Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

cubesandcubes said:
I wonder if any of the women Chris has been associated have been afflicted with some sort of fetish regarding certain aspects of him....

Perhaps, something along the lines of: "Dear, the next time we make love could you not shower for a couple of days and spray yourself with this can of AXE body spray and wear a stained, brightly colored thrift store shirt and a yellow medallion made out of plasticine :medallion: and talk in an affectless monotone about something called Sonichu and yell my name exactly 3 times in the same affectless voice when you achieve "completion" and then stare at me without making eye contact and talk about Sonichu some more."
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There are limits to even quantum fetish mechanics

sweetbolt6969 said:
Random thought: Was watching "The Waterboy", and it occurred to me how much Chris was like Bobby Bouchet.

- Both have weird speech impediments
- Both have accents (although Bobby's is Cajun)
- Both are from the south
- Both have controlling, crazy mothers
- Both were waterboys
- Both hadn't touched a girl and were like, 30
- Both wet the bed
- Both had serious anger issues

What do you think?
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I think Adam Sandler doing a comedy based on Chris' life might improve his career after Pixels

Stratochu said:
The Aerostar is hungry for the Cadillac, BMW and Honda, and will eventually become Chris-chan's sole source of shelter.
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He'll be like a fatter, pansier, greasier version of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys
 
Marvin said:
I don't know about that. People on here have weird ideas for what it means for Chris to improve his life.
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Well, for instance, Chris insists that having a heartsweet would fix his myriad problems. Okay, that's an unreasonable expectation, but getting a gf is, in-and-of itself, a reasonable goal . So how does Fatty go about achieving this reasonable goal? He goes bowling with the local lgbt club dressed in grandma's finest Goodwill outfit circa 1973 hoping to find a lesbian he can make into a fuck-mommy from the ground-up.

And then people tell me Chris can improve his life.
 
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CornetteFace said:
Is never leaving your country something to really brag about? Most people would brag about going abroad. Granted Chris is not most people.
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I think it was a jab at patriotism for the benefit of Kacey's dad. Because, factoring in crippling autism, I can totally see how that makes sense. It sure would impress a veteran who's been deployed across the world...
 
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BillRiley said:
Well, for instance, Chris insists that having a heartsweet would fix his myriad problems. Okay, that's an unreasonable expectation, but getting a gf is, in-and-of itself, a reasonable goal . So how does Fatty go about achieving this reasonable goal? He goes bowling with the local lgbt club dressed in grandma's finest Goodwill outfit circa 1973 hoping to find a lesbian he can make into a fuck-mommy from the ground-up.
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(As far as he can tell,) Chris is a transwoman. Where else would he go?

Edit: And more to the point of what I was originally saying: when people talk about how Chris is being silly and he should work on improving his life, they only ever suggest things that would make him miserable. That's not improving his life.
 
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Marvin said:
(As far as he can tell,) Chris is a transwoman. Where else would he go?

Edit: And more to the point of what I was originally saying: when people talk about how Chris is being silly and he should work on improving his life, they only ever suggest things that would make him miserable. That's not improving his life.
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I guess. He clearly needs money though. Getting a job would certainly improve his financial situation. However, I do think the likelihood of him holding a job (or getting one) is pretty darn low. Chris thinks he has a stressful life as it is, as well. What Christian really needs to improve his is to stop being such a pussy ass manbaby.

A lot of people would suggest therapy as well. I'm not so optimistic it would do much for him. He's too stupid to understand his problems and even when he does he doesn't actually want to get better. All he'd get is free ass pats and more enabling excuses for why he's allowed to act childish.

Chris needs a firm kick in the ass and to have everything that enables him pulled up from under him. No shrink would ever give him that. A good boss who takes no shit might. But that's still a very unlikely scenario.
 
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