The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Bill The Fucker]

You were told Floyd died from his heart was too big, but the reason Floyd is dead is that Mr. Chauvin's heart was too small.

This is some top quality entertainment.

 

[Reluctant MC]

"The reason why George Floyd is dead is because Mr. Chauvin's heart is too small".

claps in Reddit

If he posted that to reddit he would have been invited to at least 10 different polycules.

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

How can a jury not just burst out laughing at this point? This unironically sounds like a high school stoner trying to sound poignant.

the juries heart grew six sizes that day

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

Forgive the off topic, but never forget. This is the difference political expediency makes.
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[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Good Lordt that was embarrassing.

 

[Merry]

How long did that dimwitted nigger take to come up with "IT'S NOT BECAUSE GF'S HEART WAS TOO BIG, IT WAS BECAUSE DEREK CHAUVIN'S HEART WAS TOO SMALL"

This fucking clown show bullshit

The nigger wanted his Buzzfeed clip for Disney defeating the villainy moment clout

 

[Salubrious]

How can a jury not just burst out laughing at this point? This unironically sounds like a high school stoner trying to sound poignant.

They would be arrested for contempt is the only reason I can think of.

 

[Big Floyd]

Oh shit, I thought I died because I took over triple the lethal dose of fentanyl?

Huh, thanks for clearing it up black attorney man

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

“Unconscious biases” in the fucking jury instruction? We’re fucked

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

The Sneed Rises,
guilty of super murder.

 

[AnOminous]

How long did that dimwitted nigger take to come up with "IT'S NOT BECAUSE GF'S HEART WAS TOO BIG, IT WAS BECAUSE DEREK CHAUVIN'S HEART WAS TOO SMALL"

This fucking clown show bullshit

He died because his own fucking heart was clogged with lard, grease, salt, and a mountain of dope like that shit in Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

 

[itskaon]

should i make my shotgun cruiser-ready?

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

How breathless I am after this trial.

 

[Rekkington]

“Unconscious biases” in the fucking jury instruction? We’re fucked

White people on the Jury are going to be the only ones who understand what this means.

 

[Terminally Online]

That'd be lovely if he'd actually died on the ground you fucking double-kike quadruple-nigger.

Are you trying to make some retarded argument that he wasn't "dead" until several minutes after his heart stopped?

 

[Salubrious]

Holy fuck, this judge is talking about unconscious biases.

Is this a new 2021 thing, or is this normal and I'm just triggered by it?

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

No transcript of the trial?!?! Since when?

 

[Fields Of Rye]

The nigger wanted his Buzzfeed clip for Disney defeating the villainy moment clout

He sat on that line longer than Chauvin could have ever sat on Floyd

 

[Kreitani]

Finaly that nigger is silent.

 

[Alter Ego]

Note that the judge listed "gender" and "gender identity". As in they're two separate things.