Christ and Unitarian Universalist are both too conservative for people like this. They see everything with Christian roots as a "cult" and want it dismantled
 
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dirtydeanna96 said:
United Church of Christ and Unitarian Universalist are both too conservative for people like this. They see everything with Christian roots as a "cult" and want it dismantled
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And will chimp out if you are not comfortable with it, because you actually passed actual history classes on the basis of knowing history...and don't think religious bigotry can ever be justified.

It's kind of ironic that some of the best evidence for their claims of White privilege is how they react to people suggesting that it might be always wrong to be a bigot, actually. A lot of this seems to be a carry-over from the Tumblrinas who fled to Twitter--that somebody like Kev or Wedge are the most oppressed people ever and have it so very hard compared to everybody ever, compared to...I don't know...a kid who's a victim of sex trafficking.

Which is probably also how they justify a lot of what they do.
 
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dirtydeanna96 said:
Unitarian Universalist
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I don't want to know how euphoric you have to be to view a ”religion”, that can best be described as a collection of the various different heresies and false religions that have constantly attacked Christianity mashed up into one globalist mess, as fundamentalist.
 
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Pizdec said:
The fun part in all this is knowing Kev and Wedge probably just pissed on each other and called it good, seeing as neither of them can achieve an actual orgasm.
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I hope the janny took one step in, smelled the piss and just quit instead of cleaning the room. Actually, I hope the hotel designated it a biohazard and burned down the entire building, because forcing someone to clean that room would be a violation of the Geneva Convention.
 
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Semiprofessional Sperg said:
I hope the janny took one step in, smelled the piss and just quit instead of cleaning the room. Actually, I hope the hotel designated it a biohazard and burned down the entire building, because forcing someone to clean that room would be a violation of the Geneva Convention.
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But Kevryn's got alllll kinds of trans cuties about to be visiting him from Twitter for hot lesbian sex, now that they're all vaccinated and Kevryn's forgotten about the militia threat saga.

The hotel would be wise to just mark out one room for them, and track their individual staff members' exposure time.
 
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Semiprofessional Sperg said:
I hope the janny took one step in, smelled the piss and just quit instead of cleaning the room. Actually, I hope the hotel designated it a biohazard and burned down the entire building, because forcing someone to clean that room would be a violation of the Geneva Convention.
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We never signed it.
 
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