The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[The Last Boyscout]

on the above topic, I had originally picked the 'Electrical fire' in the poll, but I switched it up to 'Alpacas uprising', purely because of a supernatural wish fulfillment for it to happen in combo with previous poll's 'Dead alpacas ghost' and as a result of the troons' own sins like so:

when there is no more room in hell, the dead alpacas will walk the Tranch.

 

[Cranky Hermit]

I wish you were right, because it'd be a better death for the alpacas.

Although this would be an obvious solution to you, me and the Donner Party, I suspect that they're too incompetent to be this conniving, and are eating Hot Pockets while the alpacas die unnoticed.

This going to be extremely morbid but
I've seen animals die from neglect. Slaughtering is a mercy compared to that. These are exactly the type of stupid lazy fucks that I've seen let an animal waste away.

 

[AnOminous]

This going to be extremely morbid but
I've seen animals die from neglect. Slaughtering is a mercy compared to that. These are exactly the type of stupid lazy fucks that I've seen let an animal waste away.

This shit reminds me of when that idiotic British neo-Nazi @EasyPeasy (lolcow thread here) let his llamas starve to death because he was too busy smoking meth to take care of them. These troons are each individually worse than that motherfucker, who only let about six llamas die. Each of them personally will be responsible for at least a dozen. Meanwhile they sit around smoking ditch weed and playing vidya.

 

[Gone Ham]

This shit reminds me of when that idiotic British neo-Nazi @EasyPeasy (lolcow thread here) let his llamas starve to death because he was too busy smoking meth to take care of them. These troons are each individually worse than that motherfucker, who only let about six llamas die. Each of them personally will be responsible for at least a dozen. Meanwhile they sit around smoking ditch weed and playing vidya.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions

 

[SIGSEGV]

The road to hell is paved with good intentions

And meth.

 

[Ghostse]

The tranch has tweeted out the slightly suspect article on them that doesn't fully portray them as sane over 4 times in the last 6 hours.


Also RIP the Troon Tub(x). It was unironically destroyed by their own incompetence, as iirc it worked when they go there
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Troonblinka had the skillet. Alpacaschwitz has this hot tub.

RIP Hottub. Your struggles with fat tranny taint are now over.

 

[hot hot leg]

So the first thing in the article is these freaks encounter a neighbor returning home and practically just start shooting at them for no reason:

Utter fucking lunatics.

The best part:

When they felt threatened, their neighbors offered help.

I wonder if the neighbors offering to help were the same neighbors they mistook for a right-wing death squad.

 

[Red Mask]

If animal cruelty through neglect can be proven, couldn’t they be charged for that? Can’t wait to see what martyr BS would happen when authorities are finally involved. “BOO HOO! Trans people are incarcerated at twice the rate!” Which, of course, reeks of BS to me.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

The best part:

I wonder if the neighbors offering to help were the same neighbors they mistook for a right-wing death squad.

That’s the thing; they keep posting an article that shows the local community being indifferent to them AT WORST but because they’ve picked up on the fact that Twitter is still obsessed with punching imaginary Nazis, they need to at least keep up the pretense that they’re in hostile territory.

 

[Baloney Face]

Maybe the neighbors aren't on Twitter?

Just sayin'

 

[Gone Ham]

tbh, I'm surprised none of the neighbors have joined the thread

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Maybe one day we'll get our own WGKitty.

 

[Law]

A lesbian couple having a child between only themselves is significantly more likely to happen in the near future though.[/URL]

This would cause autogynephiles to seethe with envy even more than they already do.

it would be no shock if they were dumb enough to start eating the herd.

Considering that all we've seen of their cooking so far is "giant cold pan of raw eggs on crusty stove", " a disturbing amount of sausage", and "giant bowl of shredded orange cheese"? They don't have the skills to turn an alpaca into usable meat.

Also I'm sure that transwomen are incarcerated at a higher rate than actual women. Transwomen are mentally ill men, and they retain the criminality patterns of mentally ill men.

 

[Cranky Hermit]

They don't have the skills to turn an alpaca into usable meat.

People like Penny and Kev-Kev? That may be true but it won't stop them from trying to eat it.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

A fistful of Transformers
For a few Transformers more
The Lube, the Gimp, and the Am Hole

High Plains Coomer
Am Holeino
Dilate 'em Wide
Penny's Heroes
Forgive me Clint Eastwood, please forgive me
Two 'Pacas for Brother Bonny
The Fedposter J Bean

The Twenty Thousand Dollar "Baby"

Dirty Kevryn

High Plains Grifter

 

[BlerdBjern]

This would cause autogynephiles to seethe with envy even more than they already do.

See? win/win!

Lesbians get to have their own kids, AGP's are continually reminded that they are failures at life, and we get to laugh at the AGPs!

Isn't science wonderful?

 

[Karen™]

Can one of the cowboys in this thread please confirm that this is a normal ranching thing?

 

[vulg]

Can one of the cowboys in this thread please confirm that this is a normal ranching thing?

depends if you use a saddle or not

oh, they meant the animal

 

[Marissa Moira]

Honestly this whole set up will probably be done in by their own negligence before the feds can even fly in a tank to break down their doors.

That hot tub has exposed wiring since it's never been managed, they fill it up and hop in, you're going to get a big pot of troon soup.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Can one of the cowboys in this thread please confirm that this is a normal ranching thing?

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I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt here and believe that the prolapse is from lambing, and not a Trancher getting too friendly with the sheep.