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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%

  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%

  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,258
Cerabella said:
Speaking of which.
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Note that all of these shots - taken looking over the fence onto land with cattle grazing on it - is of their neighbors' property, not theirs. So what you're seeing is *not* the result of trans ranch overgrazing, but just an ordinary late winter in their valley. There's a certain tendency to overreact and exaggerate how awful a lolcow is - I'm guilty of it myself, too, sometimes - but that is very clearly not their land.

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I’m horrified, how do you make Colorado look like Antarctic tundra.
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Because it *is* very nearly tundra. They've just got a few months of growing season per year. It's hot enough during that growing season, and the growing season is just long enough, to make it sagebrush and shortgrass instead of an actual tundra, but not by a huge amount. Their valley is about 8,000' above sea level, after all.

We'll see the effects of overstocking more clearly when the growing season starts up again out there.
 
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Cerabella said:
They almost shoot their dog.
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While they should be kicked in their non-existent balls for treating this as an "UWU SO QUIRKY" thing rather than a serious risk to the dog's life... it happens. I once knew professional firearms guy with an extremely well trained dog... and yet one day it just ran out onto the range in the middle of live fire. He took it seriously, but, it does happen. Sometimes animals just go full retard.
 
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Captain Hastings Official said:
Note that all of these shots - taken looking over the fence onto land with cattle grazing on it - is of their neighbors' property, not theirs. So what you're seeing is *not* the result of trans ranch overgrazing, but just an ordinary late winter in their valley. There's a certain tendency to overreact and exaggerate how awful a lolcow is - I'm guilty of it myself, too, sometimes - but that is very clearly not their land.
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Can you explain that aerial photo?
 
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5574 said:
i disagree with your comparison. in my view, gender identity & biological sex are separate things that are very much linked/connected to eachother. therefore, it's multiple things. the level of validity you give to sex vs gender depends on your community; people here on KF obviously think it's all about biological sex
i think that the concept of "female" is a made up invention; the concept of "vagina + estrogen" isn't - this applies to perception because if a trans female passes IRL without any problem, then nobody will notice she's trans. gender identity influences the appearance you choose to have. we have a labeling difference here because we're both describing "vagina + estrogen", but you call it female & i call it AFAB/literally vagina + estrogen
therefore, with my system of seeing things, AGPs don't count as transgender because the gender part of their mind isn't "female", it's "male". however, if i used your system, then i would think of AGPs as trans. i think that trans people are a separate class since their deal is about their gender identity, not their sexuality/paraphilias; AGPs + HSTSs are some type of weird males

it might also be down to personal experience, because 90% of the trans people i've been friends with don't exhibit AGP or HSTS symptoms/behaviors/feelings. it seems like their gender is disconnected entirely from their sexuality & that their identity isn't determined by their sexuality or in order to justify their sexuality. i see that a lot of people on KF have lots of experiences with AGP/HSTS types, so perhaps i'd think different if my experiences were different/more in line with KF people
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This is some bla bla bla wtf shit.
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Captain Fitzbattleaxe said:
The point wasn't about AGP. Even the most hardcore HSTS is only as much of a woman as I am Napoleon.
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Captain Fitzbattleaxe said:
But let's just split up being Napoleon into two parts then. You have the physical part of (it i.e having the body of Napoleon), and the mental part of it (i.e believing that you are him). Also there's a spectrum to being Napoleon. His children were basically 50% Napoleon and their children were 25% Napoleon and so on, therefore there's people who are more Napoleon than others. I don't see how much more something can be a spectrum.
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I share a blood relationship with Napoleon - Napoleon's grandfather's brother is in my family tree. This gives me something like 1/4096 blood relationship with Napoleon. I have a stronger claim to being Napoleon than any tranny has to being a woman.

Which is to say, I will honor tranny pronouns the day I am acknowledged as Emperor of the French, King of Italy, Protector of the Confederation of the Rhine, Mediator of the Swiss Confederation and Co-Prince of Andorra, and I am given sovereignty over Elba.
 
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5574 said:
my definition of gender identity - `the way your personality/identity interacts with your biological sex`
biological sex - `genitalia, chromosomes, bone density, etc`

i think that gender identity exists because we human beings need a way to connect our personalities/identities to our bodies, so gender identity kind of serves as a bridge between them. gender identity disorders, therefore, are when the identity doesn't line up with your sex, which results in transgender people - AGP/HSTS on the other hand requires your gender identity to be male & sex to be male, since AGP/HSTS is a function of cis male sexuality

in my case, you would call me a cisgender male because i "feel" like a male, & my biological sex is "male". me "feeling like a male" is what my gender identity does, without a gender identity i wouldn't have any emotional or personality connection to my body.

in other words, your gender identity is a component of your personality responsible for helping you understand & connect to your body when it comes to your biological sex. it's responsible for how you perceive yourself, & whether your body is the right fit for you or not. my gender identity is responsible for me having feelings like being really uncomfortable with people calling me female/referring to me femininely
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i disagree with whatever dumb opinion you have go hang yourself
 
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Re: fixing sheep vag prolapse

Why would your first step be to ask twitter and not just look it up yourself?

I'm inclined to believe they followed the link one of you posted to a helpful page about what to do in that scenario. I read that page and when twitter asked how they fixed the sheep the tranch laid out the same steps from that page.

Which leads me to believe they asked twitter specifically to get an actually helpful answer from Kiwi Farms

I know it's been said already but he stark contrast between twitters response (sex! Thongs! Debauchery!) and KF (helpful, compassionate) is so fucking disturbing. aaughhh.
 
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FreakyFredsTrannyGranny said:
Re: fixing sheep vag prolapse

Why would your first step be to ask twitter and not just look it up yourself?

I'm inclined to believe they followed the link one of you posted to a helpful page about what to do in that scenario. I read that page and when twitter asked how they fixed the sheep the tranch laid out the same steps from that page.

Which leads me to believe they asked twitter specifically to get an actually helpful answer from Kiwi Farms

I know it's been said already but he stark contrast between twitters response (sex! Thongs! Debauchery!) and KF (helpful, compassionate) is so fucking disturbing. aaughhh.
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At this point i have come to the conclusion that they are literally too dumb to google shit. Not even talking about "power-user" stuff like using " " to search for exact terms or - to exclude results, but outright 75 year old granny without a computer levels of competence. How this is possible when you live your entire life on twitter/online is a mystery to me though. Maybe they are even lazier than i think ? Maybe they dont know what google is ?

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Dont do bootleg titty-skittles kids.
 
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Ghostse said:
I share a blood relationship with Napoleon - Napoleon's grandfather's brother is in my family tree. This gives me something like 1/4096 blood relationship with Napoleon. I have a stronger claim to being Napoleon than any tranny has to being a woman.

Which is to say, I will honor tranny pronouns the day I am acknowledged as Emperor of the French, King of Italy, Protector of the Confederation of the Rhine, Mediator of the Swiss Confederation and Co-Prince of Andorra, and I am given sovereignty over Elba.
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I'm Austrian royalty by this metric. Wanna go on a campaign to take back Europe?
 
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I'm gonna post a dissenting opinion here and say that I would not fuck with Penny. At no point was he in any danger of shooting that dog and he managed to ring a steel target three times at well more than fifty yards while holding an effective stance (Actually leaning forward to effectively brace the weapon, feat set apart if bladed, etc.).
 
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