The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

Outcome?

  • Guilty of Murder

    Votes: 75 7.6%
  • Not Guilty of Murder (2nd/3rd), Guilty of Manslaughter

    Votes: 397 40.0%
  • Full Acquittal

    Votes: 221 22.3%
  • Mistrial

    Votes: 299 30.1%

  • Total voters
    992
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so who is the best bet to acquit on this line up?

the fact that there's more women than men is troubling, possibly more so than the number of POC on that jury

the chemist sounds promising, but the fact that they work in "environmental testing" and is in their 20s does not

number 9 sounds like absolute dog shit, mixed race who really wanted to be on this jury, uh oh
19, 27, 52, 55, and 131 are the best bets.

19: White, male, mid thirties, and stands to make bank if the city burns.
27: Blacks from Africa tend to HATE the blacks in the ghetto. The fact he was allowed in was a fuckup for the prosecution.
52: Black, but independently successful and out of the ghetto by that job. Successful blacks also tend to hate ghetto blacks.
55: White, older, healthcare means she'll understand more of how Floyd was just -fucked- medically.
131: White, male, and already planning to BTFO.


9, 44, 91, 92, 96, and 118 are the worst bets.

9: Holy shit what the fuck why didn't the defense get rid of this one? Female, Mixed-Race, and WANTS to be on the case? Every redflag possible.
44: Kids are roots, who might be hurt when the city burns. Female is more emotional. Middling age though.
91: Female and Black, marketing tends to not pay well enough to get out of the ghetto, and both grandkids and kids at the youth center to make worry work.
92: Female, white, not quite in the safe age range, would be in the unsure category but the love of Minnesota makes me think she has strong ties.
96: Female, white, in the good age range but "a passion for affordable housing" makes me think strong left leanings.
118: Female, white, -young-, a social worker, AND strong ties. She's as bad as 9.


2, 79, 85, and 89 are tossups.

2: Male and white, but young and environmental testing gives me vague left leaning (Though this isn't necessarily true, could be pollution testing for example which is common for industry business to use)
79: Black, but male and middling age. What makes him really a tossup is that "management" is just vague enough it could cover a few things which would put him into the "Well off black, therefore hates ghetto blacks" category. Worth noting, it says he's lived in Hennepin for two decades meaning he was born OUT of it. That's evidence towards him being a black who made it.
85: Female, mixed-race... doesn't say what mix though. If its white and hispanic you'll get very different results. Still, I lean towards her being in the bad camp.
89: White female, but in a middling age group and works in the medical field. Same medical boon has 55, but the description is a little too vague to lock this in.
 
so who is the best bet to acquit on this line up?
27 and 131

African dont like the victim mentality and want a working system
131 is already on his way out to somewhere safer.
the chemist sounds promising, but the fact that they work in "environmental testing" and is in their 20s does not
Environmental testing is the place for bottomfeeder but it shouldnt be to woke.

9: Holy shit what the fuck why didn't the defense get rid of this one? Female, Mixed-Race, and WANTS to be on the case? Every redflag possible.
Because she is a bitch and will screech. they know that they need a mistrial and a move to outside the city to win this case.
 
I'm betting it on not guilty, but I wish I could pair it with 'REEEEEEEEE!' because I have a sinking feeling something horrible will happen to Chauvin even if he gets not guilty.

Like maybe some black guy goes up to him acting like Boss Nigger and shoots him, leading to the black guy getting shot, the nation burns, and white people once again shit their pants and do nothing as Chauvin is recorded in history as guilty. Or a lynching that isn't called a lynching because he's white, half the country burns, news media gets gold medal at the special olympics for the mental gymnastics they do for them to say lynchings are empowering when blacks do it...

Overdramatic and way too doomer I know but it's clown world so the chances are not zero. Also I don't live in the states most affected so I got popcorn just in case.
Black people aren't good at planning shit out like that. Zimmerman and the rest all got away because the act of looking up where someone lives and hunting them down is far beyond the capabilities of even the angriest black man. If Chauvin puts on a new hat it'll be camouflage for the rest of his life.
 
27 and 131

African dont like the victim mentality and want a working system
131 is already on his way out to somewhere safer.

Environmental testing is the place for bottomfeeder but it shouldnt be to woke.


Because she is a bitch and will screech. they know that they need a mistrial and a move to outside the city to win this case.
Given the sheer number of blacks on the jury, I suspect that the defense had a plan and the woke prosecution bumbled into it. I... still don't know why 9 was let on, maybe the defense saw something in her I can't get from the record or perhaps it was a bone or smokescreen. But besides her, the majority of blacks in this are people that seem like they'll be the kind of blacks who hate the ghetto blacks.

It makes sense as a defense tactic. The woke prosecution will buy into the mindset that every black person is just like every other black person and their skin color will make them inherently sympathetic. Where as the defense might have known that in fact there are few people who hate ghetto blacks more than every single other type of black person.
 
Black people aren't good at planning shit out like that. Zimmerman and the rest all got away because the act of looking up where someone lives and hunting them down is far beyond the capabilities of even the angriest black man. If Chauvin puts on a new hat it'll be camouflage for the rest of his life.
yeah the nogs from the hood wont go out of their way to track him down. antifa will do it instead.
 
Anyone have a non-gay stream?
when it gets closer to starting in like 40 minutes there should be a sneedstream starting.

My balls are moistening with excitement

Could they possibly reach a verdict by today?

Doubt it. We've got closing arguments this morning, probably at least 10 breaks before the extended lunch break, then jury has to read instructions and start deliberating each charge.
 
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Could they possibly reach a verdict by today?
By the time the jury begins to deliberate, it'll be well into the evening and they'll all be shuffled off into the gay 90's. Male strippers will tantilize them with The Truth about Daddy Derek and Baby Monkey makes the slurpsie wurpsie oopsie poopsie all the time down there.

Armed with The Truth, the jurors will each be given a random weapon and instructed how to sodomize the other jurors. Only jurors will pure assholes can recieve Judge Cahill, who over the weekend has been shrunken down to the size of a mouse and plans to live out the rest of his life inside the crack (see: break) in only the purest jurors asshole. Once all jurors are raped or dead, the best butthole will be modified to become life-sustaining (like Derek Chauvin's) and house Judge Cahill. He will control the juror using a system of levers and pilot him like a gundam.

After that, the remaining jurors can take anywhere from 30 minutes to 30 years to reach a verdict. it's anyone's guess. Chances are you'll hear the verdict hours after the fact and not be there live on the edge of your seat, edging in your seat to patronize George Foloyd (who is edging in eternity, ensnared by the wicked psychosphere above and inside and around Minneanapolis)
 
Some people really live simple enough lives that playing ultimate frisby golf is the highlight of it. Personally, I think that's a good thing.
I used to work with someone a few years ago whom absolutely LOVED Ultimate Frisby Golf. Anytime it was brought up, that's all the conversation was about from that point on. Dude even travel to California to play that shit because apparently wherever he plays there it's more "spacious" than anywhere else.
 
Defense witness Barry Brodd's former house vandalized with severed pig head, front splattered with blood. A lot of mainstream news aren't showing the pictures. NYPost:
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Pig’s head left at former home of Derek Chauvin defense witness​

The one-time Northern California home of a use-of-force expert who testified for the defense at the murder trial of ex-cop Derek Chauvin was vandalized over the weekend — with a pig’s head and blood, police said.

Police said in a statement that they believe the Santa Rosa house was targeted because it was once the home of Barry Brodd, a retired cop who testified last week at Chauvin’s murder trial in the death of George Floyd.

“It appears the suspects in this vandalism were targeting Mr. Brodd for his testimony,” the department said. “Mr. Brodd has not lived at the residence for a number of years and is no longer a resident of California.”
“Because Mr. Brodd no longer lives in the city of Santa Rosa, it appears the victim was falsely targeted,” the statement said.
Police said they were called to the house shortly after 3 a.m. Saturday, and found a severed pig’s head on the front porch and blood smeared on the front of the house.

Cops also believe another vandalism attack about 45 minutes later was carried out by the same people.
Brodd, a former Santa Rosa police officer, testified Tuesday at Chauvin’s murder trial that he believes the ex-cop’s restraint of George Floyd was in keeping with proper police practice.

In a statement released after Brodd’s testimony, Santa Rosa Police Chief Rainer Navarro distanced himself from his department’s former officer.

“We are aware of former Santa Rosa Police Officer, Barry Brodd, providing testimony in the Derek Chauvin trial,” Navarro’s statement said.

“Mr. Brodd has not been employed by the department since 2004,” the chief wrote. “His comments do not reflect the values and beliefs of the Santa Rosa Police Department.
 
Defense witness Barry Brodd's former house vandalized with severed pig head, front splattered with blood. A lot of mainstream news aren't showing the pictures. NYPost:
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Imagine being vandalized by Just An Idea.

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“Mr. Brodd has not been employed by the department since 2004,” the chief wrote. “His comments do not reflect the values and beliefs of the Santa Rosa Police Department.
"Yeah, he's now a private citizen, but we're gonna ignore the death threats made against him because he doesn't work for us anymore and he reflect our values".

Fucking gutless cowards.
 
Personally, the prosecution failed to make its case. However, my inner doomer is expecting guilty on at least one charge. (Way too politically charged and intimidating to the jury.) The case is going to have to be settled in appeals years down the line when things cool down.

IMO the police Captain went full Judas 2.0 with throwing a officer under the bus like he did. Hope he can explain why the department is losing officers and failing to find new recruits when he pulled shit like that.
 
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so who is the best bet to acquit on this line up?

the fact that there's more women than men is troubling, possibly more so than the number of POC on that jury

the chemist sounds promising, but the fact that they work in "environmental testing" and is in their 20s does not

number 9 sounds like absolute dog shit, mixed race who really wanted to be on this jury, uh oh
Number 131 is the lynch pin for not-guilty/mistrial.
 
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