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ConcernedAnon said:
Some of these were covered previously, but that weird Saw trap thing is completely new. It's a good thing it's target audience doesn't get out much, I imagine it would draw stares.
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These "looksmaxxing" methods tend to spiral into ridiculousness precisely because their adherents don't get out much.
ConcernedAnon said:
So I tried to line up the outlines of the before and after of that first one, and a big part of the change to the chin is the beard, but at the same time you can see that his neck has a sharper transition into his chin, which makes a big difference. Not really sure what he's doing to achieve that effect, is he giving himself an underbite in order to compensate?
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I think he lost a fair bit of body fat. It tends to accumulate in the area under the jaw; that's why some people have double chins.
 
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Cope or Rope said:
No thank you. a blackpill a day keeps the bluepillers away.
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I'm very black pilled myself due to my personal experiences, but trying to convince others to hop onto the bandwagon is pointless. There are plenty of guys who manage to do okay with women as well as those who don't. You're just an autistic weirdo, that's why women don't want to date you.
 
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Cryonic Haunted Bullets said:
Looksmaxxing: Theory and Practice

Incels think that socializing, working out, properly grooming yourself, and paying attention to hygiene and skincare are "copes" that have no real effect on one's sexual success. The real determinants of whether a guy gets pussy is his height, frame, and facial bone structure. The more desperate members of the incelosphere have devised a variety of quack cures to "fix" defects in this area.

Mewing
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Fig 1: A 22-year-old man significantly improves his appearance by fixing his grooming and
posture, neither of which have anything to do with mewing.

This method is named after its inventor, Mike Mew, a quack "orthodontist" who was stripped of his professional certification. Basically, you put your tongue on the roof of your mouth, pushing up really hard while trying to breathe through your nose. This supposedly "induces growth" in the lower half of your skull, giving you a Chad midface and jawline.

There is significant evidence showing that proper breathing and oral posture can change how the face develops in childhood. Not so much for adults.

Face Pulling
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Fig 2: Modern recreation of an obsolete medieval torture device

This method gives the patient a literal "facelift". A terrifying metal vice is attached to the patient's head for as many as fourteen hours a day, where it "pulls" the midface into position with an elastic band. Can't afford experimental orthodontic treatment? No worries! You can jury-rig your own face-pulling appliance out of various crap you have laying around the house!



Squintmaxxing
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Fig. 3: Might Makes Right

Two terms you will hear on incel message-boards and absolutely nowhere else: "scleral show" and "canthal tilt". Scleral show is how much of the white part of your eyes people can see. Canthal tilt is the angle between the inner and outer corners of your eye. Having little scleral show and a positive (inward-facing) canthal tilt is considered based and Chadly.

You can see where this is going. By perpetually squinting, you can "fake" having hunter eyes. Eventually, the argument goes, your eyes will get "stuck" in the squinting position, and your canthal tilt will be indistinguishable from that of a Chad.

Bonesmashing
The act of repeatedly hitting a bone (usually the cheekbone) with a large, blunt object (usually a hammer), in the hopes that it will grow in response to the stress.

Even the most desperate incels are half-joking about this one.

Shoving a Fucking Condom Up Your Nose
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Yep, everyone else is the one coping. What miserable lives these bluepilled rubes must live, what with their going outside, socializing with people, and having actual sex and meaningful relationships. Don't they know that it's literally impossible to do that unless you look like a male model?
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incels have overrun all maxillofacial surgery boards, forums, subreddits, chats and what have you.
i haven't had the good sense at the time to save the receipts, but there was a maxillofacial discord run by a retired orthodontist which was very helpful re: doctors, insurance, aftercare etc, incels have doxed him and harassed him and his wife into deleting it and just disappearing off the internet.

and the funny thing is, when you visited those communities, you'd see many people with legitimate facial deformities in happy relationships. as much as many people are (understandably) upset by their deformity, majority live normal lives, go to school, have jobs and social lives and relationships.

incels love to blame skeletal deformities, but even a quick glance at communities for people with actual deformities shows that it doesn't stop people from having normal social lives... well not anymore, since majority of those communities have to constantly fight off a horde of angry incels.
 
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Peach Pit said:
other than the most obvious "violent rhetoric leading to real life violence" answer - that ideology further alienates them from anyone who doesn't ascribe to it, decreasing their chance of having meaningful connections with anyone outside the incel circle. most incel communities don't encourage any meaningful growth or change for their members, and the ones that do are usually only pushing people to make themselves more physically attractive, which doesn't fix the problem. the incel community is one big crab bucket - everyone has to be miserable. no one is allowed to be hopeful or want to succeed, it's all brushed off as "cope" or "bluepill ideology." it's not a healthy community to be a part of and is actively kneecapping any chances these men have of improving their situation.

so yes, it is awful. digging yourself further into a pit of self-loathing and blaming society/women for it isn't helping anyone, least of all the incels.
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Everyone should be miserable though.
And while I agree that is a bitter destructive thought process, let's not pretend they'd get any help from anyone online or in real life if they opened up about their issues.
 
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The High Prophet of Truth said:
Everyone should be miserable though.
And while I agree that is a bitter destructive thought process, let's not pretend they'd get any help from anyone online or in real life if they opened up about their issues.
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again, that's the issue. if they spout all that blackpill shit IRL, it's likely that they've alienated the people in their lives that cared about them, if they had any to begin with.

it's been said to death already, but therapy is a good start. in all likelihood, it will lead to them becoming well-adjusted enough to befriend a handful of people who don't have to be paid to give a shit.
 
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bitter heaux said:
and the funny thing is, when you visited those communities, you'd see many people with legitimate facial deformities in happy relationships. as much as many people are (understandably) upset by their deformity, majority live normal lives, go to school, have jobs and social lives and relationships.

incels love to blame skeletal deformities, but even a quick glance at communities for people with actual deformities shows that it doesn't stop people from having normal social lives... well not anymore, since majority of those communities have to constantly fight off a horde of angry incels.
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It's covert narcissism. They think they deserve to be badass slayers, and ought to be treated as such. The disparity between their vision of themselves and how others see them is what causes them so much distress and mental hang-up. For more, see The Last Psychiatrist:
The reason TV sociopaths are admired is that they are on TV. They have a story.

Do you really admire Tony Soprano? Which part? His loveless marriage to a crazy person? A mistress who is even crazier? His gigantic belly and panic attacks? The fact that no one actually likes him? That his daughter was dating a black guy? ("I wouldn't have a problem with that." Yes you would if you were Tony.) What part do you admire?

The answer you tell yourself is you admire his power, that he can do whatever he wants. No he can't. The whole show was nothing but repeated examples of how limited his options were. The things you think you admire-- having hot sex with the other crazy woman at his psychiatrist's office, eating microwaved Sysco at Italian restaurants, avoiding his wife-- can be done by anyone, you don't need to be Tony to do it. But when you do it.... it just doesn't feel the same. I know.
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Or this wonderful post in the tranny thread.
Father Brown said:
Really, what seems to be incredibly important is that autists are liable to form social identities and goals that are uninformed and unmotivated by any actual social interaction, but militated by internal fantasies. These are often incredibly unusual due to autists often having peculiar interests. Additionally, mind-reading (i.e. ToM) deficits which are central in producing autistic social cognition causes substantial impairment in social prospection leading autists to attempt to perform a given identity even when it would be perceived as odd or lead to mockery. They also may not even realize that their behavior is considered odd or that they are being mocked for it. Whether they're self-aware or not, the problem both compounds and is compounded by, social isolation and not sharing interests with others, further driving an autist into fixating more strongly on their fantasy-identity without regard towards reactions their behavior generates or towards forming relationships. It's a kind of 'virtuous' cycle; social failure engenders more social failure.

The classic consequence of this process is this kind of shit:
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But, you can view trooning out as just a souped up version of being a euphoric classy gentleman with a big sword. Instead of fantasizing about being a suave intellectual who cuts through the FICTIONS of the Bible like a red-hot katana through butter, you think of yourself as a cute teenage girl, cool edgy dyke, non-binary trans femme sex worker (the more esoteric, the more autistic symptomatology) or whatever.
Extending the metaphor a little, you can view the rejoinder that they are engaging in "autistic resistance to social conditioning" in contrast to the sheeples who display a "higher susceptibility to social conditioning" as being more or less this:
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Of course, they are not really any less susceptible to "social conditioning"; just less to likely to react to different forms of "conditioning" (i.e. experiences or knowledge) in the typical way. You can be "conditioned" by having friends or by spending 16 hours a day on reddit/tumblr/twitter/YouTube and anecdotally, autists are much more suspectible to this latter form of "conditioning." It's the same either way, just one of them is more antithetical to living a good life.
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Cope or Rope said:
Theres no therapy for your ... race
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This could be you if you weren't such a whiny fag

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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
The threat of "incel terror" is an overblown media phenomenon, but that doesn't make incels any less retarded losers who have no one to blame but themselves for being Darwinian dead-ends.
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'Incel terror' is generally not mass killing. It's isolated smaller attacks. Most of it starts as stalking and then evolves into something more violent. They generally have a lose association with the woman too.
 
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