TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[White Devil]

Hang on everyone Oreo's made a statement on her account

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I wish there was a cringe sticker.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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So that's what a blob fish is made out of.

 

[RJ MacReady]

I wish there was a cringe sticker.

It's fake but TBH it's fair to accept any fiction as fact when it comes to Spoonman at this point.

 

[Gobblyeyedgibbon]

i don't WANT to accuse BUT
He lied about the police
he lied about being trapped in his house
he lied about there being no-one to plough his drive

you know what they said about the boy who cried wolf...

 

[Schmeckel]

Batista and DDP are two examples of guys that got into the game in their 30s and became big stars anyway, but they are the exceptions, not the rule.

Batista and DDP were also in tremendous shape...Rachel might run into problems there.

Round is a shape. If Giant Haystacks was able to wrassle, maybe the Wartho.....Pfft, who am I kidding?

 

[Pepper Jack]

Rachel could wrestle Jim Sterling in the most horrifying wrestling match of all time.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

Rachel could wrestle Jim Sterling in the most horrifying wrestling match of all time.

Makes me wish El Gigante was still alive.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

Batista and DDP are two examples of guys that got into the game in their 30s and became big stars anyway, but they are the exceptions, not the rule.

Batista and DDP were also in tremendous shape...Rachel might run into problems there.

I think she could aim for a female Bastion Booger type of thing instead though....no extreme workout needed. (She will have to learn to stand up longer than 20 seconds still though....could be tough.)

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[RJ MacReady]

i don't WANT to accuse BUT
He lied about the police
he lied about being trapped in his house
he lied about there being no-one to plough his drive

you know what they said about the boy who cried wolf...

My first thought reading that tweet was that Oreo is just fat from poor diet and exercise but that also makes it more likely she's developing serious health conditions in her later adult years. (Oreo is 9 and jugs live to 14 - 15.)

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I think she could aim for a female Bastion Booger type of thing instead though....no extreme workout needed. (She will have to learn to stand up longer than 20 seconds still though....could be tough.)

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I was thinking more of Ralphus

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

It really is amazing how she's deluded herself to the point where she speaks about Spoony videos as if they're an actual form of therapy or medicine.

 

[Tronathon242]

Noah, the infamously fedora-tipping atheist who mocks the concept of "thoughts and prayers" like a stereotypical twitter leftist.
I'm genuinely curious now that if someone made a Spoony trivia test, would she do well on it, or do her repeated listening sessions just end up turning into white noise in her head.

I would imagine she would well because she has little else to do in her life. Some people can recite the Declaration of Independence verbatim, she can recall almost any Spoony joke or tweet.

 

[White Devil]

I would imagine she would well because she has little else to do in her life. Some people can recite the Declaration of Independence verbatim, she can recall almost any Spoony joke or tweet.

If you can't recite the Declaration verbatim, you either failed civics class or your civics teacher failed you.

 

[Travoltron]

If you can't recite the Declaration verbatim, you either failed civics class or your civics teacher failed you.

Not sure where you're from, but I'm from a blue state. My American History education was basically just this:

 

[DogEatDogFood]

Hang on everyone Oreo's made a statement on her account

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If you want to embarrass yourself on the Internet at least don't use your dog for this, Noah. It's the only member of your family that is dependent on you and not the other way around.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Just as I check the 'ol Spoonster's Twitter. The inevitable may be happening.

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I don't want to sound harsh, but let's be real - if Oreo dies, Spoony will use her death for extra asspats, gonna cry for months how it is his fault and he cannot be forgiven, only to say that it was pain in the ass to walk with her in the end or that vet was too expensive.

 

[White Devil]

I don't want to sound harsh, but let's be real - if Oreo dies, Spoony will use her death for extra asspats, gonna cry for months how it is his fault and he cannot be forgiven, only to say that it was pain in the ass to walk with her in the end or that vet was too expensive.

Orrrr.... Spoony might finally finish the pity party and neck himself.

 

[Gobblyeyedgibbon]

I don't want to sound harsh, but let's be real - if Oreo dies, Spoony will use her death for extra asspats, gonna cry for months how it is his fault and he cannot be forgiven, only to say that it was pain in the ass to walk with her in the end or that vet was too expensive.

Livewire would be dead for good, and if anyone brought it up his die-hards would go "hE JuSt lOsT HiS DoG LeAvE ThE PoOr mAn aLoNe!!!"

 

[BScCollateral]

Not sure where you're from, but I'm from a blue state. My American History education was basically just this:

I don't know why American schools are so shit at the American Revolution. It's a pretty straightforward story of farmers rules by a clueless urban elite who were provoked into violence by taxation, overregulation, and attempts to grab their weapons, and how the unruly hicks were ultimately perfectly happy to ally with foreign powers to break off from said clueless elites.

Wait, I know why American schools are so shit at the American Revolution.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Orrrr.... Spoony might finally finish the pity party and neck himself.

Who knows? On the one hand, I can't see him committing suicide. He seems to be enjoying all the sympathetic messages too much. On the other, let's not forget: