Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.



lmao the cognitive dissonance and dissociation nick has is always so amusing to me. She's shitting in a frying pan on the side of the street. You're recording, editing, and shitting yourself in front of thousands so we will throw pennies at you. (mind you a lot of people throwing pennies does add up to millions of dollars in his case) but he doesn't seem to understand that we see him and the lady as both batshit crazy. Sometimes nick really is the "hurrr i was only pretending to be retarded" meme personified.
 
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Whenever I see Orlin’s new act of trying to out-Nick Nick, it makes me think of Ethel trying to outdo Lucy. This whole act is so boring and so annoying, and I’ll be glad when Orlin goes home to Colombia, becomes vegan again, and starts his own banana farm, leaving Nick to gain 600 pounds and wind up in Dr. Now’s office. They can both suck a dead rat.
 
nick has definitely shit himself while recording a take for his videos at least ONCE. anybody hear about how he shat the bed with his bf when they were still together? his bowels must be fucking demolished
Based on his diet and the strain he's putting on his body I'm not surprised.

You can't abuse your body like that for years and not have health issues.
 
Nik insufferably pimps his $8 minimum patreon to watch the black dyke video, pretends to call KFC and behaves so obnoxiously you want to smash his face with a shovel.

"behaves so obnoxiously you want to smash his face with a shovel."

So... like always then. Has there ever been a time when this fat faggot hasn't been annoying as fuck?
 
Nick and Orlin have posted more videos on their channels. And Alejandro who is supposedly Orlin's new "boyfriend" is still the same rubber glove-wearing mute dude we've seen before while Orlin gets increasingly unhinged.
I was going to ask if these people genuinely do not know anybody with the the patience and lacking sense of smell to fake being their boyfriend for a single video, but I already know the answer is "yes."
 
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