The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Rekkington]

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I say before you and God and these United States of America that Chuck was not at the front of the store. Chuck was not inside of the store. Chuck was nowhere even remotely close to the vicinity. As I stand here before you today I say, there is no evidence that Chuck even exists. Now the defense, the defense knows this. Mr Nelson's job it to tell you a lot of stories about what Chuck MAY have done and how he MAY have acted. But it's up to you, to search your soul, and look at the evidence presented. Have you really actually seen Chuck?"

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

They're going to chimp out either way.

They'll chimp out if Chauvin is found not guilty for obvious reasons. And they'll still chimp out even if he's found guilty. It's easy to know how these simple creatures think. With a not guilty verdict they'll chimp in celebration but they'll also chimp because they'll be thinking, "SEE! I told you he was murdered by these white supremacist motherfuckers! REEEEEEEEEE time to riot!!"

 

[Plunkie]

DO THE CHAUVIN SHIMMY YALL

 

[Rekkington]

Awesome, this nigga is putting the Police and the whole damn System on trial!

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

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so who is the best bet to acquit on this line up?

the fact that there's more women than men is troubling, possibly more so than the number of POC on that jury

the chemist sounds promising, but the fact that they work in "environmental testing" and is in their 20s does not

number 9 sounds like absolute dog shit, mixed race who really wanted to be on this jury, uh oh

"Male Black 30s" "a black man in his 30s". Has this person ever made a spreadsheet before?

 

[Terrorist]

They do live in their own ghettoes if they're Somalians resettled by Obama, which given that it's Minneapolis, it's more likely than not. Black Africans who choose to emigrate on their own to the US are more likely than not more educated and wealthier, and try to avoid the ghetto nonsense.

African immigrants tend to regress to the black mean over time, especially as standards for legal immigration lower in places like Minneapolis, and wealthier/college-educated blacks are often the most liberal and most politically passionate about causes like BLM (most BLM leaders come from that background - Caribbean/African diaspora are over-represented among them too). You could be right, but 9 is by no means an ace in the hole.

 

[PrinceofAllCucks]

This man is really trying to use Chauvin shifting his weight, as a normal person would when restraining someone in that position, as him digging into Floyd and intentionally causing discomfort.

They really are desperate to throw anything at the wall to see what sticks.

 

[NoSpiceLife]

He's totally wiped the existence of the defense, talk about straight out lies.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

"Objection, your honor. Even if the shop once belonged to a man named Chuck, it was still a feed and seed shop then just as it is now. It makes no sense that it would have formerly been called Chuck's Fuck & Suck. It would have been called Chuck's Feed & Seed. This isn't subtlety, this is bad writing. Bad writing on a bad show that should have ended 30 years ago. Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, this simply is not funny."

 

[Celebrate Nite]

>Shows knee pic
>Thats what he did.
>THATS what he did!
>THATS WHAT HE DID!!!

 

[MugolEx]

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"Objection, your honor. Even if the shop once belonged to a man named Chuck, it was still a feed and seed shop then just as it is now. It makes no sense that it would have formerly been called Chuck's Fuck & Suck. It would have been called Chuck's Feed & Seed. This isn't subtlety, this is bad writing. Bad writing on a bad show that should have ended 30 years ago. Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, this simply is not funny."

This makes a surprising amount of sense.

 

[aussiejinjo]

surprised they havent played the 9 min video again yet

its like their only argument

 

[Glass House]

I thought this was a murder trial, not a trial on whether he followed rules at work or not.

 

[Rekkington]

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"Objection, your honor. Even if the shop once belonged to a man named Chuck, it was still a feed and seed shop then just as it is now. It makes no sense that it would have formerly been called Chuck's Fuck & Suck. It would have been called Chuck's Feed & Seed. This isn't subtlety, this is bad writing. Bad writing on a bad show that should have ended 30 years ago. Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, this simply is not funny."

"Who told you about a Fuck and Suck? Did I tell you about a Fuck and Suck? Did anybody in this room VERIFY...a Fuck and Suck? The treatment of these few seconds of internet chicanery would never stand in polite society. It's egregious, salacious, preposterous!"

 

[WrenchWring]

"This is a pro-police prosecution."
You just lost the people on the jury who would vote guilty.

 

[Gehenna]

He's totally wiped the existence of the defense, talk about straight out lies.

Which isn't good for a closing argument. Since the defense comes right after.

 

[reinigen]

Steve Schleicher, BODY LANGUAGE EXPERT

 

[Top Skink]

>and killed a man, and why?
>starts talking about body language and AUTHORITAY

wonderful work

 

[Celebrate Nite]

>The all started with an alleged $20 bill
>alleged
Oh so the guy at the counter was lying, ok then

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Is my YouTube stream broke because i swear I heard this nigga repeat the entire speech like 3 times.