Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Jan Ciągwa]

Why is he defending “titty streamers” in his discord when theres no titty streamers in his discord to be offended?

Self-censorship.

And for y'all niggas arguing whether our boy legit has the 'tism, I present Exhibit A - a clear manifestation of Autism Face:

More like Downs face.

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

How do they even allow this shit? I mean, Chibi has to have some diagnosis that works like "get out from job free for another month" card, right? Motherfucker, the longest time I was off my job was 2 months and that's because I had an open wound that wouldn't heal.

Theres no way his job lets him back after this. I refuse to believe you can just take a month long vacation because of "muh depression" and expect to have your job still afterwards. Im sure chibi just interpreted it as a vacation and his boss took it as he quits.

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LOL does anyone know what happened exactly? is he just overexaggerating for twitter asspats?

 

[blinkber385]

This guy has been streaming for what, the better part of a decade, and he still cannot stop himself from being drawn into utter stream killing, energy zapping debates with chat. These aren't even paying subscribers. He just can't help himself from having to prove he is the biggest mclarge hugest ally, even when it kills his mood and brings his streams to a full awkward crash. Then afterwards he's visibly angry, annoyed and obviously low energy for the remaining hour of the stream. How is he still so awful at just the basics.
Then when he loses the the Yugioh tournament at the end he gets even more pissy and throws bad vibes about how he never cared and hes just glad the game is over so he can never be tortured by it again. Like wtf!? Most streamers would try to put a funny or positive spin on losing, or really anything that is entertaining and not fucking depressing, uncomfortable and makes you want to watch anyone else.
Chibi if you're reading this...HOW ARE YOU STILL THIS BAD AT STREAMING!!?? My man, I'm genuinely pulling for you. Just like with the programming, and being the #1 ally, you need to stop forcing it and move on. Seriously try to find your actual calling, or at least something you can tolerate, and reset your professional life around that. This isn't working. Good luck. I do want you to make it.

It's just all so amazing coming from the guy who, like 4 months ago, took a self-imposed 2 month break from streaming because he called someone a faggot on stream

 

[DeathsDesign]

Theres no way his job lets him back after this. I refuse to believe you can just take a month long vacation because of "muh depression" and expect to have your job still afterwards. Im sure chibi just interpreted it as a vacation and his boss took it as he quits.


LOL does anyone know what happened exactly? is he just overexaggerating for twitter asspats?

It was just one guy baiting him with edgy questions like why do you believe in 47 genders, should pedos and animal fuckers be included in pride, and trans girls in women’s sports. He should of just ignored/muted it, referenced it with something simple like a joke that this isn’t a youtube debate but I do support lgbt blah blahhh, or anything that is actually entertaining/funny, and then moved on. Of course though he was drawn in and responded to every one of them with awful, long, contradictory low information answers. Then was moody and low energy the rest of the stream until he got fed up with his dumb game and uncomfortably ended the stream.
Basically top Chibi form.

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

It was just one guy baiting him with edgy questions like why do you believe in 47 genders, should pedos and animal fuckers be included in pride, and trans girls in women’s sports. He should of just ignored/muted it, referenced it with something simple like a joke that this isn’t a youtube debate but I do support lgbt blah blahhh, or anything that is actually entertaining/funny, and then moved on. Of course though he was drawn in and responded to every one of them with awful, long, contradictory low information answers. Then was moody and low energy the rest of the stream until he got fed up with his dumb game and uncomfortably ended the stream.
Basically top Chibi form.

Ya i just skimmed through the vod. It didnt help that his chat is so barren that thats the only guy talking in it. Chibi literally had no idea what to do and you could tell he was flustered by it. I honest to god cannot keep holding on to this dream of being a twitch streamer when after like 7 years, this is what its accumulated to. Just play video games off stream theres no reason to subject yourself to this shit. This is chibi though, true attention whore to the max.

Edit: I was just reading his discord, all his mods are there debating about the troll, and saying there should always be at least 1 mod in chat at all times. I didnt think it was possible, but there are people out there even more pathetic than chibi...his mods. I couldnt imagine my day revolving around moderating chibis chat of literally 1 troll

 

[DeathsDesign]

Edit: I was just reading his discord, all his mods are there debating about the troll, and saying there should always be at least 1 mod in chat at all times. I didnt think it was possible, but there are people out there even more pathetic than chibi...his mods. I couldnt imagine my day revolving around moderating chibis chat of literally 1 troll

He has like ten discord mods for a server that barely makes you have to scroll to catch up on the busiest channels daily messages. Even funnier is how none of them bother to show up to mod his Twitch stream.

Edit... hah make that at least 14 (see first pic, and have a bonus one I noticed while clipping the first)

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

Successful content creators never engage in politics and never read comments on their work lest they go insane, but this guy's only reason to even stream is to absorb attention.

 

[DeathsDesign]

Wow. He's now scheduling time out in advance for the people on his hugbox server to be available to do his homework for him. I almost feel bad for this Croccydile guy. He probably hasn't realized yet how much Chibi will use him and take advantage of his kindness. Looking forward to the inevitable fallout when he gets tired of being leaned on with no progress on Chibi's side ever actually happening. I guarantee Chibi will get pissy at him when he starts making himself less available to DO THE ENTIRE assignments for him.

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

Wow. He's now scheduling time out in advance for the people on his hugbox server to be available to do his homework for him. I almost feel bad for this Croccydile guy. He probably hasn't realized yet how much Chibi will use him and take advantage of his kindness. Looking forward to the inevitable fallout when he gets tired of being leaned on with no progress on Chibi's side ever actually happening. I guarantee Chibi will get pissy at him when he starts making himself less available to DO THE ENTIRE assignments for him.

lol it already seems like hes over chibi. But i thought he just took a month off of school, does he still have to do the assignments and just not go to class? The details of all this are very sketchy.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

Just demand money every time he asks you to do his homework.

 

[Ridin' On My Scootypuff]

Wow. He's now scheduling time out in advance for the people on his hugbox server to be available to do his homework for him. I almost feel bad for this Croccydile guy. He probably hasn't realized yet how much Chibi will use him and take advantage of his kindness. Looking forward to the inevitable fallout when he gets tired of being leaned on with no progress on Chibi's side ever actually happening. I guarantee Chibi will get pissy at him when he starts making himself less available to DO THE ENTIRE assignments for him.

powerlevel but anyone who's ever done a programming course knows that 90% of the people in the room simply can't do it

Chibi is worse than any of them I've ever seen

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

powerlevel but anyone who's ever done a programming course knows that 90% of the people in the room simply can't do it

Chibi is worse than any of them I've ever seen

Im willing to o bet thats because those 90% are literal retards who do nothing but play video games and thought that translated into being a good game dev. Its like when i went to culinary school and 70% of my first year class didnt return to the second year after doing there summer externship because they realized how much work it takes to be a chef and its more than just baking cookies with your fucking grandma

 

[Ridin' On My Scootypuff]

Im willing to o bet thats because those 90% are literal retards who do nothing but play video games and thought that translated into being a good game dev. Its like when i went to culinary school and 70% of my first year class didnt return to the second year after doing there summer externship because they realized how much work it takes to be a chef and its more than just baking cookies with your fucking grandma

Mine was a little different, it was all business trainees and me essentially. But yeah, similar deal - people in business devote a fair amount of time to talking about how easy writing software is, so it shocks them when it actually requires mental effort and resilience. Same with food though, I like to cook but I know that the heat of a professional kitchen combined with the pace and low tolerance for failure would kill me, despite having never stepped foot in a professional kitchen. I wouldn't expect Adam to be capable of that level of reasoning, which in turn implies he wouldn't be a very good dev.

 

[Helmut A Ebne]

It's all the school's fault.

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

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It's all the school's fault.

Nobody is helping him with his homework so he is trying to get empathy for himself so someone can do his homework for him.

And he is sperging about his vaporeon fetish online hour after that so he isn't even trying to do it himself.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

If you can't succeed at online lectures where teachers can't prove you're not sharing answers with everyone in the class or googling everything, maybe learn forklift driving or welding? Seems like a fulfilling work for an aspie.

 

[Sonic Sez]

 

[DeathsDesign]

It's all the school's fault.

As I'm sure the regulars around here noticed, I'm pretty new to this thread and I genuinely was pulling for this kid. (btw I say kid because just his sense, his overall mannerisms/struggles make me think this is an awkward 17-20 year old, but then I always have to remind myself Adam is literally my age. wewlad.) However, the more I read from him and become acquainted with his life, I'm seeing what a lazy, whiny bitch he is. Adam, you're a 30 something year old man, blaming everyone else instead of putting in the hard work to earn something is really, really unattractive. In the tech industry you're expected to use whatever resources you can find to just get it done and deliver, figuring out as much as possible on your own. Sure, if you are humble and reasonable about it a team member will usually point you in the right direction or even occasionally provide direct assistance. If you start leaning on that though, even a bit too much, you will quickly be labeled "that guy" and let go at first excuse they can find. If you can land a sweet gov tech gig it's a bit more relaxed and less cutthroat, but not by too much. You will be labeled the team "retard", never given the cool projects, just the bitch work, and laughed at behind your back. Come on man!
(I tried to write this with the least amount of powerleveling, hope it's not too bad.)

 

[Yamamura]

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It's all the school's fault.

"The professors are giving me unfair grades for quality work! I should know, because I didn't do any of it. I made someone else do it for me!!"

You know Chibi, while studying game development other people are usually taking the initiative by doing side projects and making games to pad their resumes. Meanwhile Chibi here doesn't even understand the basic fundamentals of his own field of study. Chibi has got to have the least (or close to least) initiative I've seen.

maybe learn forklift driving or welding? Seems like a fulfilling work for an aspie.

Not to pl. I've welded with an acetylene torch in high school shop class before. It's not particularly difficult, but given the level of danger and attention required. I think he could do it hypothetically, but that's dependent on how serious he's willing to be about it. It's hard to pick something to do for Chibi because ideally it has to be something where one of his screw ups isn't going to accidentally kill somebody.

But yeah, I agree with you. I think Chibi should do a job not related to video games and then just stream games as a hobby on the weekends or something. He would probably be much happier than whatever it is he's doing now.

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

As much as he hates it, retail is probably the only job he can really hold down. It requires next to no brain function, and the only physical part to it is waking up to be to work on time. Anything that requires any more effort, and he wouldnt stand a chance. Just look how long his gym escapade lasted. Unless this kid wants to up the effort, even slightly, he'll pretty much just waste away selling phones, or cloths, or whatever, until someone can set him up to leech off of government assistance, because god knows he wont figure that out by himself.