حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 125 13.1%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.7%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 528 55.3%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 228 23.9%

  • Total voters
    954
I think you should try out that roleplaying account again
Yeah, we could ask Alphaboy questions and you would answer in-character. It might seem silly, but working out personal details about your character can help them feel more realistic. It also makes it easier for you to get in their mindset, which makes writing go smoother.
How about starting over and setting up a new account here, with a new username?
I don't think that'll make a difference. We'll probably be able to tell it's you.
 
I've got a shitload of negative ratings and I'd very much like for this thread to finally die. I'm losing interest in this place anyways, and I only came here today because of @Smutley .
Frankly, if that's what you want to happen, you need to be the one to change. We made friends with Maxi-Pad dude and the guy who's in love with his car, because they were both pretty cool when they showed up.

I really am curious about how your characters think, and I'd like to get more insight into that.
He should stick with what he knows and write a book about his abused girlfriend-esque relationship with a website.
Only if the Kiwis get a writing credit.
 
I've got a shitload of negative ratings and I'd very much like for this thread to finally die. I'm losing interest in this place anyways, and I only came here today because of @Smutley .

You'd think after almost 400 pages you would've learned that drawing attention to the thread is the opposite of what you should do if you want it to die. You're a cow and Kiwis will come to collect their milk when they see notifications that you're replying in chat.
 
In other news, I'm working on Alphaboy and I'm going to do a second draft of Redesigning Eva during the winter. I might churn out some short stories along the way. Before I even think about getting published, I'll need to have complete at least four novels and dozens of shorts. After I'm done with both Alphaboy and Eva, I'll see about writing a play or two for my old high school drama teacher while I'm volunteering at my local library. I also want to write a crime movie script for you-know-who within the next couple of years.

This sound like a plan?
 
In other news, I'm working on Alphaboy and I'm going to do a second draft of Redesigning Eva during the winter. I might churn out some short stories along the way. Before I even think about getting published, I'll need to have complete at least four novels and dozens of shorts. After I'm done with both Alphaboy and Eva, I'll see about writing a play or two for my old high school drama teacher while I'm volunteering at my local library. I also want to write a crime movie script for you-know-who within the next couple of years.

This sound like a plan?

Sure man. Make sure you also add "cure cancer" and "end world hunger" to your "Fantasy Stuff That Will Never Happen" agenda.
 
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