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O lawd that would be the absolute peak of the entire shitshow.
Creutzfeldt-Jakob as a long-term effect from the vaccine.
Sounds unlikely, though. CJD is caused by prions, do any of the vaccines contain proteins or could result in prions forming?
prions forming from the vaccine was that guys conjecture. Something about the spike protein they targeted iirc.

edit: yeah what that other guy said about ribosomes n sheeeeit. I need coffee.
 
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If You Make or Buy a Fake COVID-19 Vaccination Record Card, You Endanger Yourself and Those Around You, and You Are Breaking the Law​

https://www.ic3.gov/Media/Y2021/PSA210330 (https://archive.ph/oClXo)

The Department of Health and Human Services, Office of Inspector General (HHS-OIG) and the FBI are advising the public to be aware of individuals selling fake COVID-19 vaccination record cards and encouraging others to print fake cards at home. Fake vaccination record cards have been advertised on social media websites, as well as e-commerce platforms and blogs.

Vaccination record cards are intended to provide recipients of the COVID-19 vaccine with information about the type of vaccine they received, and when they may be able to receive a second dose of the vaccine. If you did not receive the vaccine, do not buy fake vaccine cards, do not make your own vaccine cards, and do not fill-in blank vaccination record cards with false information. By misrepresenting yourself as vaccinated when entering schools, mass transit, workplaces, gyms, or places of worship, you put yourself and others around you at risk of contracting COVID-19. Additionally, the unauthorized use of an official government agency's seal (such as HHS or the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC)) is a crime, and may be punishable under Title 18 United States Code, Section 1017, and other applicable laws.

Because individuals may use fake vaccine cards to misrepresent themselves as vaccinated, we strongly encourage businesses, schools, places of worship, and government agencies to follow CDC guidance and continue to maintain social distancing and use personal protective equipment. If you did receive the vaccine, we recommend you do not post photos of your vaccine card to social media websites—your personal information could be stolen to commit fraud. For more information about the dangers of sharing your vaccination status on social media, see

https://www.fbi.gov/contact-us/fiel...19-vaccination-card-on-social-media-platforms

https://www.consumer.ftc.gov/blog/2021/02/social-media-no-place-covid-19-vaccination-cards
don't do it or they'll put you in prison and you'll have to stay indoors
 
Nice to see so many Americas having the balls to get the vax and saying no to retards who want the new normal and do everything they can to make the new normal happen,

You need to change this. The new normal is going forward inspite of vaccination making the social reasons for it moot. The line going around is still about needing boosters and having to do all the same restrictions despite existing vaccines. I don't know how you cope with this Branch COVIDian, but good luck trying.
 
4/20 summary for future historians who are taking a break from researching the lead up to the Clownworld Wars and are too high:
  • Overwhelming data-driven science from the before times and current are being ignored to pretend masks stop a virus.
  • All previous knowledge of corona viruses went out the window in favor of partisan politics. HQC & Ivermectin continue to be known therapies left unused for the tiny sliver of old fat people dying from this "pandemic".
  • Decades of previous failures developing corona virus vaccines are being ignored, half of the US population is now part of the largest experiment ever conducted. New mRNA tech has been thrown into the mix, vaxxZombies any month now. Sorry, I mean prion-abled humans, forgive my rudeness.
  • Blue states push for endless shutdowns, red states are opening up. All data that does not conform is ignored or denied. Censorship runs rampant, especially talking about censorship.
  • The list of wrongthink continues to expand: election fraud, vaccine side effects, dead nigger saints, mass shootings, right-wing brony culture, ... literally any opinion will brand you a trumptard conspiracy theorist. Totally not cultish behavior though.
  • Economic collapse inbound, money printing full steam ahead!
It's hard to judge since I'm mired in the muck with crazies, but I'd say mass psychosis is at a fever pitch ready to explode. If I had to guess I'd say a match will set off this tinderbox mid summer 2021. Was I right?
 
You need to change this. The new normal is going forward inspite of vaccination making the social reasons for it moot. The line going around is still about needing boosters and having to do all the same restrictions despite existing vaccines. I don't know how you cope with this Branch COVIDian, but good luck trying.
I won't change shit in that post. Sorry the truth is hard for you to hear, but only people that are making this the new normal, is people like you. You need to stop being a doomer, and enjoy life, try going out for some exercise and fresh air, really no reason for you to be scared any more, just accept it's all coming to a end and life is getting back to normal.

Does exercise really reduce the risks of Covid-19?
 

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I won't change shit in that post. Sorry the truth is hard for you to hear, but only people that are making this the new normal, is people like you. You need to stop being a doomer, and enjoy life, try going out for some exercise and fresh air, really no reason for you to be scared any more, just accept it's all coming to a end and life is getting back to normal.

Does exercise really reduce the risks of Covid-19?

This is funny. Did you forget which angle you were trolling from? I appreciate you arguing my point in my stead, but it isn't the people who are deathly afraid of the virus who have been going out and ignoring the restrictions. You gotta remember that if you want to do this right. You've really been slipping lately. Did posting vaccination locations bore even you too much?
 
This is funny. Did you forget which angle you were trolling from? I appreciate you arguing my point in my stead, but it isn't the people who are deathly afraid of the virus who have been going out and ignoring the restrictions. You gotta remember that if you want to do this right. You've really been slipping lately. Did posting vaccination locations bore even you too much?
Being smart when you go out isn't being afraid, you shouldn't be afraid of cars but doesn't mean you should play in traffic. But the point is you sound scared of the world going back to normal and scared of the world in general, thinking everyone is out to get you, you just need to step out and enjoy life..

COVID-19: Families reunite as travel bubble between Australia and New Zealand opens
 
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Hm. Yeah, does sound unlikely. Would still be hilariously clownworldish if the vaccines people rushed to get would lead to a widespread and much deadlier disease.
That disease will either be COVID-19 or a coronavirus more commonly considered a cold. If it's bad enough, we get another spike in hospitalizations and deaths which be from all sorts of demographics, so enjoy your 2022 lockdown. This might be the "COVID-21" some conspiracy theory alleges.

I don't believe it's a conspiracy, I believe it's just a mix of idiots seeking power and idiots seeking profit colluding in the greatest by far act of corporate malfeasance in history. We just don't know how many will die.
No, cancellation is the likely scenario if they're not doing it.
At least the idiots in Japan cancelled the Olympics themselves rather than World War II cancelling it for them like in 1940. Nevermind the only Olympians at risk are the old-ass dudes who do the skeet shooting, the ancient-ass coaches on whatever teams, and the Olympians who do steroids.

Here's how you hold an event in this day and age. Have a guy in a respirator take temperatures outside. Turn away anyone over normal body temperature. Let everyone else in. Advise people there is a risk of a dangerous disease and ask them to respect social distancing and wash their hands with hot water and soap (a facemask is too hard for people to wear, we know this for a fact because lowest common denominator). And that's all you can do, because you're dealing with adults.
It's hard to judge since I'm mired in the muck with crazies, but I'd say mass psychosis is at a fever pitch ready to explode. If I had to guess I'd say a match will set off this tinderbox mid summer 2021. Was I right?
Like the match lit by Saint Floyd of Fent in late May 2020 where "protesting for racial justice" became permitted and these peaceful protests resulted in the mass looting of stores nationwide?

Wouldn't be surprised if there's another martyr for the cult of social justice in the next few months. Blacks hate these lockdowns and nonsense too, and redirecting their anger against whites and the police is important. They hate the vaccines too, that's why they need all the rappers, black doctors, black celebrities, and other black figures they can find to make ads to convince them to take the vaccine. And they have reason to be worried, just see the Tuskegee syphilis experiment. Malcolm X was right about white liberals not having good intentions in mind when they deal with the black community.
 
This is funny. Did you forget which angle you were trolling from? I appreciate you arguing my point in my stead, but it isn't the people who are deathly afraid of the virus who have been going out and ignoring the restrictions. You gotta remember that if you want to do this right. You've really been slipping lately. Did posting vaccination locations bore even you too much?
No he's just being intentionally retarded.
The more you engage the more he is just going to use words wrong, strawman and generally at like a disingenuous boot-licker.

Negrate the faggot and move on.
 
No he's just being intentionally retarded.
The more you engage the more he is just going to use words wrong, strawman and generally at like a disingenuous boot-licker.

Negrate the faggot and move on.
It was fun when he was just posting Branch COVIDian nonsense, served as a fun injection of "this is what nigger cattle actually believe".
 
No he's just being intentionally retarded.
The more you engage the more he is just going to use words wrong, strawman and generally at like a disingenuous boot-licker.

Negrate the faggot and move on.
He's a fucking biting fly.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

*thwack*

"MATE ANTIVAX SORRY BALLS DOOMER SHIT EEEEEEEEEEE"

*thwack*

"GET THE VAX CARD EEEEEEEEEEE"

"okay, whatever"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WELCOME TO REALITY GET THE VAX DOOMER DOOMER DOOMER BLAH BLAH EEEEEEEEE"

You cannot ignore him and you cannot call him a faggot, you need a spray to eject him, he's impossible and unignorable. This isn't chans where we can outright hide him (I wouldn't bitch otherwise) and we don't have to tolerate this fucking shitting cunt. Do not feed the troll works only if the troll possesses the capacity to understand the fine line between agitation and performance art and sometimes - it's so blurry it doesn't exist. So yeah, I'd like jannies to do their job and fumigate this bitch.

@It's HK-47 please fumigate him, please, please, pretty please.
 
Pharmacies over here are now giving away free rapid test kits, seen lots of people going in and out of the stores with stacks of them. The packaging even has lovely prominently featured "Made in China" text on them.
Are those the same kits that can diagnose a fruit as COVID-positive?
 
He's a fucking biting fly.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

*thwack*

"MATE ANTIVAX SORRY BALLS DOOMER SHIT EEEEEEEEEEE"

*thwack*

"GET THE VAX CARD EEEEEEEEEEE"

"okay, whatever"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WELCOME TO REALITY GET THE VAX DOOMER DOOMER DOOMER BLAH BLAH EEEEEEEEE"

You cannot ignore him and you cannot call him a faggot, you need a spray to eject him, he's impossible and unignorable. This isn't chans where we can outright hide him (I wouldn't bitch otherwise) and we don't have to tolerate this fucking shitting cunt. Do not feed the troll works only if the troll possesses the capacity to understand the fine line between agitation and performance art and sometimes - it's so blurry it doesn't exist. So yeah, I'd like jannies to do their job and fumigate this bitch.

@It's HK-47 please fumigate him, please, please, pretty please.
Not shocking someone scared of a mask and vax, wants to make this thread a safespace, or as you could call it lockdown this thread.

Lets get this thread back on topic, I know you all like to derail it but this the covid thread after all.

Covid in Uttar Pradesh: Coronavirus overwhelms India's most populous state
ndia is reeling under a severe second wave of Covid-19 and many states are struggling to cope with the rising numbers. Uttar Pradesh, India's most populous state, is among the worst affected in the country and its people are suffering even as authorities insist the situation is under control, reports the BBC's Geeta Pandey.
Kanwal Jeet Singh's 58-year-old father Niranjan Pal Singh died on Friday in an ambulance while being ferried from one hospital to another. They had been turned away by four hospitals for a lack of beds.
"It was a heart-wrenching day for me," he told me on the phone from his home in Kanpur city. "I believe if he had received treatment on time, he would have lived. But no-one helped us, the police, the health authorities or the government."
With a total of 851,620 infections and 9,830 deaths since the pandemic began last year, Uttar Pradesh had not done too badly during the first wave that ravaged many other states. But the second wave has brought it to the brink.
Authorities say the situation is under control. But disturbing images of overcrowded testing centres, hospitals turning away patients and funeral pyres burning round the clock at cremation grounds in the state capital, Lucknow, and other major cities such as Varanasi, Kanpur and Allahabad have made national headlines.
With 240 million people, Uttar Pradesh is India's most populous state. Home to every sixth Indian, if it was a separate country, it would be the fifth largest by population in the world, just behind China, India, US and Indonesia - and bigger than Pakistan and Brazil.
The state is also politically India's most important - it sends the largest number of MPs - 80 - to parliament, including Prime Minister Narendra Modi who, although from another state, contests from here. However, this political influence has brought it little development.
The state has 191,000 active cases at the moment and thousands of new infections are being reported daily - though numbers are believed to be much higher - and this has put the state's creaky health infrastructure firmly in the spotlight.
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Uttar Pradesh cases and deaths - graph

Among the sick are the state's Chief Minister Yogi Adityanath, several of his cabinet colleagues, dozens of government officials and hundreds of doctors, nurses and other health workers.
Over the past few days, I have spoken to dozens of people from across the state, and heard grim stories.
Videos shared by a local journalist in Kanpur show a sick man lying on the ground in the parking lot of the government-run Lala Lajpat Rai hospital. A little distance away, an elderly man sits on a bench. They are both positive for Covid, but the hospital has no beds to accommodate them.
Outside the government-run Kanshiram hospital, a young woman wept as she said that two hospitals had refused to admit her sick mother.
"They're saying they have run out of beds. If you don't have a bed, put her on the floor, but at least give her some treatment. There are lots of patients like her. I've seen several people like me being turned away.
"The chief minister says there are adequate beds, please show me where they are. Please treat my mother," she said, sobbing inconsolably.

'No-one came'​

The situation in the capital, Lucknow, is equally dire.
Sushil Kumar Srivastava was photographed sitting in his car, strapped to an oxygen cylinder while his desperate family drove him from one hospital to another. By the time they found a bed for him, it was too late.
When I called his son Ashish, he said he was too devastated to talk. "You know what's happened. I'm in no condition to talk," he said, his voice breaking.
Retired judge Ramesh Chandra's handwritten note in Hindi, requesting help after the authorities failed to remove his wife's body from their home, was shared by hundreds of people on social media.
"My wife and I are both corona positive. Since yesterday morning, I called the government helpline numbers at least 50 times, but no-one came to deliver any medicines or take us to hospital.
"Because of the administration's laxity," he wrote, "my wife died this morning."
vaccine doses per state

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Personally, it's come as no surprise to me that the state is struggling to deal with the coronavirus pandemic as it wreaks havoc on its people.
For years, I have despaired at the poor medical facilities in the state - it's where my ancestral village is located and I know the struggles of finding a doctor or an ambulance even in normal times.
With a raging pandemic, the struggles have become harder.
In the holy city of Varanasi, which is also PM Modi's constituency, long-time resident Vimal Kapoor, whose 70-year-old mother Nirmala Kapoor died from Covid in a hospital last Thursday, described the situation as "bhayavah" - frightening.
"I have seen too many people dying in ambulances. Hospitals are turning away patients because there are no beds, chemists have run out of essential Covid drugs, and oxygen is in short supply."
Mr Kapoor said when he took his mother's body to the cremation ground, he encountered a "lashon ka dher" - a pile of bodies. The cost of wood for the pyre has gone up three times and the wait for a spot for cremation has risen from 15-20 minutes to five-six hours.
"I have never seen anything like that before. Wherever you look, you see ambulances and bodies," he said.
Burning pyres in Lucknow
IMAGE COPYRIGHTSUMIT KUMAR
image captionCrematoriums in Lucknow have been busy with funeral pyres burning round the clock
Stories of deaths and families devastated by Covid-19 abound as infections continue to gallop - on Sunday, the state recorded 30,596 new cases, it's highest-ever single-day tally.
Even that, activists and opposition politicians say, does not give a true picture of the infection's spread. They accuse the state of keeping its case and death count low by not testing enough and not including data from private laboratories.
And there seems merit in their claim. Many people I spoke to said either they had failed to get tested or their positive results had not been uploaded on the state government site. From Lucknow, 62-year-old Ajay Singh sent me his wife's positive test report which finds no mention in the state records.
And neither Mr Singh who died in Kanpur, nor Mrs Kapoor's mother who perished in Varanasi, were included in the state's tally of pandemic casualties - their death certificates did not mention coronavirus as the cause of death.

media caption‘A Covid tsunami we had never seen before’
Indian media has also questioned the government data - with reports of a mismatch between the official number of deaths and the bodies at crematoriums in Lucknow and Varanasi.
Anshuman Rai, director of Heritage Hospitals - a private group that runs medical collages and hospitals in the state - describes the situation as "extraordinary".
"The reason why services are cracking is because too many health workers, including doctors, nurses, ward boys and lab technicians are falling sick.
"At a time when we should be working 200%, we are not even able to do 100% because the health sector is totally manpower dependent."
Critics, however, blame the state and the federal government for failing to anticipate the second wave.
They say there was a lull between September and February when the health services and infrastructure could have been augmented, the state could have created oxygen banks and stocked up on medicines, but they squandered the opportunity.
And with the virus spreading rapidly, things are unlikely to get better anytime soon.
 
Not shocking someone scared of a mask and vax, wants to make this thread a safespace, or as you could call it lockdown this thread.

Lets get this thread back on topic, I know you all like to derail it but this the covid thread after all.

Covid in Uttar Pradesh: Coronavirus overwhelms India's most populous state
ndia is reeling under a severe second wave of Covid-19 and many states are struggling to cope with the rising numbers. Uttar Pradesh, India's most populous state, is among the worst affected in the country and its people are suffering even as authorities insist the situation is under control, reports the BBC's Geeta Pandey.
Kanwal Jeet Singh's 58-year-old father Niranjan Pal Singh died on Friday in an ambulance while being ferried from one hospital to another. They had been turned away by four hospitals for a lack of beds.
"It was a heart-wrenching day for me," he told me on the phone from his home in Kanpur city. "I believe if he had received treatment on time, he would have lived. But no-one helped us, the police, the health authorities or the government."
With a total of 851,620 infections and 9,830 deaths since the pandemic began last year, Uttar Pradesh had not done too badly during the first wave that ravaged many other states. But the second wave has brought it to the brink.
Authorities say the situation is under control. But disturbing images of overcrowded testing centres, hospitals turning away patients and funeral pyres burning round the clock at cremation grounds in the state capital, Lucknow, and other major cities such as Varanasi, Kanpur and Allahabad have made national headlines.
With 240 million people, Uttar Pradesh is India's most populous state. Home to every sixth Indian, if it was a separate country, it would be the fifth largest by population in the world, just behind China, India, US and Indonesia - and bigger than Pakistan and Brazil.
The state is also politically India's most important - it sends the largest number of MPs - 80 - to parliament, including Prime Minister Narendra Modi who, although from another state, contests from here. However, this political influence has brought it little development.
The state has 191,000 active cases at the moment and thousands of new infections are being reported daily - though numbers are believed to be much higher - and this has put the state's creaky health infrastructure firmly in the spotlight.
1px transparent line

Uttar Pradesh cases and deaths - graph

Among the sick are the state's Chief Minister Yogi Adityanath, several of his cabinet colleagues, dozens of government officials and hundreds of doctors, nurses and other health workers.
Over the past few days, I have spoken to dozens of people from across the state, and heard grim stories.
Videos shared by a local journalist in Kanpur show a sick man lying on the ground in the parking lot of the government-run Lala Lajpat Rai hospital. A little distance away, an elderly man sits on a bench. They are both positive for Covid, but the hospital has no beds to accommodate them.
Outside the government-run Kanshiram hospital, a young woman wept as she said that two hospitals had refused to admit her sick mother.
"They're saying they have run out of beds. If you don't have a bed, put her on the floor, but at least give her some treatment. There are lots of patients like her. I've seen several people like me being turned away.
"The chief minister says there are adequate beds, please show me where they are. Please treat my mother," she said, sobbing inconsolably.

'No-one came'​

The situation in the capital, Lucknow, is equally dire.
Sushil Kumar Srivastava was photographed sitting in his car, strapped to an oxygen cylinder while his desperate family drove him from one hospital to another. By the time they found a bed for him, it was too late.
When I called his son Ashish, he said he was too devastated to talk. "You know what's happened. I'm in no condition to talk," he said, his voice breaking.
Retired judge Ramesh Chandra's handwritten note in Hindi, requesting help after the authorities failed to remove his wife's body from their home, was shared by hundreds of people on social media.
"My wife and I are both corona positive. Since yesterday morning, I called the government helpline numbers at least 50 times, but no-one came to deliver any medicines or take us to hospital.
"Because of the administration's laxity," he wrote, "my wife died this morning."
vaccine doses per state

1px transparent line

Personally, it's come as no surprise to me that the state is struggling to deal with the coronavirus pandemic as it wreaks havoc on its people.
For years, I have despaired at the poor medical facilities in the state - it's where my ancestral village is located and I know the struggles of finding a doctor or an ambulance even in normal times.
With a raging pandemic, the struggles have become harder.
In the holy city of Varanasi, which is also PM Modi's constituency, long-time resident Vimal Kapoor, whose 70-year-old mother Nirmala Kapoor died from Covid in a hospital last Thursday, described the situation as "bhayavah" - frightening.
"I have seen too many people dying in ambulances. Hospitals are turning away patients because there are no beds, chemists have run out of essential Covid drugs, and oxygen is in short supply."
Mr Kapoor said when he took his mother's body to the cremation ground, he encountered a "lashon ka dher" - a pile of bodies. The cost of wood for the pyre has gone up three times and the wait for a spot for cremation has risen from 15-20 minutes to five-six hours.
"I have never seen anything like that before. Wherever you look, you see ambulances and bodies," he said.
Burning pyres in Lucknow
IMAGE COPYRIGHTSUMIT KUMAR
image captionCrematoriums in Lucknow have been busy with funeral pyres burning round the clock
Stories of deaths and families devastated by Covid-19 abound as infections continue to gallop - on Sunday, the state recorded 30,596 new cases, it's highest-ever single-day tally.
Even that, activists and opposition politicians say, does not give a true picture of the infection's spread. They accuse the state of keeping its case and death count low by not testing enough and not including data from private laboratories.
And there seems merit in their claim. Many people I spoke to said either they had failed to get tested or their positive results had not been uploaded on the state government site. From Lucknow, 62-year-old Ajay Singh sent me his wife's positive test report which finds no mention in the state records.
And neither Mr Singh who died in Kanpur, nor Mrs Kapoor's mother who perished in Varanasi, were included in the state's tally of pandemic casualties - their death certificates did not mention coronavirus as the cause of death.

media caption‘A Covid tsunami we had never seen before’
Indian media has also questioned the government data - with reports of a mismatch between the official number of deaths and the bodies at crematoriums in Lucknow and Varanasi.
Anshuman Rai, director of Heritage Hospitals - a private group that runs medical collages and hospitals in the state - describes the situation as "extraordinary".
"The reason why services are cracking is because too many health workers, including doctors, nurses, ward boys and lab technicians are falling sick.
"At a time when we should be working 200%, we are not even able to do 100% because the health sector is totally manpower dependent."
Critics, however, blame the state and the federal government for failing to anticipate the second wave.
They say there was a lull between September and February when the health services and infrastructure could have been augmented, the state could have created oxygen banks and stocked up on medicines, but they squandered the opportunity.
And with the virus spreading rapidly, things are unlikely to get better anytime soon.

See, in this case, I know that you're not doing it in earnest and it kinda takes the edge off your shtick. Thanks! This makes you a bit more tolerable now. :biggrin:
I guess I just need to insult you a bit more to make you react.
 
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