The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[AnOminous]

> Hitler's Birthday
> Anniversary of the Columbine shooting
> Weed day
> The day the biggest race trail has its deliberation which will no doubt negativity impact every city in the US.

Tell me men, are we living in some kind of intergalactic TV show ran by space Jews like in that one episode of South Park? This shit is too coincidental for it to be not being a running gag at this point.

I hope they take at least one more day to deliberate.

 

[LemmeSee]

If there are riots the democrats will look hypocritical! That'll be the end of em! Sure they control the government, the public and private education system, the DAs in the cities, and most multi-nationals but they would look like hypocrites, guys! They can't let that happen!

 

[Plunkie]

Glad to know Biden learned a thing or two from Obama's performative fuckups.

Cool clock, Ahmed! Wanna come to the white house?

 

[Niggernerd]

Cool clock, Ahmed! Wanna come to the white house?

Will he invite floyds corpse to the white house?

 

[MugolEx]

I hope they take at least one more day to deliberate.

It would be pretty hilarious a decade later if 4/20 goes down to be a day everyone remembers when a bunch of cities get raised.

 

[TLEN]

Will he invite floyds corpse to the white house?

If he can make the dead vote for him, making one nigger wave for the cameras is nothing.

 

[No Face]

oh shit the camera just turned on

people are suggesting the verdict will be delivered at 1pm

 

[Stoneheart]

So you're saying bring back paddy wagons instead of shit with back seats?

Well Vans would be a huge improvement...

 

[Collections Agent]

It would be pretty hilarious a decade later if 4/20 goes down to be a day everyone remembers when a bunch of cities get raised.

420 raze it

 

[ShortBusDriver]

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The copes are already beginning. Murder verdicts are almost always appealed, idk why it's such a big deal this time. Nelson already knows that Chauvin's not going to get a full acquittal, so he's pulling out all the stops to get a mistrial declared.

All this is going to do is soothe the asshurt of conservatives who have an optical condition that somehow enables them to ignore 9 minutes of footage of a powertripping faggot cop's knee on a man's neck if this guy gets convicted. For this to even work on appeal, they need to definitively prove that even one juror was 100% influenced by Maxine Waters' words or fucking Saturday Night Live in specific.

idk how the jury will decide at this point, but what I do know is that the whole "maxine waters made them vote guilty" is going to ring in conservo's heads for years. Then the narrative becomes "This was a sham trial! They voted that innocent, heroic, knee-necking powertripping cop guilty because of that mean old black woman! #trusttheplan the appeal is coming!"

Left wing kooks have been telling us that Trumps tweets caused people to storm the capital

Tweets presented at his impeachment that he didn't actually tweet.

This is a sitting congress woman from ANOTHER state calling for violence in the streets if she doesn't get her away.

I'm not sure whose coping here...

 

[LemmeSee]

I'd make life-changing decisions based on bibliomancy before I trust a single word that comes out of Posobiec's mouth.

 

[Salubrious]

Yeah it's not good man. I come from a family of teachers and professors so I've always been surrounded with education and no doubt CRT is being taught in my brothers and the surrounding schools. He has his Masters and I still had to explain to him that "they have different ways of learning" is bullshit and that math is a universal concept.

This stuff is deeply rooted in our society now, and according to James Lindsey it's going to take Decades to undo the damage.

This is why I think this Trial might be the hard line, because if this goes the wrong way it's going to be very very very difficult to turn this back around again. Decades of work.

One of the reasons why common core math was so sinister to me, was not just only because they were overcomplicating very basic concepts, but because they were basically teaching kids that there is ONE RIGHT WAY to get the answer, and any other way is wrong even if you get the correct answer.

And this follows people their whole lives. I've seen college graduates paralyzed with fear because they might do something incorrectly, so they just choose to not do anything at all. Not even try something first and then adjust if necessary; they are just too afraid to do anything.

"It's better to beg forgiveness than ask permission" is something I try to live by, but it's hard for these kids when they are literally taught that one slip up and your life is over. Even if we have to find an improper tweet 10 years from now that wasn't improper at the time but we just decided to change the game and backdate everything.

 

[Polyboros2]

I personally do not expect the riots to be as bad this go around, even if he gets off on anything. Maybe a night or two at about the previous chimp out level, but now the unrest is inconvenient to the powers that be. People aren't going to be catch and released ready for the next night. I don't think they are going to prosecute rioters hard, but I do think they are going to keep them locked up longer and really scare the shit out of them about doing hard time, and they'll peter out a lot quicker when people are afraid of consequences.

Edit: I just realized, y'all niggers can't Rainbow me, will then just know that I love you too.

 

[Gehenna]

-snip-

Picking up from my prior post on this, and using the article linked, let's take a bit closer look at our jury.

Spoiler: Very Long Look

Male, White, Young. Generally, anyone who claims they are logical is not. The All Lives Matter rhetoric means he is either a well-palced troll from the left or legitimately not indoctrinated. While he has visited the spot,. it was for unrelated reasons. I have both good and bad signs from him so he remains in the tossup category.

Female, Mixed, Young. All bad signs, I will assume "mixed" means "Half black" as it is the position least likely to be favorable to Chauvin. The "national input" angle is a bad one especially if there is reason to think she has a bias. Which we have in spades. Stays in the Pro-Guilty category and is likely the strongest detractor to Chauvin.

Male, White, Mid-Aged. Good signs all around for a Pro-Acquittal stance. Some pre bias, but is willing to set that aside allegedly. Notably works as an auditor, which means he stands to make money if things burn and a lot of properties go up for sale. Pro-Acquittal, but weakly.

Male, Black, Mid-Aged. Male is good, but their blackness is worth noting as being foreign. Additionally, he is well off, raised in a red state (And likely NOT Somalian since he moved to Minnesota). The addition of French as a language makes me think from one of the French colonies which tend to be VERY anti-ghetto black. Well-paying job area, nuclear family, is doing this out of civic duty. VERY pro-acquittal given the evidence provided to him.

Female, White, Older. Two good signs there, wealthier and works for a living. The lawyer sounds like she knows this will be fucked and is readying her own defense. She has a few red flags in her responses, but overall I am moving her from Pro-Guilty to Tossup.

Male, Black, Mid-Aged. STRONGLY Pro-Acquittal. Wealthy blacks hate Ghetto blacks AND he has expressed Pro-Chauvin views. Has some of the stock discrimination views, but his background is a big open goal for the defense.

Female, White, Older. Lives outside Minneapolis and thus less susceptible to fear. Mostly good statistics. Works in healthcare and likely to better understand how fucked FLoyd's health was. Good statements. Pro-Aquittal.

Male, Black, Mid-Aged. That burglary history is gooood for the defense. And it definitely sounds like he is a wealthier black. Means a good bias against Ghetto Blacks AND Goloyd's history will rub him wrong. Pro Police too. Moving him from Tossup to Pro-Aquittal.

Female, Mixed, Mid-Aged. Bad demographics all around. Good responses, but something about her history rubs me wrong. Tentative Tossup.

Female, White, Older. Nurse is good, likely to spot the issues. The judge can say all he wants about being an expert witness, but she will hold a LOT of sway with the other jurors. Being older makes her less likely to be an issue AND she is from out of Minneapolis proper. I had her as tossup, but moving her to Pro-Aquittal.

Female, Black, Older. Being a grandmother is worrying, The focus on being black as an identifier is worrying. Just all around worrying. Pro-Guilty.

Female, White, Mid-aged. Works in insurance, which means she has a financial stake in watching the city burn. Her answers though are worrying and so she remains in the Pro-Guilty camp.



So we have two tossups moving to Pro-Acquittal with one Pro-Guilty moving to Tossup. Honestly, this jury... isn't half bad. It's 6 - 3 -3 Acquittal - Tossup - Guilty.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

Wish blue cities/states would just secede at this point, unironically.

At this point, I wouldn't be opposed to it. Can we just split the country in 4 sections?

1) White Ethnostate, so those idiots can go over there
2) Black Ethnostate, so they are no longer "oppressed" and can run it anyway they want.
3) Liberal Hugbox Socialist Land, so they can run that shit into the ground and we can laugh at them.
4) Normal America, where I will be where we just run everything normal like and the government leaves us alone as much as possible.

 

[Salubrious]

people are suggesting the verdict will be delivered at 1pm

If the verdict is coming at 1 pm, he's guilty of all charges. There's zero chance they agree to Innocent this early, and a jury can't be hung in less than 24 hours.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I'm pretty sure anyone who thinks George Floyd was murdered via knee has the following brain:

A: They never have been in a fight, let alone rough housed with anyone and therefore actually believe he was killed via the power of a hold lighter then most spergs trying to headlock someone.

B: They just hate cops. Most people get this, but that nigga who gave you a DUI charge for sleeping in your car is not the same as this guy on the stand.

C: They are somehow dumb enough to believe cops are actually murdering blacks amass. Total murder by cops to blacks in 2018: 250-ish. The same area number as people of get CJD, a one in a million prion disease.

 

[Kendrick]

This trial has so many fuckups it should have been stopped pretty early on.

The prosecution's mistake should have mistrialed it right then and there, as the Judge told them before they made said mistake.

But then, the jury should have been dismissed the moment a phone photo was taken by fat Kamalah. In this fay and age of wireless internet and automated cloud saving, there is no means to control who can and can't see the photos. Asking nicely is not enough.

But at the end it should have been put out for ANOTHER round of jury tampering with Waterbrains threatening them with riots if they don't find Chauvin guilty. Not "This opens the door to appeals", deal with it right now judge.

 

[Gehenna]

If the verdict is coming at 1 pm, he's guilty of all charges. There's zero chance they agree to Innocent this early, and a jury can't be hung in less than 24 hours.

Perhaps not, I did a bit more thorough of a look at our jury and.,.. it actually leans Pro-Aquittal.

Edit: Though that assumes they vote by what their backgrounds indicate and not due to "oh shit everything I love is going to burn".

 

[FatalTater]

And this follows people their whole lives. I've seen college graduates paralyzed with fear because they might do something incorrectly, so they just choose to not do anything at all. Not even try something first and then adjust if necessary; they are just too afraid to do anything.

A homeschooled family member of mine used to work for Walmart, and he would see this shit all the time. Workers would sit and stare at a pallet of goods for half a shift rather than risk putting something slightly wrong, so they would wait for a supervisor to hold their hands and show them where stuff goes. Apparently it was an exhausting situation.