The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

Outcome?

  • Guilty of Murder

    Votes: 75 7.6%
  • Not Guilty of Murder (2nd/3rd), Guilty of Manslaughter

    Votes: 397 40.0%
  • Full Acquittal

    Votes: 221 22.3%
  • Mistrial

    Votes: 299 30.1%

  • Total voters
    992
  • Poll closed .
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"Ain't this so great! You get a FREE medical course! A FREE legal course! Ain't being a juror, grand! Hey, did you know you could 15% of more on riot insurance if you switch to Sneedco!?" Huh, George? What killed him? Drugs, CO2, Excessive Semen Retention, He's not actually dead and living inside of the defendent's asshole, controlling him like a robot? Who knows!"
"Just remember Jurors if you vote innocent and your identity gets leaked, a mob will probably show up at your house and try to burn it down. Just a consideration. That free ham sandwich, pretty great though, right?"
 
Pretty sure that other black lawyer for the state is up next after this autist. Coming soon, "DIS NIGGA WAYCIST AND YALL WAYCIST IF YOU DON'T CONVICT!!!"
 
Dude, this feels like he's just telling the jury "You're allowed to vote guilty even though you know it's bullshit." He feels like he's fucking begging that the jury votes in his favor.
Does he need to beg? He's in the heart of the BLM movement, and we're almost reaching a year from when the movement hit its peak.

Keep in mind the defense has a limited number of “strikes” to use. If 9 got through there must have been some real stinkers.
I feel like that was the strategy the prosecution was using: let the defense use their strikes, and they can pack the jury with people sympathetic to wanting Chauvin guilty and being held accountable.
 
Why did they pick Schleiter to do closing arguments? Hes the most condescending and reptilian one of the bunch. I would have preferred Edlridge the Crone over this guy
 
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That... that is literally... THAT IS LITERALLY MAKING THE CASE FOR REASONABLE DOUBT!
I'm watching the FIDE Chess Candidates Tournament right now since it resumed today, and that makes more sense to me than whatever the fuck this prosecution is supposedly talking about.
 
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is it common in closing arguments to give the jury 'definitions'?
 
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Can't wait for someone to make a digital watchface of this.

EDIT: NIGGA YOUR GUY TESTIFIED HE HAD 98% BLOOD OXYGEN SATURATION
 
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