Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[AnOminous]

Of course he would never post anything "cringy AF", right guys?

Lmao can you imagine the King of Plights posting this shit?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I think TFanPage101 on Youtube has a similar issue as Russ does when it comes to his face, but he's pretty easy to understand and doesn't drool all over the place. I'm starting think there's other issues with Russ he just wants to blame on his disability to try and coast by.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

There's not one single redeeming quality is there?

I would have to argue that his one redeeming quality is his willingness to work and live on his own.

 

[Pip Squeak]

I would have to argue that his one redeeming quality is his willingness to work and live on his own.

There is that, but he even lies there and gets all narcy. Cleaning bogs is having a legal degree and working in a big firm. He only lives alone because the parents won't have him anymore and roommates have never worked out because he's such a cunt.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

It was in response to somebody calling him a pipsqueak so he pulled himself up to his full 5'9" height and said he's not a pipsqueak and he goes to the gym all the time so he's really buff and studly. So it's got to be one of his triggers as a result, we've started using it more often but also because we know he's a manlet.

First of all look at him. He looks short. Then compare him against other people who's height we know and he's got to be around 5'5", a little shorter than his supposed 5'9".

Russell Greer is the likely outcome were one to create a Frankenstein's monster sewn together from the body parts of aborted muppets, using woodcuts of the fairy-tale incel, Rumpelstikin, as a rough template, before bringing the creature to life by inserting the reanimated arm of the late Jim Henson up its backside: An unfortunate shambling creature, steeped in its own meanness, absent physical and social graces, its words unspooling from its mouth in long, dangling strands of drool.

I envisage his workout as a Rocky IV-style training montage; one that ends with him being mistaken for some kind of folk devil by superstitious Russian peasants, and pursued deep into the forest by a mob brandishing medieval farming implements and flaming torches.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Who misses Jasmine at the Desert Rose Brothel?

NOT RUSS.

 

[Covfefe]

Musical inspiration:
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And who's ready for ANOTHER lolsuit?

Hopefully this self-hating soy cuck:
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Maybe his wife's bull will by him a Nintendo Switch for standing up to white supremacist Russell Greer!

> I don't know what it is about social media where we can freely slander somebody who makes a fact. Again: if my fact is false, I apologize.

I am in awe at this paragraph. Does he not know what the word "fact" means?

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

> I don't know what it is about social media where we can freely slander somebody who makes a fact. Again: if my fact is false, I apologize.

I am in awe at this paragraph. Does he not know what the word "fact" means?

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[Anonymus Fluhre]

Musical inspiration:
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And who's ready for ANOTHER lolsuit?

Hopefully this self-hating soy cuck:
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Maybe his wife's bull will by him a Nintendo Switch for standing up to white supremacist Russell Greer!

Odd coming from a man who hurts women emotionally. Though we all know Rus hates himself.

 

[Hamsteroid]

Russell Greer is the likely outcome were one to create a Frankenstein's monster sewn together from the body parts of aborted muppets, using woodcuts of the fairy-tale incel, Rumpelstikin, as a rough template, before bringing the creature to life by inserting the reanimated arm of the late Jim Henson up its backside: An unfortunate shambling creature, steeped in its own meanness, absent physical and social graces, its words unspooling from its mouth in long, dangling strands of drool.

I envisage his workout as a Rocky IV-style training montage; one that ends with him being mistaken for some kind of folk devil by superstitious Russian peasants, and pursued deep into the forest by a mob brandishing medieval farming implements and flaming torches.

 

[Meredith Swift]

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Who misses Jasmine at the Desert Rose Brothel?

NOT RUSS.

Damn, what did she do, not compliment his suit or something?

 

[DrJonesHat]

Damn, what did she do, not compliment his suit or something?

She might be the one he booked with and didn't have the agreed upon amount so she turned him away. Not sure though. But she probably told him no or enforced boundaries and we all know that Russ thinks it should be illegal to say no to him.

 

[badboy2000]

He was eager to woo her a year ago

 

[DrJonesHat]

He was eager to woo her a year ago
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Well, she's probably not the one who refused him on his trip where he only had $$$ instead of $$$$, but I'll bet she either refused him due to his clingy nature or she knows him by reputation.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Russ reviews Planet Fitness and claims a truck driver is stalking him, causing him to adjust his schedule.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russ reviews Planet Fitness and claims a truck driver is stalking him, causing him to adjust his schedule.

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Ok, whoever's stalking him, you got spotted. You're fired. Who's next on the list to follow Russ around and make him paranoid?

 

[AnOminous]

Russ reviews Planet Fitness and claims a truck driver is stalking him, causing him to adjust his schedule.

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You know this skinnyfat loser picked Planet Fatness for the free food.

 

[DrJonesHat]

You know this skinnyfat loser picked Planet Fatness for the free food.

But he has to dodge truck driving stalkers! He's earned it!

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Ok, whoever's stalking him, you got spotted. You're fired. Who's next on the list to follow Russ around and make him paranoid?

I clocked in overtime last week so I am off for the next couple weeks, I restocked on molotov cocktails though and bags of dog poo to leave on his relatives car, we were running low.

 

[Pip Squeak]

I clocked in overtime last week so I am off for the next couple weeks, I restocked on molotov cocktails though and bags of dog poo to leave on his relatives car, we were running low.

I have been practicing over-acting while shouting out, "Hey, he's the one who sued Taylor Swift!' But I'm struggling to get a team together to chase him out of a Cafe again.