TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[White Devil]

I never meant to imply shit about Warthog's (lack of) ability. I was just saying getting into wrestling in your 30s doesn't automatically mean you'll end up a jobber.

Warthog can barely go down a flight of steps, I don't know why we entertain the delusion of her ever wrestling with anything except the wrapper on a candy bar.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

I don't know wrestling but I'd also imagine Diamond Dallas Page had extensive training and was in strong physical shape when he went pro.

Has Rachel ever mentioned setting foot into a wrestling class? Delusional people usually at least make a half-assed attempt at learning something before they start to make excuses but Rachel seems to be too lazy for that. Even Spoonman himself flailed around like a special ed student in a few CA flicks before declaring himself an expert stage fighter and capable thespian.

Dallas indeed had actual training and wasnt the biggest guy but kept in shape. Wrestling from experience doesnt need you to be this muscle bound messiah, it needs cardio. A lot of cardio. And well, I may be a simple southern pony, Rachel doesnt look like she could win a relay race with a 5 minute headstart and everyone shes racing against being brain dead.

 

[RJ MacReady]

The 'ol Spoonster returns after another five day absence.

At this point I think the vaccine would interpret him as the virus and cause him to spontaneously combust.

 

[LecherousGranolaBar]

The 'ol Spoonster returns after another five day absence.
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At this point I think the vaccine would interpret him as the virus and cause him to spontaneously combust.

You just go to a pharmacy and ask, dum dum. CVS, Wal-Mart, Wal-Greens. wherever really. You'll get put on a list and have to wait a bit but you'll get it.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

You just go to a pharmacy and ask, dum dum. CVS, Wal-Mart, Wal-Greens. wherever really. You'll get put on a list and have to wait a bit but you'll get it.

no, I'm pretty sure tweeting listlessly at some new media corporations unmonitored twitter account is how you do everything in life. Don't bother with google, just tweet into the void

he should probably try that with his mortgage next

 

[PeckingOrder]

God, would it kill him to be a little more proactive?
...Ah, I just realized if he were more proactive he’d actually make an effort to die, so it could literally kill him.

 

[RJ MacReady]

no, I'm pretty sure tweeting listlessly at some new media corporations unmonitored twitter account is how you do everything in life. Don't bother with google, just tweet into the void

he should probably try that with his mortgage next

He tried it with his health insurance provider. And then one day he suddenly started tweeting about how they "kicked him off".

 

[RumblyTumbly]

I never meant to imply shit about Warthog's (lack of) ability. I was just saying getting into wrestling in your 30s doesn't automatically mean you'll end up a jobber.

Warthog can barely go down a flight of steps, I don't know why we entertain the delusion of her ever wrestling with anything except the wrapper on a candy bar.

Batista and DDP are two examples of guys that got into the game in their 30s and became big stars anyway, but they are the exceptions, not the rule.

Batista and DDP were also in tremendous shape...Rachel might run into problems there.

 

[Shabobus]

Batista and DDP were also in tremendous shape...Rachel might run into problems there.

She is tremendous, so she's half way there.

 

[JohnMc]

Technically not true. Diamond Dallas Page debuted at like 35 or 36 and had an amazing wrestling career.

That being said, I'll admit he's a huge outlier.

Dallas was already in the business for years as a Manager before becoming a full time wrestler. He had most likely been training during that time [since managers used to take bumps from time to time] Plus he was great on the mic. And being good friends and neighbors with the Promoter [Eric Bischoff] helped too.

 

[Chris Jericho's Penis]

Batista and DDP also had connections. I think DDP in particular ran in wrestling circles for years earlier, but never became an actual wrestler until his 30s. The only connection Rachel has is to the #sicknotweak twitter account that's obligated to interact with anyone who uses their dumbass "mental illness means I don't have personal responsibility for anything" hashtag.

 

[PetrifiedTom]

#SickNotWeak
#RachelMyLoveMySilence
#SpoonyFandom
#MiserableNotaLoser
#30yoforWrestling

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Batista and DDP also had connections. I think DDP in particular ran in wrestling circles for years earlier, but never became an actual wrestler until his 30s. The only connection Rachel has is to the #sicknotweak twitter account that's obligated to interact with anyone who uses their dumbass "mental illness means I don't have personal responsibility for anything" hashtag.

DDP had a few matches before joining WCW (knee injury kept him from wrestling). When he joined WCW he started as a manager, then went to the Power Plant to train.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Just as I check the 'ol Spoonster's Twitter. The inevitable may be happening.

 

[White Devil]

Just as I check the 'ol Spoonster's Twitter. The inevitable may be happening.

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Grift in 3.....2....1....

 

[mlanguishi]

Liquid is all over that thread, got me for a second even.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

When isn't he in your thoughts, you psycho.

 

[ParentsAreDisappointed]

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

When isn't he in your thoughts, you psycho.
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Noah, the infamously fedora-tipping atheist who mocks the concept of "thoughts and prayers" like a stereotypical twitter leftist.
I'm genuinely curious now that if someone made a Spoony trivia test, would she do well on it, or do her repeated listening sessions just end up turning into white noise in her head.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

Hang on everyone Oreo's made a statement on her account