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[Bees in the marmalade]

Can one of the cowboys in this thread please confirm that this is a normal ranching thing?

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I know farm animals are different to pets but the fact this animal has a medical issue that sounds quite unpleasant and painful and their orbiter's response is to fetishize it and talk about thongs is just... yep. Par for the course.

But hey, sounds like there's more lambs for them to kill with their negligence.

 

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I know farm animals are different to pets but the fact this animal has a medical issue that sounds quite unpleasant and painful and their orbiter's response is to fetishize it and talk about thongs is just... yep. Par for the course.

But hey, sounds like there's more lambs for them to kill with their negligence.

I was thinking the same thing. Nothing is safe from any discussion wrapping around back to their fetishes or sexuality, no matter how unrelated, grotesque, or mundane. I'd find anyone who tries to make any subject gravitate towards a specific topic, but the fact their topic of choice is something they got off to is what makes it horrible. It's not particularly bad in this instance, but it happens more often than I'd like, which is more than never.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Can one of the cowboys in this thread please confirm that this is a normal ranching thing?

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Even when talking about sheep prolapses they immediately veer off into weird coomer talk.

 

[Small-arms Supremacy]

Can one of the cowboys in this thread please confirm that this is a normal ranching thing?

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Is it too late to change my death pool prediction from suicide to getting Mr. Handsd by an alpaca?

 

[AnOminous]

I was thinking the same thing. Nothing is safe from any discussion wrapping around back to their fetishes or sexuality, no matter how unrelated, grotesque, or mundane. I'd find anyone who tries to make any subject gravitate towards a specific topic, but the fact their topic of choice is something they got off to is what makes it horrible. It's not particularly bad in this instance, but it happens more often than I'd like, which is more than never.

These disgusting troons are getting off to dying, starving, abused animals, and they think this is totally great, and the "news" is even supporting them.

 

[Fictional Character]

We're assuming the numbers they're giving are accurate. I wouldn't trust these one of these men to count his dick without making a mistake.

It wouldn't be the worst mistake they made concerning their dicks.

Honestly this whole set up will probably be done in by their own negligence before the feds can even fly in a tank to break down their doors.

That hot tub has exposed wiring since it's never been managed, they fill it up and hop in, you're going to get a big pot of troon soup.

First the alpacas start dying off and now this. The land keeps providing them with more and more food sources.

 

[Spooky Space Kook]

Even when talking about sheep prolapses they immediately veer off into weird coomer talk.

It because they are such extreme gynophiles that they don't care whether it's a human or not. They get off just talking about. They way I which they talk about this animals medical condition runs in the same vein of the zoophiles. They can't have a mature conversation without it veering off into dog or child molestation territory. Just wait and see if any <3 =3 faggotry pops up and we might be on to something.

 

[Cash Pope]

It because they are such extreme gynophiles that they don't care whether it's a human or not. They get off just talking about. They way I which they talk about this animals medical condition runs in the same vein of the zoophiles. They can't have a mature conversation without it veering off into dog or child molestation territory. Just wait and see if any <3 =3 faggotry pops up and we might be on to something.

Kinda reminds of the debate whether Mr Hands and the other people in that zoofucker club were actually into horses or just liked giant cocks up the ass.

Honestly this whole set up will probably be done in by their own negligence before the feds can even fly in a tank to break down their doors.

That hot tub has exposed wiring since it's never been managed, they fill it up and hop in, you're going to get a big pot of troon soup.

Sounds like something straight out of a Hitman level, I can just see Diana saying "That jacuzzi looks awfully suspicious. Surely there's a screwdriver nearby."

 

[Prolego]

Can one of the cowboys in this thread please confirm that this is a normal ranching thing?

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Sometimes it just happens. Most sheep farms will see a case or two a year. You either just push it in and put a couple of chunky stitches across the vagina to stop it falling out again (rules about vet involvement vary and may or may not be followed - lots of farmers just do it themselves) , or stick on one of these gadgets. You then keep a close eye on said ewe and clip the stitches or take off the harness when she starts to show signs of being about to give birth. If it's happened once it's very likely to happen again, so these ewes get sent to the butchers later in the year rather than being bred again.

https://www.fwi.co.uk/livestock/husbandry/livestock-lambing/step-step-guide-dealing-vaginal-prolapse-sheep

On the positive side, at least someone will be able to help if Kevin's cock falls out.

 

[Hackallier]

Since we haven't gotten any update on the lambs that the ewes "rejected" and they had to take in, I'm going to assume they are all dead now.

 

[Ghostse]

Since we haven't gotten any update on the lambs that the ewes "rejected" and they had to take in, I'm going to assume they are all dead now.

Given all the sheep-fuckers who were saying the lambs were showing signs of starvation and didn't get supplementary first-milk to kickstart their digestive systems, I'm pretty sure that's accurate. Which is all the more horrible because I'd buy the first one they took in was legitimately rejected (likely because as pointed out earlier, mom likely stressed and/or starving) and then the other troons saw it and said "I want one!", and stole the rest from the ewes before they had chance to reject them.

 

[TowinKarz]

Given all the sheep-fuckers who were saying the lambs were showing signs of starvation and didn't get supplementary first-milk to kickstart their digestive systems, I'm pretty sure that's accurate. Which is all the more horrible because I'd buy the first one they took in was legitimately rejected (likely because as pointed out earlier, mom likely stressed and/or starving) and then the other troons saw it and said "I want one!", and stole the rest from the ewes before they had chance to reject them.

And then abandoned them when the "cute" wore off and you realize, like all babies, lambs spend all their waking time either feeding or pooping.

Had to bottle-feed a rejected lamb (Mom had twins and couldn't count to "two", thought the second one was someone elses' ) and it's only "Dawwwwwww" the FIRST time. The rest of the time it's you as surrogate Mom, and all the work that entails, at least until they're strong enough to walk around on their own, then they'll at least come running for the bottle. Which happens pretty fast, but no doubt not fast enough for the "I wanna baby lamb, okay, that 20 seconds was all I really wanted" folk on that ranch.

God, I hate the ability to foresee what shitty people will do with 100% accuracy and be unable to stop them.... farming is NOT a Fleisher cartoon where everything is happy and content to the point of dancing around naturally.... there's a shit-ton of WORK and commitment involved. And animals bred for agriculture are usually hearty enough to survive most neglect (unfortunately) , but they sure don't THRIVE.

 

[Bibendum]

Can one of the cowboys in this thread please confirm that this is a normal ranching thing?

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Their demonstrated pattern of animal neglect and total ignorance of proper animal husbandry practices really make me furious. No surprise a bunch of AGPs are completely unaware of a relatively common though deeply unsexy pregnancy complication, but this is crucial stuff to know if they're going to be breeding farm animals. Had they given half a shit about doing it right, they'd have taken the time to research possible veterinary complications before lambing season -- and they would've learned that prolapse is largely due to abdominal strain in too-fat ewes, and that dietary controls should been implemented to lessen the likelihood of this happening. I couldn't be further from a farm-dweller, yet prior knowledge of female anatomy and a minute on Google were all it took to learn how best to preventatitvely address this problem.

 

[Old Fart]

Sometimes it just happens. Most sheep farms will see a case or two a year. You either just push it in and put a couple of chunky stitches across the vagina to stop it falling out again [...]

On the positive side, at least someone will be able to help if Kevin's cock falls out.

So push it back in and sew it closed? Sounds good.

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

Can one of the cowboys in this thread please confirm that this is a normal ranching thing?

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OH GOD! OH I'M PROOOOOLAPSING DYSPHORICALLYYYYY!
[Insert coomer image here]

 

[Guido Mista]

Sometimes it just happens. Most sheep farms will see a case or two a year. You either just push it in and put a couple of chunky stitches across the vagina to stop it falling out again (rules about vet involvement vary and may or may not be followed - lots of farmers just do it themselves) , or stick on one of these gadgets. You then keep a close eye on said ewe and clip the stitches or take off the harness when she starts to show signs of being about to give birth. If it's happened once it's very likely to happen again, so these ewes get sent to the butchers later in the year rather than being bred again.

https://www.fwi.co.uk/livestock/husbandry/livestock-lambing/step-step-guide-dealing-vaginal-prolapse-sheep

On the positive side, at least someone will be able to help if Kevin's cock falls out.

From that same article:

They will do absolutely nothing to prevent this from happening again-especially those last two points.

 

[RodgerDodger]

tbh, I'm surprised none of the neighbors have joined the thread

I'm surprised the neighbors haven't quietly nailed the doors shut and burned the place down. "Tranch? What Tranch?"

 

[stares at error messages]

This place is going to turn into Waco.

All's left to do is sit back and watch this tranny garbage fire burn.

 

[Schatzi Katze]

Since we haven't gotten any update on the lambs that the ewes "rejected" and they had to take in, I'm going to assume they are all dead now.

I do kinda wish some of the non-farmer watchers on Twitter would innocently ask about the lambs considering they posted about them pretty rapidfire for a few weeks there. For that matter I wonder what happened with all those baby chicks they got that they didn't have coops for.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This place is going to turn into Waco.

All's left to do is sit back and watch this tranny garbage fire burn.

I highly doubt it.

What will likely happen is that the animal carcasses will pile higher, the land gets more desolate, and the neighbors are driven out by their stupidity and the spreading desolation. Eventually, the troons will drift off in search of other places to destroy, leaving behind a sprawling ruin that may never be restored. And they'll never suffer so much as a stern word for their actions.