The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[TheClappening]

It's a good thing so many people took Boomer Joe's advice and purchased themselves some good ol' pump action shotguns with his generous COVID stimulus check.

Double barrel. Which you should fire warning shots with.

 

[ThatOneLurker]

LET'S FUCKING

GOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Hackallier]

It's sad that the trial will be over soon and the thread will be buried by time. It was fun sneeding with you all.

 

[Just Here for A and H]

No matter who wins this trial, know that the true and honest autists of U.S. Riots of May 2020 over George Floyd and others are the true winners.

 

[Stoneheart]

I didn't know the KF userbase were all expert politics understanders and practicing lawyers.

Im the Kanzler of Austria so i should be an expert in everything...

 

[Marissa Moira]

Can you retards stop doomposting for one second, I said the same thing after the initial riots. This isn't going to be fun but it sure as hell isn't going to be the end of the world.

You ask the impossibru

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

Can you retards stop doomposting for one second, I said the same thing after the initial riots. This isn't going to be fun but it sure as hell isn't going to be the end of the world.

The U.S. is irreparably corrupt. I hope this IS the end of the U.S.

 

[Top Skink]

doesn't matter who loses, I win, I got and will get to laugh and sneed and farm a small mountain of kiwi karma off of it

 

[66andtwothirds]

if they have reached a verdict this quickly its pretty much a lock for Option A on the poll (i predicted thith.)

 

[Puck]

I dont care about the verdict I just want there to be riots

 

[The First Fag]

It's sad that the trial will be over soon and the thread will be buried by time. It was fun sneeding with you all.

And you as well.
I MUST SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

 

[The Last Stand]

Just release the verdict NOW.

The anticipation is killing me.

 

[BubbleButt]

He deliberately stood on a black man's neck until he died how is this difficult for you to grasp? There was bodycam footage and everything.

Killing 3/5 of a person is not actual murder, tho

 

[Squid Diddler]

Idolatry. Pray to the Lord your God

Neck yourself, heretic

 

[Random Internet Person]

I would think Hillary would've had a higher chance for 2020. Or at least a safer bet. She had way too much baggage with Benghazi lingering over to secure any demographic. Biden is perfect for the DNC: old, neo-liberal, White, deteriorating. They practically set him up to win.

I've always thought that Biden is just there to flush MAGA out of the system and set the table for others to lead America into utopia. You already got people saying that Kamala could be POTUS for 10 years.

She's married you sick fuck!

Happily?

I'm pretty sure the fact that the meme means nothing IS the point.

Didn't someone earlier in the thread say 4Chan used it to derail talk about The Simpsons because all talk came back to when it went to shit?

I looked at both the Zimmerman & Anthony trial because i believe the juries in both cases took the same amount of time in acquitting both and low & behold, they did indeed only take a day.

Weren't those also fucked because prosecution went for the jugular?

 

[cantankerous jackalope]

I can't imagine any good person would want to be a juror in this trial, it's probably made up of activists anyway.

No matter what, if Chauvin walks then Minnieapolis burns, if Chauvin gets tried for murder then the MPD basically resign and Minneapolis burns anyway

 

[Ethereal Eye]

BUCKLE UP BOYS, FOR THE LAST RIDE OF THE DAY

 

[russian roulade]

Sorry Derek but I really think you're fucked on this one, no way some of those jurors got persuaded away from their default guilty of everything votes this quickly

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Double barrel. Which you should fire warning shots with.

Yeah, I know. But instead people took all the fucking 590A1 Retrogrades, which I am still a little peeved about but can't blame them for now.

 

[OJ Simpson]

I'm here for the apocalypse bois. I'M READY.