Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[The Emperor Skeksis]

If you get the urge, dump the junk food/candy out of their bags into the garbage, then mash it into coffee grounds of whatever other loose crap is in the garbage can. Even the worst food addict usually won't eat potato chips covered in old coffee grounds or spoiled fruit. Pour soda into the toilet and flush.

Dang, I wish I had thought of that back then, that's a good one. But luckily my dad got sick of being obese and lost all the weight - even though that is literally impossible and directly harming women of size, of course.

 

[Windex]

Well now I need to see this in action. Who can hook me up with an example?

This is where the SS came from, the Chantal thread
Swing back, get that forward momenrum

and HEAVE!

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

But luckily my dad got sick

I get what you mean, but this is so heartbreaking to read

 

[chickenbutt]

Corissa has drunk the same Koolaid as J. They truly believe they are perfectly fine and healthy.

I wonder if, when one of them inevitably dies prematurely, the other will experience a come-to-jesus moment or just resign themselves to the same fate.

What am I even saying, if they're still together by then the remaining fattie will just blame muh medical fatphobia...

 

[UncleTusky]

They rock until the pendulum momentum is enough to rock up to stand.

This is also how they fall, when they can't stop the momentum upon reaching the peak of the swing.

I'm sure I'm going to regret asking, but how easy is it for them to get back up if they do fall forward? We are talking about people with low muscle mass and a high center of gravity after all.

 

[Tumbo]

> by their own rules, not the one society has set
> here's a limited list of hotels in limited destinations that promised not to christen your door or throw you from the roof; enjoy your rebellious stay, freedom fighter

The Absolute worst thing about North Americans is assuming everywhere else is exactly like North America obviously this isn't everyone but the 1% who do this are vocal AF.

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NOW THAT is a lack of self awareness if I've ever seen it.

 

[Gramlol]

The Absolute worst thing about North Americans is assuming everywhere else is exactly like North America obviously this isn't everyone but the 1% who do this are vocal AF.

This is why everyone, on returning from a trip to the US, comments on how friendly and generous people were there. Because for people overseas, too many of the American tourists are arseholes. Probably not anywhere near a majority, but one bad encounter may tar all the others with the same brush.
I imagine it might be how Balinese people would feel on coming to Australia, generally the most shithead Australians love going to Bali.

But yeah, too many Americans tend to have a propensity to assume the entire world is exactly like them. Which is why C and J can rant about 'fatphobic inaccessible public spaces' and a non-American is flabbergasted by just how accommodating the US is for C and J sized people. Just try and get a rascal scooter at a supermarket here, and unless it's a shopping centre with centre management that has them for older people/disabled people (and with a 250lb weight limit), you'll be laughed out of there.
C and J have no clue they're living in the most fat accessible society/location in the history of the world

 

[GrouchiCorn]

Careful, Corissa. Your privelege is showing. Poor traumatized baby

ETA J Twitter

 

[Gramlol]

Careful, Corissa. Your privelege is showing. Poor traumatized baby
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Dear Corissa,
Please define capitalism without referencing yourself or your complaints (clothing sizes stopping at a 32 in most stores). Or plagiarism of retweets. Ty.
Has this idiot ever read an economic theory book about capitalism?
I'm so sick of dumb dumbs lecturing us on how hard done by they are, invoking concepts they don't understand in the least.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Careful, Corissa. Your privelege is showing. Poor traumatized baby
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I want Corissa to discover the joys of home ownership (especially buying during a bubble, only to see it pop) so badly, I'm practically salivating at the prospect.

This is a woman who can barely get up and move any more, and spends every winter moping about how depressed she is, and she's going to take care of a house and yard? Our mega-consoomer gorl is going to love throwing all her disposable income into repairs, improvements, and maintenance, because no way is she going to have the energy or stamina to do any of it herself, even if she did know how to DIY it--and like J's going to be any help? Yeah, dream on. J is literal deadweight.

Lots of people are better off as perennial renters; there's no shame in that. Corissa's one of them. If I was her bff, I'd try to talk her out of it, and recommend far better long-term investments, if that's what she's after. But because she is who she is, I hope she does get a house, and discovers firsthand just what a massive time- and money sink it is.

All of her wailing about how terrible the homebuying process is no doubt stems from trying to get approved for a loan--which, I'll give her, can be stressful as fuck the first time, and feel really invasive. For a Narc with outsized notions of what she deserves, exposing all of the inner workings of her finances so others can judge her fitness to receive a loan is not going to be any fun at all. She probably doesn't have much for a down payment, and her income is from multiple sources, many of which are less stable than a lender would like to see. And who even knows how much consoomer debt she's already got.

And even if she has managed to get approved, it might not be enough to buy her the kind of house she has in mind. Most of us have fantasies of what kind of house we'd like, but unless we're wealthy and money is no object, we aren't going to get all of that--there's a lot of trade-offs to be made, and a lot of homebuyers end up having to settle for something that's not ideal, but is at least good enough.

I do find it interesting that she's wailing about her struggles against the evil capitalist system to buy a house so close on the heels of Anna/glitterandlazer's home-buying manufactured drama. It may be coincidental, but it's interesting nonetheless.

 

[Bobsmyuncle]

She can always take people in off of the streets and let them live rent free, if she cares so much about having this privilege.
Let's see her actually do something physical to help the underprivileged instead of just crying over what she has and others dont. Sharing is caring.

 

[merwitchpigRude]

Fat Coco has tons of debt. Few years ago, she proudly tweeted that her debt is $100k. If someone can searvh her twitter for "debt"...

And Juli earning $30k for a few years is hardly credit worthy either. But I'm sure selfish Coco isn't planning on including Julianna in the deed (fair. They aren't legally married. Or in love even).

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

I want Corissa to discover the joys of home ownership (especially buying during a bubble, only to see it pop) so badly, I'm practically salivating at the prospect.

Lawrence is always in a bubble. The cost of living goes up every year because it's a bustling, fast growing college town. The schools in Kansas City proper are unaccredited, so a lot of families move out to Lawrence for the social benefits. Land lords pick up the 150-250k houses almost instantly to become rentals for students. Have fun Corissa

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

Careful, Corissa. Your privelege is showing. Poor traumatized baby
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Imagine becoming "traumatized" over buying a house. If capitalism can get "fucked," then how are you going to sell your "fat bitch" t-shirts Corissa? She is obsessed with getting people fired from their jobs. Must be some kind of power fantasy that Corissa has. The entitlement that Corissa has is off the charts. She is saving the world from racism, one complaint at a time.

 

[georgyjobe]

Fat Coco has tons of debt. Few years ago, she proudly tweeted that her debt is $100k. If someone can searvh her twitter for "debt"...

And Juli earning $30k for a few years is hardly credit worthy either. But I'm sure selfish Coco isn't planning on including Julianna in the deed (fair. They aren't legally married. Or in love even).

Yup, $110k not including owed taxes "from seeking treatment"

 

[Not me]

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seriously? Just do research. Easy as that fat ass. They are so about instant gratification that they can't even research simple things on their own. The world is not made to cater to you fat ass!

 

[thejackal]

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seriously? Just do research. Easy as that fat ass. They are so about instant gratification that they can't even research simple things on their own. The world is not made to cater to you fat ass!

It's not even about the laziness or instant gratification as much as the dopamine rush from having others see you as a big influencer that needs a cool vlog camera. It's (ugh) validating. People do the same shit on reddit constantly. Google won't validate how cool you are for asking.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Wow, that Sam Dylan Finch lives in quite the fucking fantasy world.

Crowdfunding to keep each other alive is the 'norm'? Pardon me while I facepalm myself into oblivion.

Only on twitter/tumblr/insert other exceptional social media here have I ever seen this shit or even heard of it. But then again, most people that I interact with day to day are working professionals. Who earn paychecks. With which to purchase shit. So that they /don't/ have to rely on crowdfunding.

Just like I have said multiple times in Judy's thread, I have a suggestion for these special twerps (and yes, that includes Corissa):

 

[January Cyst]

$110k in debt? How did she manage that?

Student loans/consumer debt and not paying her taxes on time I assume.

 

[georgyjobe]

Student loans/consumer debt and not paying her taxes on time I assume.

Did Corissa go to college? I don't think I've seen it mentioned anywhere.

"For seeking treatment" makes it sound like medical debt. Corissa is one of the deathfats who claims anorexia right?

Also I can't believe she thought $110k with no job was "pretty chill" and not completey life-altering.