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CosplayLori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies
What have these idiots been up to? We've got some bullshit to catch up on so let's get this shitshow started.
Lori's 36th Birthday: She turns 36 on April 16th so happy birthday, Lorena! She even picked out the perfect outfit to celebrate her legacy. May time be as kind to Lori as she has been to others.
"Moooo ~ cow print is so much fun, especially when it's fuzzy Do you like my little plushie!? ^_^"
- Lori the Lolcow View attachment 2091774 Pedobait: Despite being another step closer to 40, Lori continues to churn out pedobait for degenerates.
New Lori Dildo Video: GOOD NEWS, KEVIN - THERE'S NO INSERTION IN THIS ONE.
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Kevin Needs A Job: Thanks to @urine_county for this gem. Kevin can impress potential bosses by adding "Lori's bitchboy" to his resume.
"I need a new part time job that pays $15+ asap. Any leads would be appreciated, I have 2 years of supervisor experience. has to have good management. I'm really tired of being a good worker and not being appreciated." - Kevin View attachment 2091896
"If you know anyone who wants a prop made by me tell them to hmu. Think I'm finally going to get into commissions. Its time I started working for myself."- Kevin View attachment 2091897
"I care about Lori, my family and our animals more than anything or anyone. I'll do anything to protect them." - Kevin View attachment 2091898 Kevin Cobain: Thanks for finding these gems, @Doctor Kitty. I wonder what Kevin did to earn the privilege of sitting on Lori's "bed studio" for a few minutes. Is it just me or does he look like a weeby yet equally disturbed Kurt Cobain? Lori's "unique" personality would be perfect for a Courtney Love skinwalk. Couples goals!
"Tfw she lets you bomb the bed studio XD Quality fit from guapi, kicks are Jeremy Scott's" - Kevin View attachment 2091824
Guapi Rainbow Reflective Puffer Jacket = $400 USD
But I thought Kevin needed a job ASAP... View attachment 2091885
@Doctor Kitty has a great post here that provides a comprehensive breakdown of Kevin's ridiculous ensemble.
EDIT: Lori's pink "bed studio" seems to be...deflating? View attachment 2091755 Recent Comments: Comments to and from Lori on social media are always interesting so here are a few nuggets of joy.
"Holy shit she's [Lori] still on her bullshit? I read about her on Fandom_Wank back in the day. I figured that with time she would mellow out and become a functional adult. But nope, she's still like this." - YouTube User View attachment 2091762
IG User: "I love your long legs" Lori: "for being 5 ft I'm proportioned well ~" View attachment 2091869
Miscellanea: More of the usual bullshit for your perusal.
Lori has a fancy new set of talons to show off. Did Kevin pay for these with his third minimum wage job? View attachment 2091751
Kevin is still delusional and thinks Vamplette is out to get him. Maybe he was allowed to write his crazy diary shit again after refollowing Lori and liking her birthday post.
Kevin is still delusional and thinks Vamplette is out to get him. Maybe he was allowed to write his crazy diary shit again after refollowing Lori and liking her birthday post.
Thanks for spotting this delicious new Kevin rant, @Buttercup. As always, here's a transcript for archival purposes:
"I woke up to think just how big we could be by now if people didn't mess with us.
Your friends don't own you. Whether you think Lori 'pushed' me away from my friends or whether you think it's just unfortunate that literally not a single friend gave her a chance, it was never okay to call her bad things in the past. And it was never okay to get you and your fake accounts to try to 'cancel' someone you don't like for personal reasons in 2021. People are out here getting killed for nothing and you care whos on my friends list? STFU!
She [Lori] worked hard as fuck for what she has she didn't have popular friends to mooch off of.
It's super cowardly of Vamplette or anyone involved to take her issues up with people who sponsor my fiance. If you don't like the way someone treated me, take it up with ME. Else mind your business please."
- Kevin
"I woke up to think just how big we could be by now if people didn't mess with us." Lmao Kevin is such a gift. I'm glad he woke up and decided to post on Facebook. I truly hope he keeps on sharing.
Wanted to pick everyone’s brain about this since I saw it posted on LC:
“She was irrelevant up until three years ago. No one cared what she was doing and she was making her Etsy crafts. The only reason anyone started doing any digging is because he was so open on social media about their first breakup and that she cheated on him, stole his car, and made him stab himself.
Lori would probably had been able to shed her previous reputation and flown under the radar if not for Kevin. She probably blames him every single day.”
How do you guys feel about this? Because I personally believe it. I didn’t know who Lori was until Kevin was open about it. There’s a lot of oldfags running around but a lot of people are new and only had discovered the terrible rabbit hole after Kevin had cried wolf. I think a lot of his former friends are here, which is sad.
I think Lori does blame him for tanking her reputation even further and it’s just so much easier for him to publicly blame Vamplette or Momokun because he can’t ever take any responsibility, nor does he want to believe the truth.
Lori’s past would have caught up with her eventually if she didn’t have Kevin. Especially if she had “made it big.” But she would have only had herself to blame for it.
Kevin killed any sort of “influencer” career she could have had. Because he was already sperging on social media about how bad their relationship was even before she tried to go down that route. Her reputation among people who didn’t even know her or her past was already trashed because of him.
Wanted to pick everyone’s brain about this since I saw it posted on LC:
“She was irrelevant up until three years ago. No one cared what she was doing and she was making her Etsy crafts. The only reason anyone started doing any digging is because he was so open on social media about their first breakup and that she cheated on him, stole his car, and made him stab himself.
Lori would probably had been able to shed her previous reputation and flown under the radar if not for Kevin. She probably blames him every single day.”
How do you guys feel about this? Because I personally believe it. I didn’t know who Lori was until Kevin was open about it. There’s a lot of oldfags running around but a lot of people are new and only had discovered the terrible rabbit hole after Kevin had cried wolf. I think a lot of his former friends are here, which is sad.
I think Lori does blame him for tanking her reputation even further and it’s just so much easier for him to publicly blame Vamplette or Momokun because he can’t ever take any responsibility, nor does he want to believe the truth.
Lori’s past would have caught up with her eventually if she didn’t have Kevin. Especially if she had “made it big.” But she would have only had herself to blame for it.
Kevin killed any sort of “influencer” career she could have had. Because he was already sperging on social media about how bad their relationship was even before she tried to go down that route. Her reputation among people who didn’t even know her or her past was already trashed because of him.
I believe it, I think what really catapulted Lori into the spotlight again as a psycho bitch of a cow was the picture of Kevin having stabbed his leg open because of her. It was shocking imagery that got injected into the lolcow.farm thread which started out as nostalgia about an oldcow. That's why he routinely starts bleating on social media about how if people really believe victims they should believe him when he says he's not a victim. He knows all the modern-day evidence of Lori being an abuser comes from him. The story about Momokun hacking him probably comes from that Reddit post where a friend of his got access to his text messages and became concerned for him seeing what his relationship was like.
And Kevin is well and truly fucked because he doesn't have any desire to leave the relationship. The only standing up for himself he does is against "the haters" who make fun of him and Lori or call them (mostly Lori) piece of shit human beings. He probably also became a narc (though you could say the disposition to was always there) to protect himself from Lori. Nothing is ever his fault, his friends are all wrong for leaving him and not giving his abusive gf a chance, it wasn't his posts that ruined Lori's relationship and made everyone see her as an abusive cunt, it was big cosplayers like Moo and Vamps spreading slander.
New Lori Videos: Do you like awful things? Then you're gonna love these. Prepare yourself for beef flaps, grotesque mugging for the camera, and lots of tweaky twitching. I think it's time for Lori to go to crackhead rehab like Kevin. Don't do drugs, kids.
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New Lori Videos: Do you like awful things? Then you're gonna love these. Prepare yourself for lots of tweaky twitching and grotesque mugging for the camera. Don't do drugs, kids.
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Wearing the cow outfit for her 36th birthday, flashing her cooch, Jesus Christ. I have second hand embarrassment watching these. Maybe she has a humiliation fetish? Or more likely a substance abuse problem.
eta: she painted her toenails, lol. Reading here confirmed.
New Lori Videos: Do you like awful things? Then you're gonna love these. Prepare yourself for lots of tweaky twitching and grotesque mugging for the camera. Don't do drugs, kids.
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Wanted to pick everyone’s brain about this since I saw it posted on LC:
“She was irrelevant up until three years ago. No one cared what she was doing and she was making her Etsy crafts. The only reason anyone started doing any digging is because he was so open on social media about their first breakup and that she cheated on him, stole his car, and made him stab himself.
Lori would probably had been able to shed her previous reputation and flown under the radar if not for Kevin. She probably blames him every single day.”
How do you guys feel about this? Because I personally believe it. I didn’t know who Lori was until Kevin was open about it. There’s a lot of oldfags running around but a lot of people are new and only had discovered the terrible rabbit hole after Kevin had cried wolf. I think a lot of his former friends are here, which is sad.
I think Lori does blame him for tanking her reputation even further and it’s just so much easier for him to publicly blame Vamplette or Momokun because he can’t ever take any responsibility, nor does he want to believe the truth.
Lori’s past would have caught up with her eventually if she didn’t have Kevin. Especially if she had “made it big.” But she would have only had herself to blame for it.
Kevin killed any sort of “influencer” career she could have had. Because he was already sperging on social media about how bad their relationship was even before she tried to go down that route. Her reputation among people who didn’t even know her or her past was already trashed because of him.
I believe it too. I’ve known Lori since 2012 Ish and really around that time she was calm with Steven and seemed to be doing good for herself. She was working at Kohl’s and actually holding that job down. Enter Rikki and even though he treated her like shit he never opened his mouth on the internet like Kevin. Lori did though so at the time I felt bad for her but I also felt like she was getting karma.
Kevin blasting all their shit in FB confirmed for me that Lori did not change from her past and was actually even worse and more psychotic then I had ever known. So yes thanks Kevin for bringing her abuse to the for front so that millinials and gen z who don’t fuck around are aware of the trash your with. No one will ever feel sorry for either of them and what’s worse Kevin’s followers on IG is dropping like flies and no one interacts with him because he went from the victim to being the boy who cried wolf.
When he is in good terms with her it’s everyone else’s fault, and when he isn’t she is abusive bitch and withholding sex from him.
As far as sponsors go one of them wasn’t even cow tipped, but it was her nasty ass peto baiting photo that had people who didn’t even know her saying it was cringe and making them uncomfortable so they hurried and took her photo down and we haven’t heard of them since. So Lori is also responsible for that shit. No one wants to see a grown as woman playing like she is 12.
I've been wondering for awhile, are there male posters in this thread? Is any of this stuff actually enticing?
She really looks like she's on drugs or something. Just look at her body movements in the cow and easter videos without focusing on her face. It's like she has tourettes or something.
I've been wondering for awhile, are there male posters in this thread? Is any of this stuff actually enticing?
She really looks like she's on drugs or something. Just look at her body movements in the cow and easter videos without focusing on her face. It's like she has tourettes or something.
It's funny, at first I thought Kevin was in over his head and felt sort of bad for the guy ending up in a relationship with a psycho. As time goes on and he spergs more and more it becomes clearer that these two are equally retarded and pathetic.
She probably could have flown mostly under the radar with this new uwu bb thing she's doing because she's unrecognizable to anyone who would have known her from the Usagi days. She never would have "made it big" but she wouldn't have lost the few sponsorships she was able to get. Then comes Kevin, the golden cow with the golden shoes. Idk how many of you here have heard of her before this thread but I hadn't. This thread is my first exposure to her and it was interesting to me because of the crossover with Moo. Which is who's fault? Kevin. Kevin is the center of the current wave of backlash, the drama with Moo and Vamps, the leaked texts, all the Facebook updates telling us she's cheating or broke their computer or whatever.
It's almost as if Kevin IS her karma.
Too immature to deal with anything on his own, always involving others in their bullshit. This thread wouldn't be as interesting without him and I can't wait to see what happens in the next episode.
I had no idea who Lori was before this thread as well
@2020chan you hit the nail on the head, Lori would probably have small to moderate "e-fame," but with SEO, googling Lori Lewd or Lorena (Lori) Cerda directs the general public here, sooner or later.
Fingers crossed for another Kevin ragefest soon! I hope he tags Moo or Vamp, or some of the sponsors she's lost.
Lori's 36th Birthday: She turns 36 on April 16th so happy birthday, Lorena! She even picked out the perfect outfit to celebrate her legacy. May time be as kind to Lori as she has been to others.
Do you like my little plushie!? ^_^"
