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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I'm gonna post a dissenting opinion here and say that I would not fuck with Penny. At no point was he in any danger of shooting that dog and he managed to ring a steel target three times at well more than fifty yards while holding an effective stance (Actually leaning forward to effectively brace the weapon, feat set apart if bladed, etc.).
So you're saying, Phil has demonstrated basic motor functions that most children at an NRA Eddie Eagle event can be taught very quickly.
 
I'm gonna post a dissenting opinion here and say that I would not fuck with Penny. At no point was he in any danger of shooting that dog and he managed to ring a steel target three times at well more than fifty yards while holding an effective stance (Actually leaning forward to effectively brace the weapon, feat set apart if bladed, etc.).
The way bigger reason not to fuck with Penny is the mental illness, he's borderline schizo about being stalked by the "fash". Even if he were a shit shot, the very real possibility that he might snap like a pitbull and randomly start unloading his manchild toys on you should be enough for any normal person to stay away. I wouldn't even trust him if all he had was a rock.
 
The way bigger reason not to fuck with Penny is the mental illness, he's borderline schizo about being stalked by the "fash". Even if he were a shit shot, the very real possibility that he might snap like a pitbull and randomly start unloading his manchild toys on you should be enough for any normal person to stay away. I wouldn't even trust him if all he had was a rock.
Anyone would be a fool to take it on face to face, it's got retard strength and retard unpredictability.

If I were to round em up I'd want a sniper loaded up with tranquillisers and a fully trained team of bull elephant handlers to track and retrieve.
 
Note that all of these shots - taken looking over the fence onto land with cattle grazing on it - is of their neighbors' property, not theirs. So what you're seeing is *not* the result of trans ranch overgrazing, but just an ordinary late winter in their valley. There's a certain tendency to overreact and exaggerate how awful a lolcow is - I'm guilty of it myself, too, sometimes - but that is very clearly not their land.



Because it *is* very nearly tundra. They've just got a few months of growing season per year. It's hot enough during that growing season, and the growing season is just long enough, to make it sagebrush and shortgrass instead of an actual tundra, but not by a huge amount. Their valley is about 8,000' above sea level, after all.

We'll see the effects of overstocking more clearly when the growing season starts up again out there.

Even though these pictures are of another property there's still some vegetation. There's still small bushes, grass, there's promise of the ability to become green again. To have growth.

All the tranch photos look like barren wasteland flattened out and covered in tire tracks. There's barely anything that looks like it could grow. Not to mention that if anything did start to sprout it'd probably immediately get eaten by desperate underfed animals.
 
While I'm not saying I would or anyone should fuck with the tranch and the troonateers, I legitimately don't think they'd be shit in a fight. Phil is the only one with (outdated) training, they're all woefully out of shape, their gear is garbage, shooting at a gong at 50 yards is a lot fucking different than something moving that shoots back. Not to mention they have absolutely zero defensive cover. Sure, they have clear fields of fire surrounding the compound but let's not delude ourselves that they know how to use it. Phil might be a fucking psycho but that doesn't mean he isn't a push over.
 
I'm gonna post a dissenting opinion here and say that I would not fuck with Penny. At no point was he in any danger of shooting that dog and he managed to ring a steel target three times at well more than fifty yards while holding an effective stance (Actually leaning forward to effectively brace the weapon, feat set apart if bladed, etc.).
Oh my God! Fifty whole yards? At an unmoving, easily visible target of some size, at an unhurried pace? With a fucking rifle?

Your username does not check out.
 
the concept of "female" is a made up invention; the concept of "vagina + estrogen" isn't
Gee, if only we had a word conveniently made for people who were born with a vagina, an estrogen-dominant endocrine system, and XX chromosomes... Maybe we could use femoll. Or funmill. Fenmail, perhaps?
 
You'd think if there was a "gender part of the brain," they'd just do brain scans on us all to figure our "gender" out before they let people sterilize themselves and their children or chop their healthy breasts or dicks off. 🤔

Didn't you know? It's located just beside the Emperor part of the brain. Mine is Charles V of Habsburg.
 
Can you explain that aerial photo?

Yeah, they've overgrazed their ranch. I agree. It's going to take a long time for it to heal, too. But the fact that people are reacting to pictures of their non-overgrazed neighbors' property by freaking out about environmental devastation, or being concerned that their postage stamp sized piece of land being overgrazed will cause desertification through the whole valley, tells me some posters are getting a little hysterical. And like I said, we'll get a really good picture of just how bad of a condition their land is in when things start really growing in another month or so.
 
Even though these pictures are of another property there's still some vegetation. There's still small bushes, grass, there's promise of the ability to become green again. To have growth.

All the tranch photos look like barren wasteland flattened out and covered in tire tracks. There's barely anything that looks like it could grow. Not to mention that if anything did start to sprout it'd probably immediately get eaten by desperate underfed animals.
Those cow pasture pics aren't too bad. There's still some shrubs and grass left on the land and some topsoil. Their neighbor is obviously providing adequate nutrition and stimulation for their livestock since they haven't ripped up every green thing on the pasture. It's not a barren moonscape of rocks and dust. There will be a recovery in the springtime because there's still intact root systems for plants to re-grow from and soil with nutrients to support them.

The thing that makes the Tranch photos so bad is that there isn't even any topsoil left. It's all loose sand. It looks like a big kids sandbox because all of the topsoil has been washed away by rain and blown away by the wind. Look at that water runoff control 'trench' thing they dug in. There's nothing holding all of that sand together. All of the organic material in the soil that would be holding onto moisture and providing structure has dried out and eroded away.
 
Re: fixing sheep vag prolapse

Why would your first step be to ask twitter and not just look it up yourself?

I'm inclined to believe they followed the link one of you posted to a helpful page about what to do in that scenario. I read that page and when twitter asked how they fixed the sheep the tranch laid out the same steps from that page.

Which leads me to believe they asked twitter specifically to get an actually helpful answer from Kiwi Farms

I know it's been said already but he stark contrast between twitters response (sex! Thongs! Debauchery!) and KF (helpful, compassionate) is so fucking disturbing. aaughhh.
For all the shit KF gets (oooh troll stalker nahtsee forum oooh), there's more compassion and helpful hints in this and other lolcow threads than would be found on Twitter by far. Of course, it is the way of the cow to ignore good advice so most is disregarded yet how frequently is it obvious that the cows do read their threads and listen to what is said? Rather often. Lindsay Ellis, for example, pretty much quoted KF by rote in her latest cancel video and in true cow fashion blamed us for the lefties getting mad at her over nothing, while Kiwis sat back and laughed at the stupidity of both the Twitter spergery and the feature film length response.

The trancheros (excluding Kevkev, that hopelessly degenerate coombrain is a lost cause) are similar in that they do check what is said here and obliquely respond to it via Twitter, because on some level they do want their tranny rural utopia to succeed and know that the Kiwis are usually right. How awful, that these terrible people who use forbidden, mean words are correct and not the monsters the wokists shriek about. Calling someone a retarded faggot for being exactly that isn't nearly as harmful as upholding a delusion and/or mental illness leading someone to idk cut their dick off and larp as a diaperfur girlchild.

Kiwi Farms cares.
 
i disagree with your comparison. in my view, gender identity & biological sex are separate things that are very much linked/connected to eachother. therefore, it's multiple things. the level of validity you give to sex vs gender depends on your community; people here on KF obviously think it's all about biological sex
i think that the concept of "female" is a made up invention; the concept of "vagina + estrogen" isn't - this applies to perception because if a trans female passes IRL without any problem, then nobody will notice she's trans. gender identity influences the appearance you choose to have. we have a labeling difference here because we're both describing "vagina + estrogen", but you call it female & i call it AFAB/literally vagina + estrogen
therefore, with my system of seeing things, AGPs don't count as transgender because the gender part of their mind isn't "female", it's "male". however, if i used your system, then i would think of AGPs as trans. i think that trans people are a separate class since their deal is about their gender identity, not their sexuality/paraphilias; AGPs + HSTSs are some type of weird males

it might also be down to personal experience, because 90% of the trans people i've been friends with don't exhibit AGP or HSTS symptoms/behaviors/feelings. it seems like their gender is disconnected entirely from their sexuality & that their identity isn't determined by their sexuality or in order to justify their sexuality. i see that a lot of people on KF have lots of experiences with AGP/HSTS types, so perhaps i'd think different if my experiences were different/more in line with KF people
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The Tranchers seem to leave the tranch all the time, like even during the Super Fascist Crisis Earl era. They aren't camped out. You could just nab em from the women's bathroom of wherever they dine out one by one if you were too chicken shit to step on the land of Long Face Phil, Hank Hill Ass Paul, and Psycho Ranger Jarrod. They accept Kevin's stupid deliveries all the time, and have random visitors seemingly daily.

They know they're safe as shit and anyone that wanted them gone would have already done it. Shooting is fun, they got $100k no questions asked, and playing GI Joe is the only thing they can do to pass the time (god knows they won't spend it working, or researching how to stop killing their god damn animals) when Kevin and the Shit Eater suck up all the power to game, as some Untouchable class no one there is apparently allowed to be too upset about.
 
my definition of gender identity - `the way your personality/identity interacts with your biological sex`
biological sex - `genitalia, chromosomes, bone density, etc`

i think that gender identity exists because we human beings need a way to connect our personalities/identities to our bodies, so gender identity kind of serves as a bridge between them. gender identity disorders, therefore, are when the identity doesn't line up with your sex, which results in transgender people - AGP/HSTS on the other hand requires your gender identity to be male & sex to be male, since AGP/HSTS is a function of cis male sexuality

in my case, you would call me a cisgender male because i "feel" like a male, & my biological sex is "male". me "feeling like a male" is what my gender identity does, without a gender identity i wouldn't have any emotional or personality connection to my body.

in other words, your gender identity is a component of your personality responsible for helping you understand & connect to your body when it comes to your biological sex. it's responsible for how you perceive yourself, & whether your body is the right fit for you or not. my gender identity is responsible for me having feelings like being really uncomfortable with people calling me female/referring to me femininely
I’m curious. As a self-described "cisgender" man how is it you’re so familiar with pro-trans jargon and rhetoric? Are you gay? A chaser? An egg waiting to be cracked?
 
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