Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

That sounds like a good name for his next book.

The Legal Plights of Russell Greer: Shady Lawyers and Bias Judges

Front cover shows Skordas and Judge Havas looking down on him menacingly as the security guards from the Ariana Grande concert tackle him to the ground. Ariana in the background laughing with a bunch of saggy pants thugs and kids with their legs blown off

We should just make a comic called Russel Greer vs The World. Every chapter is just Russ picking a fight with some insta thots boyfriend. Then gets his ass kicked and he struts off like he won musing on who he's gonna fight next. All while never learning his lesson.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Women will compliment a guy on his hair or their eyes, those are really the only 2 compliments I get from women in terms of physical appearance. But we all know Russ won't ever groom whatever hair he has left on his head, and his eyes are that of a zombies. Greasy fuck.

 

[Witthel]

ATG probably rejected Russ' audition because it wouldn't make them look good bringing some guy who looks like a literal retard on to the show to mock them.

Then again, if they knew about his history they'd probably be more willing to bring him on for said mocking.

 

[Hamsteroid]

We should just make a comic called Russel Greer vs The World. Every chapter is just Russ picking a fight with some insta thots boyfriend. Then gets his ass kicked and he struts off like he won musing on who he's gonna fight next. All while never learning his lesson.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Taylor Swift is in the news again because one of her stalkers tried breaking in... again. He's been arrested multiple times. I guess he just cares that much more than Russ.

lol:
"The pop phenom has cited violence as one of her "greatest fears," and in the past reportedly has deployed facial recognition technology at some concerts to identify potential stalkers in the crowd."

 

[AbraCadaver]

Women will compliment a guy on his hair or their eyes, those are really the only 2 compliments I get from women in terms of physical appearance. But we all know Russ won't ever groom whatever hair he has left on his head, and his eyes are that of a zombies. Greasy fuck.

I’ll compliment a guy’s shoes if they’re nice, or if his shirt is funny. And I will always give props for having some guns.

As for suits, I would compliment one IF it was some really unique design that stood out. Otherwise, a suit is a suit, there’s a million of em, they’re all pretty similar in the basics. Not sure why Russ wanted his suit complimented out of everything.

I’m guessing in his Narcissist fantasy script, he walked up and Arianna blushed and fanned herself, impressed that here was a REAL gentleman, who wore a suit to show her he’s no fuckboi, he’s a Nice Guy who can give her a Better Life.

Being impressed at his gentlemanly suit was part of the script, yet the real singer didn’t show ANY indication of how impressed she was. He was over the moon immediately after the concert, but once the hoped-for phone call didn’t come, he started comparing his fantasy script to the actual events of that night and found major, unforgivable discrepancies, like the missing suit compliments.

 

[Pip Squeak]

Is there any footage available [he asks because he secretly hates himself and wants to suffer] of him attempting to sing? I think it'd be as hilarious as it would be horrifying.

Try this https://youtu.be/gi0VQ1TRs7U
It's my favourite of all his stuff.

Women will compliment a guy on his hair or their eyes, those are really the only 2 compliments I get from women in terms of physical appearance. But we all know Russ won't ever groom whatever hair he has left on his head, and his eyes are that of a zombies. Greasy fuck.

Well I just love the way you waggle your commas

 

[RussianParasite]

Being impressed at his gentlemanly suit was part of the script, yet she didn’t show ANY indication of how impressed she was.

Lol, yes this person with literally millions of dollars that is surrounded by other (business) people with literally millions of dollars is going compliment Russ on his hand-me-down, ill-fitting, dirty ass suit.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Yes. Citracett pulled a screenshot:

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Still looking for the tard vidya of it...

@Sam Losco grabbed it here:

I'm waiting for the full thing to show up on YouTube as "The Second Audition THEY Didn't Want You To See!"

 

[StinkySnack]

@Sam Losco grabbed it here:
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I'm waiting for the full thing to show up on YouTube as "The Second Audition THEY Didn't Want You To See!"

I wonder if this is from the actual audition video he sent in, or if he at least paid a production company to film it properly.

If he did have it filmed professionally, I hope to god it ends up in our hands.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

Particularly, I think, because when you're at a function where men are expected to wear suits, there's nothing special about the fact that they're wearing suits. Unless a man really has an ultra-haute sense of style, there's not much on which to comment other than, maybe, how a man looks in a suit ("Hey, you clean up nice!") and most men won't expect us to. But you're right, a woman has to make several choices--dress, skirt, or slacks? Which top? Which shoes? Which accessories? It's an ensemble and complimenting a woman's choice or choices is a very nice compliment. Not really expected, but not uncommon.

On the other hand, there are times when wearing a suit is just weird. Hey, I'm all about "You do you, Boo" but there has to be some kind of line drawn, and would anyone chalk it up to a sense of individuality if somebody wore a suit to a barbecue? No. An Ariana Grande concert calls for fun casual wear. It just does. So when Russ showed up in that cheap suit with those cheap flowers I'm sure it startled her. In fact, Russ likes to moan and groan that she looked at him with disgust because of his disability but I'm sure he got that wrong. I'm sure the look on her face had nothing to do with his disability, and everything to do with his suit. And I'm sure it wasn't "disgust" but rather "Really? A suit?". Assuming there was any such look at all, because I'm also sure she's had to meet a lot of weirdos in her profession and she's probably got a manufactured and diplomatic smile down to an art form.

What we also have to remember is that Ariana Grande has no doubt encountered creepy, thirsty fanboys before. Russell may be the king loser among them but the moment she laid eyes on this poorly groomed, frozen-faced weirdo in a filthy, cheap suit telling her that he got her flowers, she knew exactly what kind of guy he was. She knew he was a sleazy misogynist trying to sleep with her. Russell seems to believe he's unique in trying to impress famous women with gifts so they'll fuck him or make him famous but he doesn't get that a woman as famous as Taylor or Ariana deals with moochers like him constantly.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Lol, yes this person with literally millions of dollars that is surrounded by other (business) people with literally millions of dollars is going compliment Russ on his hand-me-down, ill-fitting, dirty ass suit.

Well YES, of course. He was the only GENTLEMAN at that concert! Everyone else was dressed like a saggy pants thug! (Or teen girl, since that’s 80% of her fanbase).

Russ continually wants credit for being a better-bred, more polite and mannered person than others. I don’t know if that ties into his being raised mormon or not. Which isn’t to say mormons act like that, but Russ seems to value his mormon upbringing as superior to others’...looking down his nose at people who drink even wine, always saying in online comments “I’m no longer in the church BUT REGARDLESS, let me tell you how X is so much better where I’m from/how I was raised, etc...”

Russ demands credit for being the Ultimate Nice Gentleman that he thinks he is (you know, when he’s not calling women stupid bitches in DMs for refusing a date). He also apparently expects others to just instantly recognize he’s a cut above everyone else for ineffable reasons (a classic sign of a Narcissist).

So naturally he wore the suit as a visual hint that he’s far better and more gentlemanly than anyone else at that concert, and Arianna was supposed to say so. The fact that she didn’t acknowledge the very thing that visually represents Russ’ superiority complex about himself must have been a HUGE punch in the ego.

It’s like she treated him like eveyone else, not as special! Who does she think he IS?

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Yes. Citracett pulled a screenshot:

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Still looking for the tard vidya of it...

Russell's willingness to shamelessly reel off inspirational cliches never ceases to amaze me. "Remember to follow your dreams and never give up, because if you be yourself you can aim for the stars!"

 

[moocow]

Try this https://youtu.be/gi0VQ1TRs7U
It's my favourite of all his stuff.

lol I knew it was going to be god-awful but holy fucking shit nothing could have possibly prepared me for that! Jesus tap-dancing Christ, dude. The mind boggles that he could listen to himself and genuinely think to himself "yeah, nailed it! I sound so good!"

 

[Pip Squeak]

lol I knew it was going to be god-awful but holy fucking shit nothing could have possibly prepared me for that! Jesus tap-dancing Christ, dude. The mind boggles that he could listen to himself and genuinely think to himself "yeah, nailed it! I sound so good!"

I prefer the video where his dribble chin is awkwardly hanging while his tard fingers bang the keyboard singing this but I don't know where it is. It's a thing of beauty.

Pipsqueak does seem to realise that his singing is less than perfect because he now employs others to sing his masterpieces. He does, though, seem to think it's only a matter of his speech impediment. Obviously, this means that as song writer, he gets his name and face plastered on cover art and he's the big star. The singer is inconsequential. This all makes sense in his misshapen head.

 

[The Great Citracett]

The thing about that WOO HOO HOO video is that it was only supposed to be a rough track to lay out the basics of the song. He was going to pay a studio to do it. It was going to be the big song he'd perform and woo Heidi Klum on live TV and win AGT and go right home with her.

But two things happened. Heidi left AGT that season, and those BIGOTS discriminated him and his PowerPoint so he never even got past auditions. Just imagine what could have been.

 

[DrJonesHat]

lol I knew it was going to be god-awful but holy fucking shit nothing could have possibly prepared me for that! Jesus tap-dancing Christ, dude. The mind boggles that he could listen to himself and genuinely think to himself "yeah, nailed it! I sound so good!"

He made an effort! It doesn't matter that it sucks!

 

[Deadpool]

Sane person: I'm disappointed that my act didn't get selected. Oh well there's a lot of competition and I just didn't measure up. It sucks but I'll keep practicing for next year or move onto something else.

Pipsqueak: REEEEEE DISCRIMINATION REEEEEEEEE LOLSUIT REEEEEEE PLIGHTS!

 

[Lady Beaver]

I’ll compliment a guy’s shoes if they’re nice, or if his shirt is funny. And I will always give props for having some guns.

As for suits, I would compliment one IF it was some really unique design that stood out. Otherwise, a suit is a suit, there’s a million of em, they’re all pretty similar in the basics. Not sure why Russ wanted his suit complimented out of everything.

I’m guessing in his Narcissist fantasy script, he walked up and Arianna blushed and fanned herself, impressed that here was a REAL gentleman, who wore a suit to show her he’s no fuckboi, he’s a Nice Guy who can give her a Better Life.

Being impressed at his gentlemanly suit was part of the script, yet the real singer didn’t show ANY indication of how impressed she was. He was over the moon immediately after the concert, but once the hoped-for phone call didn’t come, he started comparing his fantasy script to the actual events of that night and found major, unforgivable discrepancies, like the missing suit compliments.

And Ari was overcome and had to lie down on the fainting couch...oh no, here comes the vapors!

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

He made an effort! It doesn't matter that it sucks!

If only if he put effort into performing basic hygiene. You know, combing ypur hair, wiping your ass, etc.