The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Headache Relief]

What in the flying fuck is this dot shit

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There are 525,600 increments in 1 season of love.

 

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which dot was the day where floyd pointed and robbed a pregnant woman?
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Which dot was the day mama had to drag his ass to the hospital for a Fentanyl Overdose?

Which dot was the day he had 220/SHEEET blood pressure during a previous arrest?

 

[itskaon]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP I JUST WANT THE VERDICT

 

[Loosey Goosey]

What in the flying fuck is this dot shit

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More shit to confuse the jury. For the lack of any real evidence they need to pretend by making shit like this.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Stories vs. troofs.

 

[Terminally Online]

"Defense told you that you have to believe beyond a reasonable doubt that there were no external factors contributing to his death, but that just isn't true."

Glad the prosecutor is calling that bullshit from the defense out.

 

[MusicBox32]

Given that these are prepared slides I'm sure they knew ahead of time that this was their absolute bottom of the barrel argument and saved it for when the defense is no longer able to respond.

 

[Anya15]

which dot was the day where floyd pointed and robbed a pregnant woman?
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Isn’t this an argument fallacy? Over generalization, the ice cream caused more shark attacks shit?

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

LOOK AT THIS GRAPHIC. I'VE CHANGED MY MIND: GUILTY.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Thanks to Derrick for cleaning up deez streets!

 

[Fishious Rend]

i think the trial made the whole court room insane, this case is like an eldritch horror, they dug too deep.

 

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The Troos.

>Spends 15 minutes explaining that these are all stories.
"It's DANGEROUS to reduce things to a story."

Fucking hell what the fuck is this nigger doing I swear to god I can feel my brain turning black just listening to him. Where da bananas, fentanyl speedballs, and white women at?

 

[Salubrious]

So basically, what this boils down to if I was actually taking this seriously.

The defense is claiming that Chauvin has to be the SOLE cause of death to be found guilty.
The prosecution is claiming that Chauvin has to be ONE OF the causes of death to be found guilty.

Do I have that right in a non-shitposting way? That's how it sounds to a layman like me.

 

[Kreitani]

What the fuck is this nigger talking about?

 

[Rungle]

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

"Our expert can tell you that his O2 levels went down by this much at any specific moment in the video!"

Really nigger? By just LOOKING at the footage? Fuck, ditch all that expensive hospital equipment that was used to determine it, HIRE THIS GUY. HE JUST FUCKING KNOWS

TrUsT tHe ScIeNcE

 

[Iceland Heavy]

More shit to confuse the jury. For the lack of any real evidence they need to pretend by making shit like this.

The sad part is this actually works really well on complete brainlets too.

 

[Knight of the Rope]

Legit what the fuck is he even talking about? I'm actually trying to good faith follow his argument but he started talking about two sides to every story or something and I don't know what his point there was and now he's talking about something else.

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

Fucking really, 50 pages in one day? Fuck me.

 

[Obscure Creature]

I didn’t experience the Zimmerman trial bc I was too young to give a shit but was the prosecution on that case just as shitty?