Manosphere Thonis / ThonisSH / Blaž Podržaj - The Sluthate Edgy Emo Eeyore

Lol. Because being a group of losers is somehow better than being individual losers.
Well that's why we'ere all here isn't it? :lol:

Also a club would be worse for him since he genuinely wouldn't be able to harm anyon - Wait what am I saying it'd be perfect for him then!

The only reason he has a rapier is because it's known for thrusting and penetrating.

After all, his dick is so small he needs something to make up for it.
He thought it was a raper not a rapier. That's why he's got it.
 
@ThonisSH really reminds me of Tom Jones songs, except Blaz is no sex bomb. I was going to post Delilah since that's about a man killing his cheating (ex?) girl, but... This one is catchier and about a guy who is confident in his relationship.
 
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Don Quixote fought windmills. When Thonis gets his rapier what will he fight?
 
Why can't you be like every other exceptional individual incel mall ninja and get a katana? Your mother must have died from shame so long ago because you are just a fucking disgrace for even being autistic.

He can't afford a decent katana. He'd probably buy one for $20 from the stoner dude at the mall, who runs the kiosk that sells cheap imitations to edgy teenagers.
 
He can't afford a decent katana. He'd probably buy one for $20 from the stoner dude at the mall, who runs the kiosk that sells cheap imitations to edgy teenagers.
He can come and get the sword of Elendil or the Master Sword at the "X Store".
 
He can come and get the sword of Elendil or the Master Sword at the "X Store".

It's dangerous to go alone!

Master-Sword.jpg

I wonder what an incel game would be like? I'm imagining it would be like a dungeon crawl, except it would be various tunnels and rooms connecting various incels' parents' basements which are decorated with Mountain Dew/KFC/junk food containers and MLP/waifu swag, or whatever the fuck spergs are into these days. :lol:

Fuck me, somebody needs to make this.
 
It's dangerous to go alone!

Master-Sword.jpg

I wonder what an incel game would be like? I'm imagining it would be like a dungeon crawl, except it would be various tunnels and rooms connecting various incels' parents' basements which are decorated with Mountain Dew/KFC/junk food containers and MLP/waifu swag, or whatever the fuck spergs are into these days. :lol:

Fuck me, somebody needs to make this.

Like Leisure Suit Larry, except without any of the charm or sense of humor about the whole enterprise.
 
Like Leisure Suit Larry, except without any of the charm or sense of humor about the whole enterprise.

Leisure Suit Larry was great back in the day. Either way, though, even without those elements, it's doable in an entertaining manner. There are worse games out there.

Aside from money for a sword, maybe his trip to Germany will improve his outlook on life?

I doubt it...
 
Could call it Blue Balls Blaz.

I love the idea of an incel themed game, there is so much one could make fun of. Could make for a hilarious RPG of sorts. Like an autistic Shining Force or Final Fantasy?

The first stage should be a tutorial on how to play by using a machete to chop up the family dog, as Blaz threatened to do early on. Any edgy actions that the player performs and posts evidence of on the internet will earn him points, which can be traded in for items at the in-game online store. Such as fedoras, an MLP/waifu doll, which will act as a familiar for the player character, shitty replicas of video game swords, and other faux-edgy bullshit with which one can upgrade his character. The staging area, which will be Blaz's parents' basement, will feature a large Elliot Rodger poster on the wall surrounded by scented candles, and a shitty 90s era PC from which one can upload evidence of the last stage's exploits. It will also function as a Save point.

As far as weapons go, the shitty game sword replicas and hot caffeinated beverages to throw at Chads and sluts are a definite must. And if the player is able to successfully beg his mommy for money, Glocks and BMWs will be available for use.

And what about party members? I mean, incels are antisocial, almost by definition, but there are other unlaid ones who can join in on the fun.
 
I love the idea of an incel themed game, there is so much one could make fun of. Could make for a hilarious RPG of sorts. Like an autistic Shining Force or Final Fantasy?

The first stage should be a tutorial on how to play by using a machete to chop up the family dog, as Blaz threatened to do early on. Any edgy actions that the player performs and posts evidence of on the internet will earn him points, which can be traded in for items at the in-game online store. Such as fedoras, an MLP/waifu doll, which will act as a familiar for the player character, shitty replicas of video game swords, and other faux-edgy bullshit with which one can upgrade his character. The staging area, which will be Blaz's parents' basement, will feature a large Elliot Rodger poster on the wall surrounded by scented candles, and a shitty 90s era PC from which one can upload evidence of the last stage's exploits. It will also function as a Save point.

As far as weapons go, the shitty game sword replicas and hot caffeinated beverages to throw at Chads and sluts are a definite must. And if the player is able to successfully beg his mommy for money, Glocks and BMWs will be available for use.

And what about party members? I mean, incels are antisocial, almost by definition, but there are other unlaid ones who can join in on the fun.
Personally I would like a game where a group of kiwis with a trace of the 'tism combats all the forces of the dark side of spergdom. Set in an inverse world where their incompetency and level of patheticness is somehow a strength. You could have the Dark Land of Incel, the Iron Genderfluid Tribe of Tumblristas, the Trans Bicycle Republic of Hoovya, etc.
Hell if anyone wants to get started on the sprites and the writing, I can start work using one of the Rpg makers.
 
The one issue with an Incel video game is that you can't have them beating any monsters or achieving any goals. It would shatter the sense of immersion for how unrealistic it is.
No, they'd be beating themselves off. I figure some sort of "cum shoot" attack would get rid of a few points of blue balls, but would also affect fatigue stats.
 
No, they'd be beating themselves off. I figure some sort of "cum shoot" attack would get rid of a few points of blue balls, but would also affect fatigue stats.

I feel that Thonis and Marjan are the sorts of people who play Final Fantasy 3, kill off Refia at the start of the game and never revive her.
 
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