🐱 The feds have Matt Gaetz’s iPhone and friends say his ex-girlfriend is freaking out

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In case it wasn’t already abundantly clear, Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida is absolutely toxic. Just ask his ex-girlfriend, who is the latest member from his inner circle to find herself ensnared in his ever-worsening teen sex/prostitution scandal.

According to Politico, federal agents seized the antigay lawmaker’s iPhone through a search warrant late last year. His ex-girlfriend’s phone was also reportedly seized and now that sh*t has officially hit the fan, she’s freaking the F out.

The details are still a bit fuzzy, but apparently Matt’s ex, who has avoided speaking to investigators, fears she may have been tricked by the 17-year-old at the center of the scandal when the young woman secretly recorded a phone conversation they had back in August.


Politico reports:

Two of her friends, who declined to be identified publicly because of the sensational nature of the case, say she now suspects she was being set up when the alleged victim and another woman involved in the case called her to discuss the lawmaker in what she fears might have been a recorded conference call.
…The friends did not provide details about exactly what was discussed, but one recounted that Gaetz’s ex-girlfriend said she was opposed to talking to authorities and is now worried that prosecutors might try to charge her with obstructing justice in order to get to Gaetz.
It’s unclear whether Gaetz and his ex’s phones were ever returned to them, but the congressman reportedly changed his number in December, which seems to imply federal investigators kept the devices.


What’s truly amazing about all this is that it means Gaetz knew he was being probed way back in December, but the story didn’t break until March 30. In between that time, rather than, say, lay low like a normal person under federal investigation might do, he chose to draw all sorts of attention to himself.
Among his many publicity stunts were things like rallying insurrectionists, volunteering to resign from Congress to represent Donald Trump in his second impeachment trial, flying down to Wyoming to pick a fight with Liz Cheney, joining the #FreeBritney movement, flirting with a possible career in cable television, and making countless appearances on Fox News and Newsmax.
So far, Gaetz hasn’t been charged with anything and denies any wrongdoing. He also says he’s never had sex with a minor or paid for sex.
 
Catparty leave Matt Gaetz alone! You're ruining the mans life, can't you see that???
 
What does she have to do with the pedo you guys are whiteknighting?
Consequences for rape basically don't exist as long as you have the right connections, whether it's Matt Gaetz or Andrew Cuomo or Donald Trump or Joe Biden. The only reason you care about Gaetz is because he has an R next to name, whereas if it were a D you'd be blubbering about how age of consent laws are outmoded or some shit.

It's tedious. Nothing like actual consequences will happen to any of them for it anyways, so why pretend to be mad?
 
Consequences for rape basically don't exist as long as you have the right connections, whether it's Matt Gaetz or Andrew Cuomo or Donald Trump or Joe Biden. The only reason you care about Gaetz is because he has an R next to name, whereas if it were a D you'd be blubbering about how age of consent laws are outmoded or some shit.

It's tedious. Nothing like actual consequences will happen to any of them for it anyways, so why pretend to be mad?
No, if someone is guilty, they should be prosecuted, whether it's Gaetz or Biden. It's just funny to watch you tards claim to hate pedos so much, yet whiteknight Gaetz at every possible turn
 
No, if someone is guilty, they should be prosecuted, whether it's Gaetz or Biden. It's just funny to watch you tards claim to hate pedos so much, yet whiteknight Gaetz at every possible turn
But all the evidence against Cuomo and Biden is totally circumstantial and just right wing propaganda, right?

Maybe stop humping your guys's legs before you passive-aggressively project it on everyone else. You don't actually give a shit about Gaetz except for the fact that he's a Republican, so you storming in to whine about how everyone is a pedophile because you're angry about QAnon shit is just fucking tedious.
 
But all the evidence against Cuomo and Biden is totally circumstantial and just right wing propaganda, right?

Maybe stop humping your guys's legs before you passive-aggressively project it on everyone else. You don't actually give a shit about Gaetz except for the fact that he's a Republican, so you storming in to whine about how everyone is a pedophile because you're angry about QAnon shit is just fucking tedious.
Honestly, why do you guys even respond to that unemployed retard? He's got a years long post history full of power sperging about gay shit like wrestling. Just call him a faggot and move on with your life lol
 
Honestly, why do you guys even respond to that unemployed retard? He's got a years long post history full of power sperging about gay shit like wrestling. Just call him a faggot and move on with your life lol
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But all the evidence against Cuomo and Biden is totally circumstantial and just right wing propaganda, right?

Maybe stop humping your guys's legs before you passive-aggressively project it on everyone else. You don't actually give a shit about Gaetz except for the fact that he's a Republican, so you storming in to whine about how everyone is a pedophile because you're angry about QAnon shit is just fucking tedious.
No, I think Cuomo is guilty and Biden might be. It's just hilarious how you seem to only be acting this way when it's one of your fellow QTards who is suspected of being a pedo.
 
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No, I think Cuomo is guilty and Biden might be. It's just hilarious how you seem to only be acting this way when it's one of your fellow QTards who is suspected of being a pedo.
No, see, they aren't my guys either. I don't care about what happens to Matt Gaetz or QAnon. So your shit just becomes even more fucking tedious because of it.

You burst into every thread like this, you faggot.
 
So like if the feds have all this evidence..why dont they arrest matt gaetz?
Same reason Russiagate is still a thing. Make it look like Republicans are amoral people abusing their position for personal gain while fucking over "the people." (Naturally ignoring that Democrats do the same thing.)

Basically rage bait for the masses.
 
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