The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Marchesa of the Vast]

"Your honor, I browse Kiwifarms"

"A what? You work on a farm?"

"No it's a wesbite where we mock retards and fat people, you see, let me show you this guy named Chris..."

"Your honor, allow me to show you my silver shekel to demonstrate"

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

I weep for the justice system that puts us on a jury.

Yeah, we'd just sit in our seats and screech "REEEEE!!!!!"

 

[Kingu Cinnamon]

It's like watching the scourging of Christ, the EMT is Saint Veronica, and the road is his crucifix. this is so sad

 

[thx1138]

If some jurors are on murder and refuse to come down, some are on manslaughter and refuse to go up. Does that come out as manslaughter in the end?

I'm not a lawyer but if the jury can't agree on a guilty not guilty issue then its a hung jury and they'll have to retry.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

I'm glad Nelson is showing the video of Floyd wiggling his way through the entire backseat of the cruiser even with three cops trying to stop him.

"I can't breeve! I can't breeeeve! AAaaAaAHHHHHH!!!!!" Anyone who has has the wind knocked out of them knows what it's like to not be able to breathe (and be in extreme discomfort), and that ain't it.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

Meanwhile at IP2...

 

[dry roasted]

the fuck does mansplaining mean anyway?

 

[Puff]

I'm not a lawyer but if the jury can't agree on a guilty not guilty issue then its a hung jury and they'll have to retry.

The only reason I think it's not so simple is that manslaughter is a lesser, included charge.

 

[DiabeticSP]

"tHe NiNe MiNuTeSsssss"

"What about the other sixteen dumbass"

Based.

 

[reinigen]

Oh shit, calling them out on their 9 minute 29 second bullshit. Nice Nelson.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

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It's Twitter, who cares?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

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Things women can't do:
1. Be funny.
2. Be on a jury and be fair.
3. Accept people can advise, scold or teach them anything.
4. Push-ups.
5. Sneed.

 

[whathefuckman]

Its going to be mistrial or compromise verdict.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I've reset the poll for the last mile. Place your bets ladies and gunts.

My money's on them finding him not guilty of murder but guilty of manslaughter.

You can't prove premediation but you can argue that he had some role in his death. Chauvin being convicted also hopefully means that the peaceful racial justice protests will have slightly less er... peace and racial justice.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Things women can't do:
1. Be funny.
2. Be on a jury and be fair.
3. Accept people can advise, scold or teach them anything.
4. Push-ups.
5. Sneed.

You forgot "Drive."

 

[Brahma]

The only reason I think it's not so simple is that manslaughter is a lesser, included charge.

I figured they'd have a choice between them or neither. He can't be guilty of both

 

[Att1cusF1nch]

Attorney Nelson, the Atticus Finch of our times lmao

 

[Loosey Goosey]

I've reset the poll for the last mile. Place your bets ladies and gunts.

What are the chances of there being a trophy for those that correctly voted...

 

[DiabeticSP]

WAIT CAN THEY JUST SHOW WHATEVER THEY WANT DURING THIS HE'S JUST SHOWING CLIPS OF FLOYD KICKING OFFICERS LMFAO

 

[Meat Target]

My money's on them finding him not guilty of murder but guilty of manslaughter.

You can't prove premediation but you can argue that he had some role in his death. Chauvin being convicted also hopefully means that the peaceful racial justice protests will have slightly less er... peace and racial justice.

Murder 2 doesn't have to have premeditation.