Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D buys 12 iPads "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" spits on cancer patient

Norman B. Normal · Apr 19, 2021

unidentified code said:

This is probably skunkw0rxx, who made the mistake of engaging with Lou about this in February. I don't know how they ran into Lou back then, but they're not following each other now.

Rich Evans Apologist · Apr 19, 2021

Cable said:
what are the chances that Lou said shitty stuff to this person or tried getting the capture card for free

Despite the fact that they range in price from like $50-100 (looks like Amazon has one that's $90 off for prime subscribers, which we know Lou is) and he could just buy it alongside any of the other shit he throws his money away on, I don't doubt for a second he thought he could browbeat someone into a freeb

SIGSEGV said:
Not counting rent, I can easily make it beyond May 1st before I hit $275 in expenses. Then again, I'm not blowing all of my income on toys and electronics.

You could order nothing but pizza until May 1st, spending about $15 a day while doing so, and you'd run up $180.

SIGSEGV · Apr 19, 2021

Rich Evans Apologist said:
You could order nothing but pizza until May 1st, spending about $15 a day while doing so, and you'd run up $180.

Who the fuck eats an entire pizza in one day?

Rich Evans Apologist · Apr 19, 2021

SIGSEGV said:
Who the fuck eats an entire pizza in one day?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/louis-...ana-goldenl1oness-lynn-brooks-blutiggy.66344/

Neko GF · Apr 19, 2021

SIGSEGV said:
Who the fuck eats an entire pizza in one day?

Someone who is really, really fucking fat (i.e. Lou).

Norman B. Normal · Apr 19, 2021

Rich Evans Apologist said:
Despite the fact that they range in price from like $50-100 (looks like Amazon has one that's $90 off for prime subscribers, which we know Lou is) and he could just buy it alongside any of the other shit he throws his money away on, I don't doubt for a second he thought he could browbeat someone into a freeb

You could order nothing but pizza until May 1st, spending about $15 a day while doing so, and you'd run up $180.

I am by no means suggesting that anyone do this,* but as a thought experiment, what would happen if someone bought a capture card and sent it to him anonymously? How would he react to actually getting a real anonymous gift? Would he gush about it like he does for his "gift" tablets? Or would he fume about how they should have given him the money instead? Would he feel obligated to actually try to make a go of it as a streamer, or would he spend 15 minutes trying to get it to work, decide he's not interested anymore, and try to flip it on Craigslist? Or would he actually start streaming on the regular?

*Seriously, don't do this. Lou should not be given things of value. It wouldn't work anyway, because he reads this topic and he'd know (or suspect) it came from someone here, and he'd whine about how mistreated he is because someone at the hateful transphobic website bought him a present. Although... what if one of his simps really did secretly buy him a capture card, how would they feel when he chimps out and throws it in the trash? :story:

Spoonomancer · Apr 19, 2021

Norman B. Normal said:
I am by no means suggesting that anyone do this,* but as a thought experiment, what would happen if someone bought a capture card and sent it to him anonymously? How would he react to actually getting a real anonymous gift? Would he gush about it like he does for his "gift" tablets? Or would he fume about how they should have given him the money instead? Would he feel obligated to actually try to make a go of it as a streamer, or would he spend 15 minutes trying to get it to work, decide he's not interested anymore, and try to flip it on Craigslist? Or would he actually start streaming on the regular?

*Seriously, don't do this. Lou should not be given things of value. It wouldn't work anyway, because he reads this topic and he'd know (or suspect) it came from someone here, and he'd whine about how mistreated he is because someone at the hateful transphobic website bought him a present. Although... what if one of his simps really did secretly buy him a capture card, how would they feel when he chimps out and throws it in the trash?

>the Flowers for Gagliardi saga was 300 pages ago
:story:

Sphere · Apr 19, 2021

SIGSEGV said:
Who the fuck eats an entire pizza in one day?

https://archive.vn/yP4Bp

Sphere · Apr 19, 2021

It would be hilarious if someone unaffiliated with KF sent Lou a fat $600-$1000 "donation" and charged it back a week later WingsOfRedemption style after Lou gets done shopping and is back to begging for money again.

Louie's meltdown tweets would be priceless.

Rich Evans Apologist · Apr 19, 2021

Dom João said:
View attachment 2100433

https://archive.vn/yP4Bp

rare footage of lou:

Lurk · Apr 19, 2021

Finally caught up on the thread from the past few weeks. Noticed no one has checked in on Momma Gags, so I thought I'd do the honours because I just enjoy how similar she is to Lou with her utter stupidity and chimp outs:

Of special note, the signature Gagliardi Pity Beg:

The six comments were all boring hello's from randoms, not worth capturing

The Dude · Apr 19, 2021

We all know Louie is spending the absolute minimum on "food and needs" and mostly just spending on wants. His mother makes most of his meals for him. He might spend $75-$100 at most each month on food when Mama Gags cooks something he doesn't like, but I doubt it happens very often. Especially now that he's not getting as much from his grifting as he used to, he's likely willing to eat more of the things he doesn't like just so that he can maximize his consooming. And I wouldn't be surprised at all to learn that Mama Gags makes special separate meals that her big bouncing ball of blubber and diabeetus does like instead of making him fend for himself if he doesn't like the meal she's prepared for the family.

And I've noticed that he's been adding "clothing" more often to his regular grifts and begging. Who the fuck needs new clothes that often? Most people buy new clothes a couple times a year, not every month or more. Is Louie just tossing his clothes out in the trash when he's done wearing them once instead of putting them in the wash? Oh, right, he's not buying new clothes. He's just trying to make his grifting look more sympathetic and legit.

PBJ Sucks · Apr 19, 2021

The Dude said:
We all know Louie is spending the absolute minimum on "food and needs" and mostly just spending on wants. His mother makes most of his meals for him. He might spend $75-$100 at most each month on food when Mama Gags cooks something he doesn't like, but I doubt it happens very often. Especially now that he's not getting as much from his grifting as he used to, he's likely willing to eat more of the things he doesn't like just so that he can maximize his consooming. And I wouldn't be surprised at all to learn that Mama Gags makes special separate meals that her big bouncing ball of blubber and diabeetus does like instead of making him fend for himself if he doesn't like the meal she's prepared for the family.

And I've noticed that he's been adding "clothing" more often to his regular grifts and begging. Who the fuck needs new clothes that often? Most people buy new clothes a couple times a year, not every month or more. Is Louie just tossing his clothes out in the trash when he's done wearing them once instead of putting them in the wash? Oh, right, he's not buying new clothes. He's just trying to make his grifting look more sympathetic and legit.

Well, he's afraid his grease filled clothes will set the house on fire if they remain, since putting that much grease through the washer and dryer is a fire hazard. Even if he doesn't get his mother to do his laundry it might spontaneously combust on his floor. At least he can probably smother it by just falling on the fire if it does happen, but better safe than sorry so he must throw them out and buy new.

Sintharia · Apr 19, 2021

The Dude said:
We all know Louie is spending the absolute minimum on "food and needs" and mostly just spending on wants. His mother makes most of his meals for him. He might spend $75-$100 at most each month on food when Mama Gags cooks something he doesn't like, but I doubt it happens very often. Especially now that he's not getting as much from his grifting as he used to, he's likely willing to eat more of the things he doesn't like just so that he can maximize his consooming. And I wouldn't be surprised at all to learn that Mama Gags makes special separate meals that her big bouncing ball of blubber and diabeetus does like instead of making him fend for himself if he doesn't like the meal she's prepared for the family.

And I've noticed that he's been adding "clothing" more often to his regular grifts and begging. Who the fuck needs new clothes that often? Most people buy new clothes a couple times a year, not every month or more. Is Louie just tossing his clothes out in the trash when he's done wearing them once instead of putting them in the wash? Oh, right, he's not buying new clothes. He's just trying to make his grifting look more sympathetic and legit.

When you’re fat, clothes tend to cost more due to the amount of material involved. When you’re poor, cheap fabrics and cheaply made clothes are what you can afford, and they have a tendency to wear out fast without serious care. When you’re poor and fat, the cheap fabrics and cheaply made clothes are still pricier, and the clothes can wear out faster because of friction and stress.

This is not to say that Lou isn’t feeding a lot of bullshit into his grift. He probably is. But his size is doing him no favors regarding cheaper clothing. And really, you can just hear him going full Karen on some poor Walmart employee because of “fat tax.”

Norman B. Normal · Apr 19, 2021

The Dude said:
And I've noticed that he's been adding "clothing" more often to his regular grifts and begging. Who the fuck needs new clothes that often? Most people buy new clothes a couple times a year, not every month or more. Is Louie just tossing his clothes out in the trash when he's done wearing them once instead of putting them in the wash? Oh, right, he's not buying new clothes. He's just trying to make his grifting look more sympathetic and legit.

It almost makes me physically ill to give Lou the benefit of the doubt, but if he really is following doctors' advice to any degree, he might well be rapidly shrinking out of the Coleman tents he typically wears.