The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Chris_Stuckmann]

I voted for full acquittal and I won't change my vote now, but I'm tacitly rooting for mistrial now because I don't want a trial to be decided by a quote from How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

 

[Meat Target]

OH FUCK HE'S CALLING OUT MAXINE WATERS

OH SHIT OH SHIT

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Motion for mistrial from Defense due to the prosecution being petty, lying dickheads.

 

[Trianon]

Nelson bringing up Maxine Leroy Jenkins Waters

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

FULL NELSON ON MAD MAXINE

 

[Flip: Draw 2]

Appeal incoming. Lying to the court and calling the defense a liar without rebuttal is such a bitch move.

 

[Top Skink]

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nobody forget this blackwell niggerkike is in his main practice a corporate defense lawyer that gets mega-corps off after they kill and fuck over people. The fact this is the epitome of the kind of soulless law-bending mosquito that gives lawyers their deserved reputation, and reddit is worshipping him as a wholesome 100 hero should tell you all you need to know about both

 

[Sammich]

Oh shit, Mad nigger maxine waters CALLED OUT!!!

 

[TLEN]

S-N-E-E-D what does it spell?

 

[Hackallier]

I don't think the judge will rule mistrial, but this is setup for an appeal.

 

[Headache Relief]

Nelson has a pretty good point here for mistrial, i don't think they judge is gonna do it, but it's a damn good point.

No way is the Judge going to grant any of these motions, especially at this point, but it's definitely setting up a lot for appeal.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Imagine being Chauvin, filled with such a hatred of minorities, literally overflowing to the point that where you to gaze into the spirit realm, it would burn brightly like a cross far into the heavens. And having to sit there. Mere feet away from a black man. His delicate, exposed jugular gleaming in the light like a fresh fuji apple. The prospect of it's taste flooding your mouth with a prehistoric aryan wrath.

Imagine hearing the voices of your nordic ancestors. Screaming in your ears. Your fingers clench into fists. Turn white. The mocking tones of the Irish were bad enough. You've killed for less but you didn't need to. But this is different. Now it's personal. It's a learned black man. An intelligent, sophisticated black man. You would kill for a chance to arrest one of those.

You are shaking now. It's a wrath beyond even racism. From deep within the primordial ooze. Since two lobsters saw each other and measured up. Now every ancestor is screaming at you to kill.

He called your heart tiny.

That dead man just called you a manlet

 

[Salubrious]

If Maxine Waters actually caused a mistrial, that would be the greatest ending ever.

 

[brap_connoiseur_420]

George Floyd didn't die because his heart was too big
He died because Derek Chauvin's heart was too small

 

[Terrorist]

Holy fuck, this judge is talking about unconscious biases.

Is this a new 2021 thing, or is this normal and I'm just triggered by it?

Unconscious biases are real, but:

1. Everyone has them. Whites the least, because they’ve been indoctrinated out of us.
2. They are a result of natural ingroup preference + pattern recognition, AKA how man survived evolutionary pressure + what makes humans the rational animal.
3. They can be a good thing - being wary of outsiders while trusting of each other is what helped your ancestors create stable societies.
4. There’s no way to get rid of them that doesn’t border on Orwellian and violate the right to self-determination of some group(s).
5. Unconscious biases aren’t a problem in a homogenous society, where they most often have a positive effect on the ingroup. Diversity, on the other hand, undermines social trust.
6. They don’t imply hatred, malice or a desire to do harm onto other groups unprovoked.

TL;DR neither side of the conversation about unconscious biases you see in the MSM gets it right.

 

[America's Hat]

Nelson is bringing up Maxine Waters, plus that the jury wasn't sequestered. Also a juror lives in Brooklyn Center.

 

[Anya15]

How can a jury not just burst out laughing at this point? This unironically sounds like a high school stoner trying to sound poignant.

Legit sounds like something from naruto or kingdom hearts.

 

[Salubrious]

Is he bringing up The Falcon and The Winter Soldier now?

 

[Kreitani]

doomguy confirmed

 

[America's Hat]

Judge agrees that Maxine Watters is grounds for appeals.