The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Gender of peace]

"They tried to bury us. They didn't know we were sneeds."
-Maya Angelou

 

[GreenJacket]

Hopefully Biden, who is the real racist after all, will pardon Chauvin lol.

 

[Socrates]

CHUCK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST SEEDSORT
SUCKFICATION
NO FEEDING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARMS SNEEDING

 

[Concho Pete]

Lol @ the the copers pretending this is confined to Minneapolis. You had very prominent politicians making veiled threats. This is the banana republic you're living in now.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Lmao the jury should have also resurrected Floyd and given him a bag of Fentanyl and a Cadillac.

lol they convicted someone for killing him three times so why not make it four?

 

[Techpriest]

Some people just don't want to process what exactly this entails due to just how fucking awful it is, others are idiotic enough to be happy about the outcome. One thing's for sure though, regardless of how many people recognize the enormity of this verdict, this is a landmark precedent for the justice system in this country and if you don't pass the paper bag test, it's time to leave as soon as possible.

I'm thinking Alaska. Still in the U.S. but far away from all this clown shit.

Alaska is still in the US you fucking retard.

 

[Hippopatumus]

i can do my job without killing anyone

it's pretty easy, I've been managing it for over 20 years

A garbage man can't do his job without touching garbage tho

 

[Ashford Lawrence]

I think Kitty is dead or suspended

No posts in a couple days

 

[Nyarlis]

Doesn't matter, he's probably not gonna make it to jail

"Oh shit, you guys are never gonna believe this, we sprayed water on Derek and he melted on the way here !"

 

[TheClappening]

He has it for the first, not the second. The people chasing him were acting as much in self defense as he was.

Stand your ground says “ehhh”. Self defense can also be in the protection of others or property. It’s completely possible for both sides to be correct on self defense there.

Self defense is a defense in court.

If the police had cuffed all the mostly peaceful protesters and they had gotten charged with assault or whatever, they could make the defense that they were acting in self defense by chasing a purported mass shooter. They might even win with that defense.

What doesn't happen is for the others claim self defense, therefore Rittenhouse is guilty.

 

[God of Nothing]

Some people just don't want to process what exactly this entails due to just how fucking awful it is, others are idiotic enough to be happy about the outcome. One thing's for sure though, regardless of how many people recognize the enormity of this verdict, this is a landmark precedent for the justice system in this country and if you don't pass the paper bag test, it's time to leave as soon as possible.

I'm thinking Alaska. Still in the U.S. but far away from all this clown shit.

Stay frosty, home boy.

 

[formershroomeryuser]

Nah he will join the mighty Aryan Brotherhood and be protected. He's proven effective

Well I guess. From cop to Nazi. Whatever.

 

[WonderWino]

Federal charges would be applied on a different basis if they were charged. You cannot be charged by the state and the feds for the same crime. That’s also double jeopardy, IIRC

That is not true. Its called the dual sovereignty exception. tldr: both the state and federal governments are considered sovereign in their own right so both can try for the same crime without violating double jeopardy

source

 

[Young Ned of the Hill]

Cucked gay jury made Baby Hitler cry. And on his birthday, no less... SMH

 

[Saxxon]

I gotta say, this was not the result I expected. It really took my breath away.

Probably it was Chauvin, dude just takes everyone's breath.

 

[DoubleD]

More Twitter users moving the goalposts:

And one whitepill:

 

[Slimy Time]

Genuinely surprised that they found him guilty on all counts. The prosecution case was objectively a pile of trash. Feels over reals is all that's needed. Expect riots to happen in celebration. Also, idk who wants to be a cop anymore at this point.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Hopefully Biden, who is the real racist after all, will pardon Chauvin lol.

Biden pardoning Chauvin will be the biggest break in the simulation

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Alaska is still in the US you fucking retard.

Lmao I could tell your were special by your other posts, but this just proves it.

 

[Niggernerd]

Honestly no one should be coping. Its a win for everyone but chauvin (wife included)
Nogs now know they can indeed nog without repercussions
Reddit and Twitter don't have to cope to a suicide hotline
Some kiwis here coping hard
Some kiwis enjoying the cope
Small businesses MIGHT survive (god have mercy if they have shoes or liquor)
Cops will now be too afraid to actually do their job
Crime will sky rocket in dem areas
But also cop on black killings will also go down

All things considered its a hearty lol from me.