New Episode Yesterday, Fuck You I’m Busy Edition.
Sean’s on BPT, there’s an alleged woman named ‘Emily’ in studio. Some chill vibing about KISS, the studio is pretty happy today. Some goofing on Dick’s mom not knowing words, offering to make Sean a vaccine card, and the Brony Slayer.
Dick says that the Brony Slayer saying he wants to be with Applejack in the afterlife, noting that Applejack is the worst pony waifu, but then he found the media saying “Brony culture online has displayed elements of far-right and white nationalist extremism.” They’re all trannies, there’s not too many Nazis there.
Some talk about Dogecoin, and how it’s for retards. My retardation made me a couple hundred bucks, so fuck you got mine. Basically, basic economics blah blah blah. Dick has also lost a half pound for the contest so far, he should buy my cookbook.
Destination weddings are painful, especially in Alaska. The driving while black simulator is out, it sounds like a joke from /pol/. Some riffing on that, time to talk about the TAZER TAZER TAZER Lady. Dick says that this one seems like more of an accident than other things we’ve seen, surprisingly chill on this one. He says of course that will happen, just because of how many inane interactions the police have with the populace.
L O C K D O W N T A L K
Tranny sports talk, I completely support wholeass men going full retard in the octagon with chicks because it amuses me. Dick makes the very good point that the og gays who fought for equality must be feeling miffed on all this trans shit being what ‘pride’ is about now. Science has become a cult of personality, and is now a religion rather than the humble pursuit of data that you
must try to prove false.
Hate Crimes against Asians are up in LA. You know, people from
Asia, like all of
Asia. Turns out, it’s like 15 overall. Dick washed his truck because the birds, great movie btw, have been fucking it up. Some letters, a good point that rape by power dynamics is when a cop threatens to arrests a woman unless she blows him, not a guy with money hitting on a chick. A shout out to
Bahuuballi, based listener has exquisite taste in film, because there’s a little tag on the corner of the screen whenever a CG animal is on screen explaining its CG. Some sad sack got cheated on while he was in rehab during his AA meetings every day, damn. He stated drinking again, *feels*. Jarbage, I just hope Dame is alive. Some COVID Caren talk, no one cares.
Hide yo’ kids, Vito calls in. Says he’s been arguing with morons, calls Mr. Girl his good friend, says the song was hilarious, and that Mr. Girl was misunderstood on his infamous review. Dick says he thought about doing something similar because it’s so easy to piss people off with it even if it’s an obvious gag, take that as you will. He refers to Dear Leader, and Dick is instantly saddened. Dick then gets pissed at people who get angery over satire, it’s all so tiresome. Dick cuts it short, goes to news.
Biden wants to take away my brothers’ menthols, Apu says sorry to the Indians, Vito just kills any fucking fun you could have here Jesus Christ. More news, I’m doing laundry and it’s not that interesting no one cares.
Vito leaves, shouts out Mr. Girl, and thankfully bounces. Some dude named ‘Catfish’ calls in, he sounds high as shit and Australian. He did a year in prison for robbery and had a hell of a time. People apparently used to pay for drinking his vomit because he had methadone in there. I feel like I’m going to vomit. He got in a fight with a tranny over dope, went to jail, and sold booze and sweets. He also catfished pedophiles on Grindr, using Elliot Rodgers pics, what an absolute fucking lad. Just some fucking droog mugging a pedophile fag dressed all up in his Adidas and God bless he sent a video. He fucking had phone sex with these dudes, and now we roll the tape. It’s like a bogan To Catch A Predator but with extortion, this is the most Aussie thing I’ve seen all day. He’s not the hero Grindr needs or deserves, but it’s great anyways.
This is what happens when you get rid of the actual police. Then he talks about beating a xanned out dude with his own baton, I think we found the purest genetic bogan in all of Australia. Even if you hate Dick, this is an interview worth listening to, he’ll probably upload the clip on YouTube. He bounces, Semper Fi to my main nigga Catfish.
Dick plays the Mr. Girl song and laughs at it, calls it genius and says he supports him and wants him to call in or be in studio if he’s in LA.
Voicemails, see you next (((Tuesday))).
