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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Penny shows off expensive and useless crap to the Twitter with his very feminine voice (Archive)

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Also what sensors is he talking about? Does he have a pacemaker or some weird body mod? Cause he says it's "inside" him.
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Glowies when they hack into Penny's sensors to tell him that he'll never be a woman:
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He literally just wanted to show off the LCARS screen. And where they put the cameras. Dumbass.
Y'know, the autistic but harmless and lovable nerds who make things like that LCARS app really don't deserve to have their cool side projects put into the limelight by batshit insane tranny assholes like this.
 
6 month tranch “fan”, first time poster.
Between kev’s thread and this one; the entertainment never stops.

I don’t know a damn thing about farming or alpacas, but I spoke with an acquaintance over the weekend who owns an alpaca and boards it at a farm. I found out that the small farm in question has about 20-30 alpacas and the males and females are kept separate. Also, (in addition to hay) they rotate the pastures where the alpacas graze so the land isn’t stripped bare. Duhhhhhhhhhh
Pretty much common sense stuff that the tranchers could’ve found out in 5 minutes of reading or conversation.
Also, this farm sells mittens, hats and scarves from the alpaca wool, but that’s clearly several pay grades above where Pennywise , Bro-nnie and kev kev are.
 
The amount of tranny enclaves run by psychopaths is disturbing. When the US collapses, some of you guys are going to have to suck warlord girldick to keep yourself under their protection.
I'd rather die on my feet a free man than live as a slave sucking warlord troon cock or licking am hole.

We got this man! we got this by the ass!
 
I'd rather die on my feet a free man than live as a slave sucking warlord troon cock or licking am hole.

We got this man! we got this by the ass!
Don't worry, when the US collapses, I'll become a warlord and take all you dispossessed Kiwis in. Then we'll roam the wastes to each and every troon enclave and use loudspeakers to inform the inhabitants that they will never in a million years be women.
 
Don't worry, when the US collapses, I'll become a warlord and take all you dispossessed Kiwis in. Then we'll roam the wastes to each and every troon enclave and use loudspeakers to inform the inhabitants that they will never in a million years be women.
I've said this before but I've always seen the farms as going the day of the dead route and null moves the servers into an underground bunker in a missile silo for us to continue our sacred work. Though I can see that loudspeaker thing working, like the opening to day, only instead of "hello!? Is anyone there?!" we're shouting "troons are not real women! "


Anyways enough planning for a post collapse existence this thread is for laughing at the troon ranch and their alpacas with browstreaks in their wool
 
For reference I'm not believing any of the stuff about being a poor widdle sex worker, this is 100% a predator and child trafficker (and one article mentioned a dropped charge on "oral sex on a male under the age of 16").

There's a chap on Instagram who has a photo of "Christiana" (actually a boy called Christian) and he includes this note

I meet Christian and took his portrait on August 6, 2919 using 35mm black n white film and I printed out this silver gelatin print inside the darkroom. Pasha Nicole was a drag queen in Atlanta as well as Christian’s - known as Christiana’s - pimp. Pasha Nicole who’s real name is Christopher Thomas Lynch was arrested and sentenced to years in prison for forcing a transgender teenager - Christiana- into prostitution, supplying crack cocaine to her and taking her to paying clients. A Douglas County grand jury indicted Christopher Thomas Lynch on April 2011 on 18 counts, ranging from aggravated child molestation to human trafficking and possession of drug-related objects, for enticing teens for sex and forcing them into sexual servitude. The story is only getting started so stay tune for the rest of the story


This is the final photograph of Christian that I took on August 6, 2019 using 35mm black n white film and I printed out this silver gelatin print inside the darkroom. Christian’s pimp was drag queen Pasha Nicole and once Pasha Nicole convinced Christian / Christina to move into her house to live with her & her boyfriend - Pasha Nicole stopped having sex for money and turned to Christian (Christina) to bring in money as a prostitute. Christina was Pasha Nicole’s new meal ticket. Christian told me that every time he went out to meet a paying client Pasha Nicole had lined up for Christian when Christian / Christina returned Pasha Nicole had her hand out for the money to buy cocaine. I asked Christian how much he made when he met with clients and it was anywhere from $180 to $250 a call. Pasha Nicole forced Christian to live inside a closet, pay their rent and never allowed Christian to have his own transportation. All this happened back in 2010 and even today the emotional scars are apparent. To be held captive, forced into prostitution, given cocaine to keep up with the sex work and forced to live inside a closet yes that would cause anyone to battle many demons. When I first saw Christian at an exit ramp off the interstate asking for money, I would have never conjured up such a story. People hide such pain so deeply that eventually the past will torture them unless they seek professional help and I hope Christian has done so.



Gg showing everyone where one of your cameras is lmao

It's not as if there's anything there to camouflage them against, the alpacas have stripped the land bare. Plus they're all wifi, so jamming the frequency they work on would be trivial. And it's all irrelevant because no-one wants to attack them anyway.


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I love the assumption that troons and other insufferable "progressives" wouldn't be the first ones immediately murdered during a break down of social order / apocalypse.

Those that aren't outright killed for being the abominations they are would off themselves once it becomes clear there's no logistics in place to get them their "titty skittles" and horse piss injections.
 
There's a chap on Instagram who has a photo of "Christiana" (actually a boy called Christian) and he includes this note
Poor guy, that's awful to read. At least it looks like he was able to get away from the groomers and detrans. (Although I wonder if the photographer had permission to share that story? I imagine if he was getting help and trying to move on, he wouldn't want his face out there like that).
I love the assumption that troons and other insufferable "progressives" wouldn't be the first ones immediately murdered during a break down of social order / apocalypse.

Those that aren't outright killed for being the abominations they are would off themselves once it becomes clear there's no logistics in place to get them their "titty skittles" and horse piss injections.
The tranchers would probably accidentally kill themselves in that scenario. They'd remember hearing about horse piss, so would desperately inject themselves with alpaca piss, and then succumb to embolisms or sepsis.
 
They'd remember hearing about horse piss, so would desperately inject themselves with alpaca piss, and then succumb to embolisms or sepsis.
It would never get that far. They couldn't live with out the prepared food section at Walmart and the diner.
They also need a constant supply of gasoline to keep the water well and gaming rigs running. And they need their WISP internet to keep working so they can tweet.

Plus 50 different guns in all different cal's. Maybe a box or 2 of ammo.

Not going to make it
 
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How the fuck is the max possible release date in 2025 if his current sentences add up to 60 years?
He took a plea deal of 30 years, eligible for parole in 14 and having to rat out his business partner in return for getting a human trafficking charge charge dropped (and so avoid a life sentence). So if he fucks up that 2023 deal suddenly becomes a 2039 (no I don't get why thqlat thing says 2025 as rhe maximum).

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I'm probably going to forget this and fail put it in the thread rewrite months into the future unless I post it here, so here's a picture of Jen and his cameo in Dark Souls.

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