Fat Acceptance Movement / Fat Girlcows

[Carol from HR]

Please accept my humble autist offerings for my first post:

Below you will find a list of the pounds lost by April Lauren (Wakeup Bright) from 7/8/20-04/21/21

Spoiler: Date, Pounds Lost, Current Weight

Something was bugging me about her weight loss numbers, they seem so repetitive. For example the decimals .1 and .6 appear 15 times out of the 31 total pounds lost she gave us. That seems exceptionally out of place. I'm hoping someone with more knowledge of statistics can look at this list and tell us if it is at all realistic. These look like numbers someone is making up. They're too repetitive and too believable in my mind.

Please also note that she conveniently glossed over the fact that she gained 10 pounds in less than 3 weeks while spending time with family and then being in the hospital suffering from Covid. She claims it was because she was just lying in bed. But that would suggest she was consuming an excess of 1458 calories per day on top of her BMR while supposedly eating only hospital food? If she's lying about that weight gain, I presume she is like all the other deathfats and must be lying about her weigh ins.

ETA: Numbers are transcribed directly from April's videos, math errors are hers lol. And to fix my own spelling errors.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Actually, I'm just twitching from how many fucking math errors are in that. Holy shit.

Spoiler: I like exceptionally huge images because I'm exceptional.

Also onboard with it being fake. Too consistent.

 

[Boson]

Bekah doesn’t really make me sad, but kind of annoys me more than anything. She tries to make being obese a spiritual thing. We all know she’s incredibly depressed and unhappy with herself — which sucks — but her preachiness annoys me

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I feel mean saying it considering how Bekah is one of the sadder cows in the thread but her facial expressions have been increasingly punchable in the last photos. I know it's probably just that she's forcing a smile but it's coming across as smug and snarky.
She's definitely looking heavier in every photo. Feelsbadman

 

[NoReturn]

I know more about Lizzo from her online attention whoring than I do her actual music.

I was the same way, so I'll do for you what someone was kind enough to do for me.
Here's her top three hits:

It ain't my fault that I'm out here getting loose
Gotta blame it on the Goose
Gotta blame it on my juice, baby
It ain't my fault that I'm out here making news
I'm the pudding in the proof
Gotta blame it on my juice

Spoiler: 2+3 spoilered to save space

Why men great 'til they gotta be great?
Wooh
I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that bitch
Even when I'm crying crazy
Yeah, I got boy problems, that's the human in me
Bling bling, then I solve 'em, that's the goddess in me

'Cause he don't love you anymore
So walk your fine ass out the door
And do your hair toss
Check my nails
Baby how you feelin'?
Feeling good as hell

Do you see a theme?
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Here's some fatties for the road:

Spoiler: More in here

This is all the same woman:

Also, Marissa got banned or muted or something because she's now on her backup channel. Not that anyone cares, her shtick is pretty much tapped out at this point. She's just a fat whore (literally) and screams at people. I don't think I'll post her anymore unless I come across her naturally or she does something spectacular.

 

[Easy Peasy]

Please accept my humble autist offerings for my first post:

Below you will find a list of the pounds lost by April Lauren (Wakeup Bright) from 7/8/20-04/21/21

Spoiler: Date, Pounds Lost, Current Weight

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Something was bugging me about her weight loss numbers, they seem so repetitive. For example the decimals .1 and .6 appear 15 times out of the 31 total pounds lost she gave us. That seems exceptionally out of place. I'm hoping someone with more knowledge of statistics can look at this list and tell us if it is at all realistic. These look like numbers someone is making up. They're too repetitive and too believable in my mind.

Please also note that she conveniently glossed over the fact that she gained 10 pounds in less than 3 weeks while spending time with family and then being in the hospital suffering from Covid. She claims it was because she was just lying in bed. But that would suggest she was consuming an excess of 1458 calories per day on top of her BMR while supposedly eating only hospital food? If she's lying about that weight gain, I presume she is like all the other deathfats and must be lying about her weigh ins.

ETA: Numbers are transcribed directly from April's videos, math errors are hers lol. And to fix my own spelling errors.

The numbers look strange, because the left column almost looks believable, but the right doesnt. Also without a controlled environment of taking these weights at the same time (say naked, first thing am... sorry for that visual) she can manipulate the data however she wants and her sycophant audience wont actually read a full extrapolation. How she presents it to them will influence it as well

(Logistics and maths nerd reporting for autism)

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

I considered not posting about her, but I do think she deserves a spot on the thread. She is a prime example what fat acceptance, untrwated trauma and zero accountability does to a person. Kind of rooting fo her to get better, but I don't think she will easily let go of those instagram asspats.

Ahahhaaaa that fat infomercial actually made me laugh. Still fat tho.

 

[Artificial Baits]

being in the hospital suffering from Covid

This irks me most about her story (that and PCOS), so you're telling me that you are sick with Covid in a hospital and GAIN weight? Surely if you get hospitalised because of a flu so severe, your appetite is the last thing on your mind? Is she really trying to pull a Charlie Gold there and argue that she gained 10lbs being hospitalised because she couldn't exercise? IF that is the case, why does she not LOSE 10lbs doing all this strenuous exercise in the same period of time?

Nothing she says and does adds up, she is faking those numbers and fooling her audience with her psycho crazy eyes and fake smiles. At some point people will have to start questioning it. I imagine once she hits 100lbs weight loss and still looks like the fatty she is, maybe then people will wake up

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Also, Marissa got banned or muted or something because she's now on her backup channel. Not that anyone cares, her shtick is pretty much tapped out at this point. She's just a fat whore (literally) and screams at people. I don't think I'll post her anymore unless I come across her naturally or she does something spectacular.
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Thank god, this stupid bitch doesn't deserve any attention. Tik tok rewards the worst people/content with views, and she's no exception.

 

[Azovka]

April's latest video. Husband's birthday - she says she has only 150lbs to lose now.

She got steaks with 20% fat in them - is it an American thing? In France, the most I've seen in grocery stores is 15% fat steaks, and most people just buy the 5% ones. I know it's a nitpick, but it just struck me as weird. Same goes for her comment about "macaroni & cheese" being "a good food". Also, why the fuck is she using "spreadable" butter for cooking? Isn't it better to use just cut up stick butter instead? (Just some Eurofag musings)

I think it's funny that she orders groceries when she could literally just get them herself. It's not as if she had a job or anything else to do, and it probably would avoid her some fuck-ups like getting 20% fat steaks instead of 10%, and too many potatoes.

She's saying her hair is falling out again, and I have to echo some of her comment section in saying she might need to get her thyroid checked. If she is indeed losing weight and eating balanced, there's no reason why her hair should fall out to the point where she notices it repeatedly in videos. Like, if anything, she should be getting healthier, not the opposite.

Her husband looks so done.

And of course, she believes the "calorie counting" portion of her Apple Watch. For those of you that don't know, commercial Fitness trackers aren't exactly reliable. Even for just steps taken, they usually go off on purposeful walking, not shuffling around like April does. And for calories, the Apple Watch specifically has an error margin of 30%, meaning that if it shows you 500cal burned, you could be anywhere from 350cal to 650cal in reality. Actually, the more you diverge from the standard proxy measures the fitness trackers use (so usually 30-ish, fit, white male), the more unreliable your watch will be.

Here's a review of the accuracy of most smart watches, taken from the publication: "How well do activity monitors estimate energy expenditure?" Available for free in PDF here - the colour Version in French is from a Canadian researcher that tested several smartwatches in a controlled lab environment (it's actually a pretty good channel if you're interested in the science behind sport, and if you happen to speak French) .

Anyways, all that digression to say that April really shouldn't believe her "calories burned" readings. If anything, it probably gives her a false sense of confidence, since she mentions her "high amount of calories burned" during the Weigh-In portion of the video.

She's lost only 1.1lbs this week, and yet thinks she needs to increase her caloric intake. The funniest bit is that she even mentions the fact that there is a difference between the perceived rate of exertion (how much effort you think you do), and the real rate of exertion (how much effort you're actually putting in), which does apply to her - she thinks she works out a lot more than she actually does, and burns way more calories than she actually does. And yet, despite being aware of this, she somehow comes to the conclusion that she should eat more... Somewhere along the way, she confused her own logic.

April would do better to invest in a personal trainer if she's actually serious about losing weight, instead of spending money on personal gym equipment, activewear hauls, and workout plans from YT gurus that don't apply to her specifically. Natacha Oceane's a good fitness YTber, one of the better ones out there, but her high intensity training plan is in no way adapted to someone of April's size. Half of the workout is literally jumping exercises that April just can't pull off successfully.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

April needs to invest in a dietician and nothing else. But it won't help if she still continues to cook and order food herself. If she was serious about weight loss she would let her husband order all the food. If she ate what he eats for six months or so she would lose a ton of weight already, despite him being much taller. But if she is going to up her calorie intake now she is lost.

 

[burntgrilledcheese]

Damn, thirty hit her husband like a Mac truck

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Damn, thirty hit her husband like a Mac truck

Dude looks like he's pushing a rough 40. He should shave his head and that awful mustache, lift heavy, get some sun, and run the hell away from Crazy Eyes.

 

[thejackal]

@Azovka I don't know if I have ever seen a steak labelled by fat content in the US. Ground beef sure, but a steak? I mean, it's marbled, you can cut the fat out or eat around it. That's what makes it taste good but you can if you want.

edit: you're talking about the ground beef she got gorl, not steaks. 80/20 is pretty standard, the real shit stuff is 70/30, that's like Big AL tier garbage. Fatgirlfedup buys 70/30 as well. Her entire haul was full of calorie rich food. She bought bacon, ribs, ground beef, butter, potatoes and so forth. She hardly even remembered what she ordered she says because it was "late at night". She's zonked out on some RX med, has to be. Or she's just a complete space cadet, either way she's a dum dum and her husband has to be absolutely wondering WTF he's doing. TBF he looks like a typical military grunt with the looks and IQ to match himself. Quite the power couple.

When she was talking to her niece in her puppy voice I had so much 2nd hand embarrassment. It's a kid, a little kid, not a dog.

 

[Azovka]

@Azovka I don't know if I have ever seen a steak labelled by fat content in the US. Ground beef sure, but a steak? I mean, it's marbled, you can cut the fat out or eat around it. That's what makes it taste good but you can if you want.

edit: you're talking about the ground beef she got gorl, not steaks. 80/20 is pretty standard, the real shit stuff is 70/30, that's like Big AL tier garbage. Fatgirlfedup buys 70/30 as well. Her entire haul was full of calorie rich food. She bought bacon, ribs, ground beef, butter, potatoes and so forth. She hardly even remembered what she ordered she says because it was "late at night". She's zonked out on some RX med, has to be. Or she's just a complete space cadet, either way she's a dum dum and her husband has to be absolutely wondering WTF he's doing. TBF he looks like a typical military grunt with the looks and IQ to match himself. Quite the power couple.

When she was talking to her niece in her puppy voice I had so much 2nd hand embarrassment. It's a kid, a little kid, not a dog.

Yes, apologies, I meant ground beef. We call them “steak haché”, meaning chopped steaks colloquially in France, but yes, I was indeed talking about the ground beef.

And holy shit, 80/20 and 70/30 ! Small wonder America has an obesity problem. We have 85/15 considered “the bad ones” here, and 95/5 as the standard for ground beef.

I mean, I know it’s such a small detail when looking at deathfats in general, but it can’t really be that easy to maintain a good diet when most of your foods are way more fat and sugary compared to the rest of the world.

Afaik, sweet potatoes aren’t that bad for dietary needs, but then again, it depends on quantity. And yeah, she also got 2 bags of regular potatoes that she’ll probably binge by herself, so that can’t be good.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Just fat Stella complaining about being fat again.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

Jesus take the wheel, that Lizzo pic.... all the money and resources and she chooses death. What a role model.

Here's some insanity from Bekah.
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She actually typed this fucking sentence.
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being morbidly obese is not magical Bekah.

This is the type of shit all these Fat Acceptance cronies tell themselves.

"My labyrinthian gut is magical" sounds a whole lot better in their warped minds than "my labyrinthian gut is slowly killing me, and I refuse to do anything about it, so I'll just give up and justify it."

 

[Smug Cat]

The same thing happened when he dated Jenny Slate. It gave weird looking girls hope. Difference is Jenny is funny, a had qualities chris found attractive. Just being weird like jenny or fat like lizzo isnt enough for anyone, let alone chris fucking evans

Another difference is that Jenny Slate is a little weird-looking, while Lizzo is very fat.

Lizzo and her obnoxious trashy behavior make me MATI sometimes. IDK if this qualifies as sexual harassment or whatever but if I was Chris Evans this shit would make me profoundly uncomfortable, especially because I'd know that I couldn't reject this ham or publicly denounce rumors without getting hard canceled in this current year.

 

[DumbDude42]

Lizzo and her obnoxious trashy behavior make me MATI sometimes. IDK if this qualifies as sexual harassment or whatever but if I was Chris Evans this shit would make me profoundly uncomfortable, especially because I'd know that I couldn't reject this ham or publicly denounce rumors without getting hard canceled in this current year.

hes rich and famous, i'm sure he'll manage lol

 

[NoReturn]

She got steaks with 20% fat in them - is it an American thing? In France, the most I've seen in grocery stores is 15% fat steaks, and most people just buy the 5% ones. I know it's a nitpick, but it just struck me as weird. Same goes for her comment about "macaroni & cheese" being "a good food". Also, why the fuck is she using "spreadable" butter for cooking? Isn't it better to use just cut up stick butter instead? (Just some Eurofag musings)

You're not just being a Yuro, there are many Americans who don't eat like shit, especially in the younger generations, but because of hammies like April and the financial power of large food corporations, people assume everyone eats like this. I've even seen a Canadian praise an American for eating normal food like the American was a seal doing a trick. It was bizarre.