The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[SalmaoneSlaamper]

For the Linux users
youtube-dl -f best https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1384609246902243329 -o "Lori Lightfoot No Looting 2020-04-20.mp4"

Just going to archive that for the lulz.

youtube-dl.exe -f best https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1384609246902243329 -o "Lori Lightfoot No Looting 2020-04-20.mp4"

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[furūtsu]

Tfw won't reach pg 800 before verdict is dropped

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

Peaceful, yet fiery. I hope all of you non-U.S. kiwis have as much fun watching the show as everyone else!

We sure do

 

[SBG]

This is either a leak or NBC is really calling it prematurely.
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Networks setup graphics ahead of time, they'd have both the guilty and non-guilty graphics on hand and probably fucked up putting the wrong graphic up. It's like how newspapers have obituaries on hand for celebrities that on rare occasions get published early.

 

[Rekkington]

"CHAUVIN SPOTTED AT SNEED'S JUST NOW!"

lol fuck i'm back in it

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Imagine being the poor bastard who's gotta read the verdict. I really hope that guy's got insurance.

 

[HumanHive]

WHAT'S THE FUCKING VERDICT
FUCKING CHRIST I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR AN HOUR NOW

Guilty. The Jury pool was tainted from the get go, one of the jurors straight up had already made up her mind.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

At least I get verdict before bed...

 

[Contra Pozz]

Sneeding into the bong water is not the correct way to sneed, gah.

It's Jenkem to fit the occasion

 

[Pig Cups]

791 pages, and I now get why you autists have been at this so hard...this shit’s fun

 

[Hitman One]

WHAT'S THE FUCKING VERDICT
FUCKING CHRIST I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR AN HOUR NOW

Guilty as sneed.

 

[DavidS877]

Well yeah, that's how juries work. If it's not unanimous it's not a decision.

In Oregon they didn't have to be unanimous up until not long ago when a court case made the law change.

 

[Flip: Draw 2]

ONE MINUTE. BREAK TIME IS OVER.

 

[LargeChoonger]

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ANY FUCKING MINUTE NOW

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Coelacanth]

Does it look like in apocalyptic movies where everyone leaves a burning city full of zombies?

No it'll be that scene of crappy cgi zombies climbing a wall.

 

[Dead Memes]

"I think, therefore I Sneed".
- René Descartes

 

[Alter Ego]

Goddamn, these commentators on the Fox10 stream simping hard for prosecution.

 

[soy_king]

Isn’t Hannity the retard who keeps bringing up all the Karate moves he would’ve done to Floyd instead?

Possibly. He is a retard, but God bless him at least he's sincere

 

[Spergichu]

Many thanks to Dear Leader for making the thread theme 10 months in advance.

 

[Calandrino]

I really have to go to the bathroom