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[SIGSEGV]

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[Gone Ham]

Oh no not that channel. You’re giving me flashbacks

 

[SIGSEGV]

Oh no not that channel. You’re giving me flashbacks

fleas on rats

 

[Gone Ham]

fleas on rats

I’m Mansa Musa

 

[Divine right to rule]

Page 1066! You know what that means:

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The battle of Westcliffe, Earl, Duke of Normalcy, defeating the army of the Amhole-Sackholes led by Kingx Penhold.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Page 1066! You know what that means:

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[Storfle]

so wheres the wedge dick?

There is already plenty of wedge dick in this thread. More than enough. Too much.

Outstanding job @Nothing To See Here. Thank you!

 

[Aunt Carol]

Question for the Wedge scholars: am I getting mixed up, or has Wedge been talking about how he eventually wants his own neovagina, and the orchiectomy is a stepping stone?

It just seems weird to be bragging about your dick/your fuck-doing and selling "porn" of it, but also noting that you super don't want to have said dick. I mean, in used car ads, people like to mention that the car's fine, they're just moving/downsizing/need a sedan for the kids.

But I might be getting all these troons confused; he should wear the creepy mime makeup more of the time, solidify his brand.

 

[Old Fart]

Question for the Wedge scholars: am I getting mixed up, or has Wedge been talking about how he eventually wants his own neovagina, and the orchiectomy is a stepping stone?

I also think I recall that, but I may be damned if I can find it.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Still can't see any real Zionist/Jewish connection

They try and emulate the early Church's practices. This probably means that the branch he followed were Judaisers, which interestingly enough the early Church rejected.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Question for the Wedge scholars: am I getting mixed up, or has Wedge been talking about how he eventually wants his own neovagina, and the orchiectomy is a stepping stone?

I definitely remember him tweeting that he wanted to get a vaginoplasty after he wrecked his asshole. I'm sure somebody will find the tweet.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

A pdf of his book is on the archive of his website

Read three sentences, wanted to claw my eyes out. I was hopeful James had talents other than sticking stuff up his asshole, but clearly writing was not one of them.

Honestly, knowing Wedge & co.'s politics? My guess is the usual antisemetic conspiracy theories...and the same strange relationship to reality

Yeah, but he's got a Hebrew tattoo and uses some pretty Jewish/Torah-specific language (or at least, shit that's not common in mainstream fundie Christianty, at any rate) on twitter. Seems less "the Jews killed the son of God" style Christian antisemitism, and more like the weird Christian Identity/Messianic Jews style Christian-Judaic crossover. The church has sermons up on youtube, but I love myself too much to listen to them for clues.

His grandpa Ross has ASL on his headstone but I haven't dug into the details yet.

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/67300121/ross-dean-blasingame

From here, which is his wife's obit: "Ross and Ruth moved to Abilene in 1970 and began worshiping with the S. 11th and Willis Church of Christ. They were instrumental in beginning the deaf ministry at Willis in 1971. Ruth traveled to Kenya to work with the deaf in 1987, '89, and '91. After Willis started building Sam's Place, an orphanage for deaf children in Kenya, she taught Willis women how to quilt."

Which makes Wedge's "I was deaf and my horrible cult stopped me from doing ASL and told me it was government devices in my teeth" claim kind of spurious. Two of his grandparents, in the same "cult" he was in, worked with deaf kids for an extended period of time. Two of his cousins are ASL interpreters for hospitals, for fuck's sake. The idea that they were like "no, fuck James in particular, if he learns ASL it's the work of the devil" is absolutely ridiculous.

Question for the Wedge scholars: am I getting mixed up, or has Wedge been talking about how he eventually wants his own neovagina, and the orchiectomy is a stepping stone?

He definitely talked about vaginoplasty (here, and he's even got a consult for it, though I don't think that's the tweet that was originally posted here; "GCS" = gender confirmation surgery = "bottom surgery" aka the big dick snip), but it wasn't with huge enthusiasm - context-wise, from the tweet that was posted here, I think the general agreement was that he's not terribly fussed about getting an amhole, it's just cope because his asshole his broke (and/or because just taking hormones isn't giving him appropriate amounts of AGP coom any more, I guess).

 

[Doodle]

Outstanding work. Mr Blasingame reads the thread and will be thrilled with your research.
A couple of interesting tidbits:
He ranked 4th in his high school class.
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A pdf of his book is on the archive of his website. From the introduction:

Mission accomplished, Mr Blasingame. You went from promising student with a loving family and religious community to a fake-deaf castrated tranny clown prostitute living on skid row. You are destroyed, and God is probably pissed.

Alright I skimmed the few chapters that were written and there are a lot of interesting things going on and I want to get my writing analysis hat on. Looking at the table of contents I am unsure if there are more parts that are written and that this PDF is just a snippet of something much larger or if he is planning out content ahead of when it was actually written. If someone finds a bigger version I would like to look at it.. Now with that out of the way lets get to it.

Summary of "Animus aufero".

Spoiler: Synopsis of Animus aufero

The title literally means "I snatch away something, the animus". Bad latin aside, it likely means " I snatch away the animus". Animus can mean a lot of things. It can mean soul, it can mean emotions. In Jungian psychology it also represents the "masculine" part of a woman's brain.

The almost 16 narrator Kevin Creston muses about getting his driver's license and the importance of Groundhog's Day while he is processing the emotions of going to a funeral for his mother. She was the breadwinner for the family and was an oncologist. In the wake of her death his artist father who never worked a day in his life (except I guess being in the military since he had access to the GI Bill to help him through college) has to support the family. The narrator relates how much of a failure his father is for not being able to work or make money off his paintings. All of these thoughts he is having at the funeral.

The author has a neat little metaphor he uses. He introduces "the crows" at the funeral at the beginning but the more he explains them you realize that they are the mourners dressed in black at the funeral. He hates them for their attempts to comfort him or for having "crocodile tears" during the funeral because he doesn't think they are sincere.

Now back at the house, the narrator wishes his mother would hold him like when he was a baby and how much the hundreds of hugs he got at the funeral pale in comparison. The narrator also explains how the clutter in the house gives him comfort in some weird way because he doesn't like open spaces.

Anyway a mysterious call comes in from some guy who wants to talk to the narrator's father. His father apparently just got a 50k Euro salary to work as a night guard at an art museum in Bucharest. The narrator takes some jabs at the public school system and then looks forward to a better life half a world away.

Edit: Sorry don't know how I missed chapter three. The narrator wakes up in the middle of the night and there is a metallic smell in the air. He turns the light on and notices that blood is everwhere. At first he thinks its coming from him but notices it's dripping down from the upstairs room.

I won't be an A-log here but the writing is incoherent in a lot of places and could obviously do with more focused writing and many drafts. That being said I think it's pretty clear that the author struggled a lot with the death of his sister. As someone who has lost loved ones in my life I can say that I do sympathize. That being said though, it reads a lot like someone's therapy journal where they are trying to just free-form write their raw emotions down rather than an attempt to tell a story. The first chapter is actually not all that bad from an emotional-point of view if you try and find the meaning behind a lot of the fluff about criticizing society for groundhog's day or entrusting him with driving a car at 16. I thought the crow metaphor was actually pretty clever.

I think it's interesting that, in light of what we know about the author, that he switched the gender roles of his narrator's parents. His father is the worthless artist who can't hold a job down while his mother was the put together smart bookish type who made all the money being a doctor. There might be some type of psychology going on here but what do I know.

Anyway, the entire tone of the book changes from an emotional Steinbeck-like world of magical realism to a Harry Potter-like call to adventure as they pack up for a to-good-to-be true mysterious job in Romania.

Edit: I originally didn't see Chapter 3 at the bottom of the PDF so I reread it. It's only like 3 pages but it describes how the author wakes up in the middle of the night and the stale smell of metal is in the air. He turns the lights on and realizes that there is blood splattered everywhere and was pooling on his floor. He thinks it's himself at first but realizes that it's coming from upstairs.

I am unsure exactly what this means but as long as this isn't a "haha bait and switch it was all a dream" type thing, then it is highly likely that his father committed suicide and was lying about his to-good-to-be-true job offer. I suppose we won't know unless there is more written.

If it is indeed true that his father committed suicide and it wasn't a dream and lied about his job offer then it speaks pretty grimly about how bad of a father figure this character is. It's hard sometimes to draw direct analogies between an author and their character, but if this is simply an extension of the author's feelings for his own father figure (or perhaps mother figure considering the gender inversion) then it doesn't speak very highly of that person.

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

Yeah, but he's got a Hebrew tattoo and uses some pretty Jewish/Torah-specific language (or at least, shit that's not common in mainstream fundie Christianty, at any rate) on twitter. Seems less "the Jews killed the son of God" style Christian antisemitism, and more like the weird Christian Identity/Messianic Jews style Christian-Judaic crossover. The church has sermons up on youtube, but I love myself too much to listen to them for clues.

From here, which is his wife's obit: "Ross and Ruth moved to Abilene in 1970 and began worshiping with the S. 11th and Willis Church of Christ. They were instrumental in beginning the deaf ministry at Willis in 1971. Ruth traveled to Kenya to work with the deaf in 1987, '89, and '91. After Willis started building Sam's Place, an orphanage for deaf children in Kenya, she taught Willis women how to quilt."

Which makes Wedge's "I was deaf and my horrible cult stopped me from doing ASL and told me it was government devices in my teeth" claim kind of spurious. Two of his grandparents, in the same "cult" he was in, worked with deaf kids for an extended period of time. Two of his cousins are ASL interpreters for hospitals, for fuck's sake. The idea that they were like "no, fuck James in particular, if he learns ASL it's the work of the devil" is absolutely ridiculous.

I was actually talking about it being a post-departure thing--as in, the antisemitism came after he left, as part of his whole rebellion not-a-phase idiocy.

But the rest makes me think we also should not trust a damn thing at all that Wedge tells us. Some of what you've put together has left it so I will not be that surprised if some of the weird timeline is not intentional and trying to throw people off, as the age at which the downward spiral started isn't actually that off for it being schizophrenia, and that definitely would give a lot of reasons for why it was so hard for him to get the orchi. The only way you'd survive the potential lawsuit if your patient got on meds and lucid is if you could prove you did it because it limited harm to the patient--that it was that or let the patient DIY this shit. (But if it's schizophrenia, that also means we cannot trust anything on only just his word.)

 

[Aunt Carol]

The idea that they were like "no, fuck James in particular, if he learns ASL it's the work of the devil" is absolutely ridiculous.

TBF I can understand this sentiment.

He definitely talked about vaginoplasty (here, and he's even got a consult for it, though I don't think that's the tweet that was originally posted here; "GCS" = gender confirmation surgery = "bottom surgery" aka the big dick snip), but it wasn't with huge enthusiasm - context-wise, from the tweet that was posted here, I think the general agreement was that he's not terribly fussed about getting an amhole, it's just cope because his asshole his broke (and/or because just taking hormones isn't giving him appropriate amounts of AGP coom any more, I guess).

Personal revelation, after some self-reflection: it turns out I have so much more respect for a clown prostitute, one who goes all-in on the clown schtick, than I do for a troon. If Wedge just went around in his mime/Cirque-level makeup all the time, I would just think "huh, OK. Man, I should watch Shakes the Clown again."

This isn't to say that Wedge is currently an adequate clown prostitute. I'd want to see erotic balloon animals, honking dildo, big shoe/dick jokes, pulling flags-of-all-nations from an anus, I dunno...seltzer-squirting falsies? I'm not the clown expert here; Wedge should be on top of this schtick.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

Some of what you've put together has left it so I will not be that surprised if some of the weird timeline is not intentional and trying to throw people off, as the age at which the downward spiral started isn't actually that off for it being schizophrenia, and that definitely would give a lot of reasons for why it was so hard for him to get the orchi.

I think some of his issues getting the orchi were just "people not filing the right paperwork", which like... global pandemic, doctors have better things to do than lop your balls off. That said, I didn't get schizo vibes from anything he's posted - other than the "government in my teeth" thing, he seems too lucid and coherently written and non-paranoid (by troon standards, anyways) to be a schizo. Might just be very well-controlled with medication, but schizos are known for going off their meds intermittently so I'd have thought I'd see something still.

I'd personally put the timeline down to exaggeration. The bits where dates don't line up are always the bits where it'd be cooler if he exaggerated - spending a longer time in the cult, spending five years dating men before flouncing at his parents about being gay, being out as trans for even longer. I think he's just stretching times and dates to make stuff seem more impressive or serious imho.

 

[Gone Ham]

TBF I can understand this sentiment.

Personal revelation, after some self-reflection: it turns out I have so much more respect for a clown prostitute, one who goes all-in on the clown schtick, than I do for a troon. If Wedge just went around in his mime/Cirque-level makeup all the time, I would just think "huh, OK. Man, I should watch Shakes the Clown again."

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This isn't to say that Wedge is currently an adequate clown prostitute. I'd want to see erotic balloon animals, honking dildo, big shoe/dick jokes, pulling flags-of-all-nations from an anus, I dunno...seltzer-squirting falsies? I'm not the clown expert here; Wedge should be on top of this schtick.

What the genuine fuck did you just put into my head

 

[Aunt Carol]

What the genuine fuck did you just put into my head

Rate me optimistic, I guess, but when someone says "clown sex worker," it creates a certain expectation.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

From here, which is his wife's obit: "Ross and Ruth moved to Abilene in 1970 and began worshiping with the S. 11th and Willis Church of Christ. They were instrumental in beginning the deaf ministry at Willis in 1971. Ruth traveled to Kenya to work with the deaf in 1987, '89, and '91. After Willis started building Sam's Place, an orphanage for deaf children in Kenya, she taught Willis women how to quilt."

Which makes Wedge's "I was deaf and my horrible cult stopped me from doing ASL and told me it was government devices in my teeth" claim kind of spurious. Two of his grandparents, in the same "cult" he was in, worked with deaf kids for an extended period of time. Two of his cousins are ASL interpreters for hospitals, for fuck's sake. The idea that they were like "no, fuck James in particular, if he learns ASL it's the work of the devil" is absolutely ridiculous

I can actually believe that his family didn't want him to use ASL. As previously mentioned he's only slightly hard of hearing. They probably got fed up with their son who's perfectly able to hear wanting to only communicate through ASL.

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

I think some of his issues getting the orchi were just "people not filing the right paperwork", which like... global pandemic, doctors have better things to do than lop your balls off. That said, I didn't get schizo vibes from anything he's posted - other than the "government in my teeth" thing, he seems too lucid and coherently written and non-paranoid (by troon standards, anyways) to be a schizo. Might just be very well-controlled with medication, but schizos are known for going off their meds intermittently so I'd have thought I'd see something still.

I'd personally put the timeline down to exaggeration. The bits where dates don't line up are always the bits where it'd be cooler if he exaggerated - spending a longer time in the cult, spending five years dating men before flouncing at his parents about being gay, being out as trans for even longer. I think he's just stretching times and dates to make stuff seem more impressive or serious imho.

Yeah, that's actually a thing in schizophrenia. Paranoia isn't required, the disconnect from reality is. Somebody who is obvious schizophrenic to everybody is really far gone, while Wedge may still be mostly there. Admittedly, working out any of this is a bitch when, well, the person in question is a troon. But if Wedge really is believing he had PiV with Kev and creampied Kev when Kev's amhole is non-functional and Wedge doesn't have the anatomy for doing creampies anymore...

I think we can safely say that there definitely is a disconnect from reality.

As for not filing the right paperwork: balls that are sus (cancerous, infected, necrotic, suspected of any of the above) can be gotten done in a week if the ORs are open. But the paperwork would require things like showing that this is...well...not just "LOL I wanna cut off somebody's balls!" and the patient is giving full, proper consent. If there's doubts about the patient's mental health being up to snuff...

That's why I said that self-admitted mental health issues would have been causing Wedge problems there. Consider the shitshow it could end up being for the doctor (and hospital) if you had somebody who has multiple personalities and they didn't all agree with the bottom surgery.